AND YOU THOUGHT YOU'VE BEEN DRUNK
by Stranko on Apr 25, 2007 3:56 PM EDT
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Hey, when you get Moellered up and they take your license and ride, you have to get around somehow.
by drogue on Apr 25, 2007 4:16 PM EDT reply actions
Getting drunk and riding a horse is actually punishable as OUI in Louisana. Found that one out the hard way.
On a different note—a horse walked into a bank, and the teller said, “Hey, why the long face?” Da dum, ching!
by RaginCajunRebel on Apr 25, 2007 4:29 PM EDT reply actions
Not unlike this:
http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/images/simpsonhomer.jpg
by tOSU_radar on Apr 25, 2007 4:30 PM EDT reply actions
If it weren’t for my horse, I never would have spent that year in collge
by NDTom on Apr 25, 2007 4:59 PM EDT reply actions
The German was performing research made possible by a generous grant from the Dennis Erickson Institute for Drunken Studies at Arizona State University.
by Nutter on Apr 25, 2007 5:03 PM EDT reply actions
Germans Dept:
Article states:
“A spokeswoman for the bank said that aside from an undesirable deposit made by his horse inside the building, the 40-year-old account holder had not breached any house rules.”
I thought those Germans had rules for everything. Learn something new everyday…..
by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Apr 25, 2007 5:56 PM EDT reply actions
I’m trying to fit in a “I said posse!” joke and I’m failing miserably.
by Out of Conference on Apr 25, 2007 9:18 PM EDT reply actions
Man: Zis ATM fee is too much.
Teller: Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
by Daniel on Apr 25, 2007 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
The pony kept it all on the rug, so easy cleanup…throw that bitch out and get a freshy. The guy even has his shirt still tucked in. All in all a pretty considerate and low key drunk.
by Brian on Apr 25, 2007 9:59 PM EDT reply actions
And you just know the horse is thinking “Not again . . .”
by Not a Fifer on Apr 26, 2007 4:34 AM EDT reply actions
Mom? If you were in a German Scheisse video, you… you’d tell me, wouldn’t you?
by JAM on Apr 26, 2007 5:01 AM EDT reply actions
“A police spokesman said that since the horse’s droppings had been removed, the matter was now closed.”
If they cleaned the shit, you must acquit.
by Doug the future Mr. Theuriau on Apr 26, 2007 9:37 AM EDT reply actions
If they cleaned the shit, you must acquit.
For removal of dung, there was legal vorsprung.
(Thanks, Audi commercials.)
by DC Trojan on Apr 26, 2007 10:05 AM EDT reply actions
It’s time to unpimp the Horsey.
(thanks VW commercials)
by Out of Conference on Apr 26, 2007 10:15 AM EDT reply actions
“In addition to any fees your bank may charge, this bank will charge $3.50 for a withdrawal. Do you accept these charges?”
“Neigh.”
by jakldawg on Apr 26, 2007 11:40 AM EDT reply actions
Less palomino than pal-o-wino.
(I’ll get my coat…)
by DC Trojan on Apr 26, 2007 12:03 PM EDT reply actions
Jakldawg, +1.
DC, +1, even though German jokes should be second nature for you.
Ten German bombers…
by Orson Swindle on Apr 26, 2007 12:09 PM EDT reply actions
Well, you asked for it – a combination of low puns and the war, a mash-up of two rich traditions in British humor…
That drunk couldn’t remember where he was Goring – his choice of flop-spot proved once again that you can’t trust a German when it comes to an annex.
Spooked by a lack of leavings-raum, the pony promptly committed a shitz-krieg attack, in direct violation of the Ribben-clop Pact. While this display was decried for its pferd-idy, the pony then again treated the carpet like the Luftwaffe treated Rotterdam. It is plain that he was a committed member of the Gesta-poo.
(There is no truth to the rumor that several French ponies promptly surrendered, however; they were merely regrouping behind a small wall.)
by DC Trojan on behalf of Jenkins on Apr 26, 2007 5:10 PM EDT reply actions
Bloody Firefox and its auto-fill – Jenkins had nothing to do with it. In fact, Jenkins pleaded with me not to post that.
by DC Trojan on Apr 26, 2007 5:12 PM EDT reply actions
Wow. That really is genetic, isn’t it? Years of training and it still wouldn’t be that natural to us.
by Orson Swindle on Apr 26, 2007 5:34 PM EDT reply actions
I was inappropriately pleased with the Gesta-poo crack, to be honest… but yeah, you have to grow up with it…
by DC Trojan on Apr 26, 2007 8:25 PM EDT reply actions
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