NINETY FIVE? I TOOOOOLD YA: ALABAMA’S SPRING GAME EATS YOURS FOR LUNCH.
If you were to attempt the wave at your spring game, after great effort you might get a feeble ripple going two-thirds of the way around the stadium before it petered out in the bald patch of seats in the north endzone. And that’s if you’re lucky enough to get a good 30K to your game.
The wave at Alabama’s spring game looks like this:
Ninety-five! I tooooooooooold yuh! The guy overheard in the video overshoots the actual attendance number by a bit less than three thousand: 92,138 fans showed up to A-Day, Alabama’s spring game, this past Saturday. (Alabama, math, insert joke here.) And look around the stands–these weren’t ne’er-do-wells and collegians loafing in the sun for free and paying lackadaisical attention to the events on the field. There’s grown-ass men in full Alabama garb who likely brought the barbecue, the Direct TV dish, the backup mustache…the whole kit and caboodle.
This was no accident, people. Todd Jones of Roll Bama Roll talked to us on Saturday Night immediately after the game, sounding sun-blasted, tired, and quite happy despite the crowd making more news than the vanilla offense/defense on display on the field.
One thing mentioned in the interview we’ll repeat here is that Saban made fashion news by bringing starchy back to the SEC, appearing in the sweltering heat wearing a grey suit and red tie. We heartily encourage this move toward more idiosyncratic vintage coaching wear, especially because it means Urban’s going to be coaching in Bike-brand coach shorts, high white socks, and wearing Woody Hayes horn rims with a shiny metal whistle around his neck if the trend continues. And that would rule.
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I am a student at Alabama and called the sell out 6 months ago. I ordered houndstooth visors from China and posted up out side the stadium to sell “Game Day†shirts and hats. I sold out of most all of my stuff……Nick Saban will help pay for my education!!!ROLL Tide!!!!
Comment by Houndstooth Visor — April 29, 2007 @ 9:52 pm
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@ #68
Thank you tOSU for fixing my misconceptions about history and geography… here I thought that Ohio was in the US, turns out its in Germany…
Thank you for fixing my misconceptions about the development of the first automobile… I could have embarrassed myself thinking the first cars were built by Gottlieb Daimler and Carl Benz near Stuttgart in Germany.
Comment by Peter in Bama — April 25, 2007 @ 1:32 pm
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Ladies and gentlemen of the great state of Alabama, would you please not entice people to visit or learn more about our great state as we would like to continue fooling the world. Thank you and have a beautiful day.
Comment by UA Thanks you for your interest — April 24, 2007 @ 8:40 pm
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What’s so fucking exciting about Ohio, I mean, except for driving 75 on those ragged-assed roads you call interstates?
I’ve travelled the country, lived in the NorthEast, The SouthEast, and the Southwest, and I’m not impressed with any one place being better than another, especially on the “things to do” category. There are different things to do in different places, but if it’s not exactly what some bitter people want, then they bash the shit out of it, kind of like how Florida bashes the shit out of Ohio State anytime they meet on a national stage.
And do you honestly believe some craptacular list from about.com that shows several states with zero inventors has any shred of credibility? Seriously, not one inventor from Alaska, Arizona, Florida, Georgia, New Hampshire, Hawaii, Idaho, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisianna, Maryland, Montana, New Mexico, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Wyoming, and West Virginia? OK, well maybe that last state…
I guess the Buckeyes pick up the Bammers in the North.
Comment by NewAZTiger — April 24, 2007 @ 7:24 pm
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Useless Nut,
To quote the great Merle Haggard
“If you don’t like it, leave it”
Comment by IJ — April 24, 2007 @ 11:31 am
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It may have less to do with the mentality of the Baptists than with our structure: the Catholic church is very centralized, while each Baptist congregation is independent. Congregations work cooperatively on missions, but not primary education, and just because we believe such education is the responsibility of either the individual church or the family, it doesn’t mean that we place less of an emphasis on it.
Comment by Dr. O. Goldsmith — April 24, 2007 @ 9:32 am