KEEP FLORIDA PLAYERS AWAY FROM BEER KEGS

ugg. that sucks. though, it really shouldn’t be two counts of assault. it would be considered one count of battery. how did he get a cut? if the player used something, its aggravated battery.

Championship hangover? I think so.

This weekend:

Ohio State began preparation to avenge last year’s dismal Championship Game performance. They earn bonus points for honouring the Virginia Tech victims by sporting VT logos on their helmets.

Florida notches its third off-field incident; they’ve all involved violence directed towards the unsuspecting local populace. Furthermore, two of three have been conspicuous and hilarious (for outsiders, that is).

The air is fetid and rank in Gainesville.

Corruption? Lack of institutional control? Hormone altering injections? Malaria?

we’re clearly a university on a mission… to win every tournament, championship, trophy, accreditation, honor, award, and yes, even a competition gauging how bad athletes can fuck up whilst drunk… our appetite for dominance (and violence) is completely unstoppable even if we wanted to, apparently…

Yeah, wouldn’t this fall under the Homer Simpson Mortgage Application rule – it isn’t dozens of separate lies (two assaults), it’s one big bundle of lies (or assault.)

re: comment #2-

yeah, we are clearly going through some crap right now. then again, as a fan of what we down here in florida affectionately call our “bitch institution,” you pretty much have no room to stand by and comment on the matter.

(the vt logo on the helmets was classy)

Orson,

While we Michigan fans may appreciate your shame, Florida does not need a Gary Danielsonesque boost. If the Gators are going to beat out Michigan for #2, let them earn it in the local pokey. Quite frankly, with injuries and suspensions, Michigan is running low on players who can score Fulmer Cup points without damaging the 2007 season; thus, we don’t have a spare player who can commit a three-point felony that would erase Florida’s shame bonus.

Shouldn’t it be like 3 counts of assault, as the attacker kept coming back for more?

“HOLD ME BACK! HOOOOOOLD MEEEE BAAAAACCK!”

“Just boys bein’ boys… a few stadium steps oughta square ’em away, just you watch.” Blobby Bowden

Meh, I’m still not too excited about this sort of thing- in the end, outside of the Wilson incident, these are things that happen every day in Gainesville and any other college town, and have less to do with football than they do with college in general. I’m just saying, we’re a long way from refounding the Sovereign Republic of Dee. Wake me up for the interesting arrests.

Thanks for your input #5,

If I put weight exclusively in the debacle in the desert, I might be upset.

As a lifelong Ohio State fan, however, I’ve witnessed dominance over the last 15 years that would evoke envy from even the most illustrious programs.

We’ve had as many players drafted into the NFL as any school, save Florida State; hell, in the 2006 draft we had 5 first round draft picks and still made the National Championship the following year. We’re also 4-1 in BCS bowl games, tying us with USC.

That’s not even touching our preeminent place in the annals of college footaball lore, from our 7 Heisman Trophies to our half-dozen National Championships.

I can also console myself with our output of ridiculously acclaimed coaches, including your very own Urban Meyer.

Florida has been mighty impressive since the Spurrier year, minus the REDACTED years. For that, I applaud you.

Welcome to the party; here’s hoping you stick around!

Logical progression: a 6’8" 345 lb. UF player with a keg on one shoulder, a smoking AK-47 slung over the other, and claw-like fingernails terrorizing the area by holding an entire fraternity membership hostage and demanding fear, snacks, car keys, and virgin sacrifices.

The charges, underreported as they are, may not even stand up to the scrutiny of a single lawyer’s inquiry.

However…Ronnie Wilson’s case is worrisome. The silence is overwhelming.

SEC Baby, straight banging their way to the top – congratulations!

1. I couldn’t have said it any better myself – you’d think Florida would cut us a little slack considering the only 2 national championships they have were heavily influenced by the great state of Ohio. If we lose to ASU in 96 they would not have that one and if their coach from Ohio hadn’t out coached our coach from Ohio they wouldn’t have the second one either.

Nonetheless, congrats to the gators, well done. You’re still my favorite SEC team, which only speaks to my deep seeded hatred for the State of Alabama and the rest of the SEC.

That guy should be honored. He was most likely cut with either an SEC or National Championship ring. Hell, he got closer to the BCS hardware than Troy Smith ever did.

This may be it for Octavius. He was on thin ice as it was becuase (1) he’s not very good and (2) he likes to get fucked up. We can live with one or the other, but not both.

Orson

Don’t fret. Ronnie will be fine. The opposite of zero tolerance is the winds of change. Have faith.

Can I lobby for points to be deducted ? There is nothing creative coming out of Gainesville anymore.

The points are coming down. The complaint has been withdrawn. News pending….

See, if it doesn’t involve a firearm and/or a stripper, it’s not going to have legs. Unless the firearm causes the stripper to lose her legs. Because then it still wouldn’t have any, but the coverage would be tremendous.

THREADSUBVERSION:
Orson, you heard the story about the little kid that got wiped out by a football player at the Colorado State spring game? 30 stitches and a “sickening thud”. . . I"m sure there’s a story there. . .

Damn’t Notre Dame can’t even make the top ten in this poll either. Education is overrated !!!!!! Looks like ND won’t get any points this year either…… I expect the SEC to win this championship

#13, go check the Fulmer Cup board

3 Big 10 teams
2 SEC teams

Go suck a fucking dick.

(from White Men Can’t Jump, referring to the “vista view” apts):

“there’s no vista, there’s no view; and there sure as hell
ain’t no vista of a view”

I suggest we wait on names before points are awarded. There’s more to this story than what is being reported.

Arg! What the hell is wrong with you. Why do you keep giving yourselves extra points? It’s the most fucking retarded thing on the planet. The Fulmer Cup is about laughing at idiot athletes, but whenever it’s a Gator you get all fucking EMBARRASED?

Laugh at Gators like you laugh at everyone else and stop being such fucking ponies.

Ponies? Writing that one down for later use….

I’ll spare you the primary education speach and simply point to the fact that you can’t fucking count or don’t have enough sense to look at the complete scoreboard. It’s more like 8 teams from the SEC and 4 from the Big Ten. Check the wiki idiot. So you’re right the SEC is deeper and the Big Ten is probably overrated here as well.

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Fulmer_Cup

speech not speach…typo

Thar she blows!
Notre Dame reference spotted in post #21.

The reason Notre Dame stays out of trouble is because the players are all depressed. Nine or ten straight bowl losses tend to do that. Too bad the their fans can’t stay under the radar.

A typo? What kind of fat fucking sausage fingers do you have where ‘a’ can be typed instead of ‘e’?

This is going to sound retarded, but I don’t give a shit who’s past #10. Scoring 1 Fulmer Cup point doesn’t mean your school had any problems. Being in the top 10 at the end of the year is the measuring stick, and right now, the Big 10 is ahead of the SEC.

ah over the top named Gainesville apt complexes, my favorite was La Mancha behind sorority row. Nice Spanish sounding name brings up thoughts of a nice villa, only problem, it was common knowledge that La Mancha loosely translated into “The Stain”

Hey I though the rule was if a frat left kegs on the sidewalke when they were being unloaded, they were free for the taking.

Getting into a fight to nab one is out of bounds though.