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1
drogue says:
I hate Illinois Nazis.
April 25th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
2
Orson Swindle says:
Coach…coach Dye?
April 25th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
3
drogue says:
Hey, when you get Moellered up and they take your license and ride, you have to get around somehow.
April 25th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
4
RaginCajunRebel says:
Getting drunk and riding a horse is actually punishable as OUI in Louisana. Found that one out the hard way.
On a different note–a horse walked into a bank, and the teller said, “Hey, why the long face?” Da dum, ching!
April 25th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
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tOSU_radar says:
Not unlike this:
http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/images/simpsonhomer.jpg
April 25th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
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PeterPumpkinhead says:
Sparkasse
April 25th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
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NDTom says:
If it weren’t for my horse, I never would have spent that year in collge
April 25th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
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Nutter says:
The German was performing research made possible by a generous grant from the Dennis Erickson Institute for Drunken Studies at Arizona State University.
April 25th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Germans Dept:
Article states:
“A spokeswoman for the bank said that aside from an undesirable deposit made by his horse inside the building, the 40-year-old account holder had not breached any house rules.”
I thought those Germans had rules for everything. Learn something new everyday…..
April 25th, 2007 at 4:56 pm
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kleph says:
yeah. but we’ve got captain america!
April 25th, 2007 at 5:24 pm
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Out of Conference says:
I’m trying to fit in a “I said posse!” joke and I’m failing miserably.
April 25th, 2007 at 8:18 pm
12
Daniel says:
Man: Zis ATM fee is too much.
Teller: Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
April 25th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
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rob says:
April 25th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
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Brian says:
The pony kept it all on the rug, so easy cleanup…throw that bitch out and get a freshy. The guy even has his shirt still tucked in. All in all a pretty considerate and low key drunk.
April 25th, 2007 at 8:59 pm
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Not a Fifer says:
And you just know the horse is thinking “Not again . . .”
April 26th, 2007 at 3:34 am
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JAM says:
Mom? If you were in a German Scheisse video, you… you’d tell me, wouldn’t you?
April 26th, 2007 at 4:01 am
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irishoutsider says:
The horse had a heartattack? HOLY SHIT!
April 26th, 2007 at 8:07 am
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Doug the future Mr. Theuriau says:
“A police spokesman said that since the horse’s droppings had been removed, the matter was now closed.”
If they cleaned the shit, you must acquit.
April 26th, 2007 at 8:37 am
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DC Trojan says:
If they cleaned the shit, you must acquit.
For removal of dung, there was legal vorsprung.
(Thanks, Audi commercials.)
April 26th, 2007 at 9:05 am
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Out of Conference says:
It’s time to unpimp the Horsey.
(thanks VW commercials)
April 26th, 2007 at 9:15 am
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TideInTx says:
Party like a country music star!
April 26th, 2007 at 9:27 am
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jakldawg says:
“In addition to any fees your bank may charge, this bank will charge $3.50 for a withdrawal. Do you accept these charges?”
“Neigh.”
April 26th, 2007 at 10:40 am
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DC Trojan says:
Less palomino than pal-o-wino.
(I’ll get my coat…)
April 26th, 2007 at 11:03 am
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Orson Swindle says:
Jakldawg, +1.
DC, +1, even though German jokes should be second nature for you.
Ten German bombers…
April 26th, 2007 at 11:09 am
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DC Trojan on behalf of Jenkins says:
Well, you asked for it – a combination of low puns and the war, a mash-up of two rich traditions in British humor…
That drunk couldn’t remember where he was Goring – his choice of flop-spot proved once again that you can’t trust a German when it comes to an annex.
Spooked by a lack of leavings-raum, the pony promptly committed a shitz-krieg attack, in direct violation of the Ribben-clop Pact. While this display was decried for its pferd-idy, the pony then again treated the carpet like the Luftwaffe treated Rotterdam. It is plain that he was a committed member of the Gesta-poo.
(There is no truth to the rumor that several French ponies promptly surrendered, however; they were merely regrouping behind a small wall.)
April 26th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
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DC Trojan says:
Bloody Firefox and its auto-fill – Jenkins had nothing to do with it. In fact, Jenkins pleaded with me not to post that.
April 26th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Wow. That really is genetic, isn’t it? Years of training and it still wouldn’t be that natural to us.
April 26th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
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DC Trojan says:
I was inappropriately pleased with the Gesta-poo crack, to be honest… but yeah, you have to grow up with it…
April 26th, 2007 at 7:25 pm