MMM...PIG: FIU BUYS OFF FANS WITH PORK.
Florida International University has in its brief football history accomplished one thing: fielding the baddest ass brawler ever, the indomitable A'Mod Ned, who took the field in the middle of the 2006 Lamar Thomas Invitational Brawl on crutches to get his teammate's back.

Florida International has now added a new line to their resume as a program of esteem and worth: putting on the greatest single spread of pork seen in South Florida since Connie Mack the third was in office. From El Herald:
The ambience -- which included complimentary food featuring six roasted pigs, a sale of retro FIU athletic uniforms and gear and the unveiling of the new football stadium design -- didn't disappoint the crowd.
''I have never seen an atmosphere like this at any previous FIU event with the exception of the inaugural football game in 2002,'' FIU radio broadcaster Jerry Del Castillo said. ``These fans are really soaking up the changes to this football program.''
Hold on...let's crack out the red pen, Deadspin commenter-style.
"'These fans are really soaking up the changes to this football program all the greasy, delicious, heart-destroying porkfat they possibly can in 25 minutes without foundering like sick mules.'"
There! So much better, and likely more accurate. Free pig and all, FIU turned out just 2,500 for their spring scrimmage, approximately the same number as those who volunteered to die if necessary to make Nick Saban the next governor of Alabama that same afternoon on Saturday in Tuscaloosa, bayonets and tear gas be damned.
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You know, that’s more people than showed up for Pitt’s spring game: 2,103.
Can’t wait to see Ned in Happy Valley this season.
by Run Up The Score on Apr 23, 2007 1:41 PM EDT reply actions
You’re fucking kidding me—2K for Pitt? Yikes.
by Orson Swindle on Apr 23, 2007 2:08 PM EDT reply actions
the best was the quote from the FIU player. sweet! FIU academics paying off:
Tight end Moses Hinton (3 catches, 49 yards) and receiver Ash Parker (3 catches, 40 yards) led the receiving corps.
’’It’s a total 360 from last year,‘’ Hinton said. ``This year, everyone has a chance to make plays. We’re just having fun and success comes from all this.’’
by rich on Apr 23, 2007 2:17 PM EDT reply actions
“Now, THAT’s what I’m talking about. You let us into our house, you should get your pork picked. You don’t come into the OB without that stuff with you. You’re across the ocean over there. You’re across the city. But when you come to our house, you’d better bring some fucking barbecue! I am about to go down the elevator to get some of that ’cue.”
by DevilGrad on Apr 23, 2007 2:34 PM EDT reply actions
What I love is that there is “retro” FIU merchandise….
From what, 2002???
by Rabo Karabekian on Apr 23, 2007 2:49 PM EDT reply actions
retro uniforms? from all the way back in 2002, when they started playing football? they were probably leather helmets.
by adam on Apr 23, 2007 2:49 PM EDT reply actions
Adam —
That’s the polite term for “garage sale,” which a number of lower-budget D-1 programs have to squeeze out a few extra bucks. My posters at MiamiHawkTalk left our spring game with large quantities of surplus Miami game-worn jerseys and practice gear from pretty much every varsity sport.
by DevilGrad on Apr 23, 2007 2:52 PM EDT reply actions
#2, Orson — Actually, it’s not that different from their fall games. They have 10,000 empty seats in a stadium with 64,000 seats for what they consider the biggest game of the year — the Backyard Brawl against West Virginia. West Fucking Virginia is only 90 minutes away, and there are 10,000 empty seats. 20,000 empty seats for the home opener and a night game against then-undefeated Rutgers.
Of course, if you listen to Pitt fans, they’re a football powerhouse with the most passionate fans in the best football region in the country. A sleeping giant, indeed. Hooray for empty yellow seats!
by Run Up The Score on Apr 23, 2007 3:09 PM EDT reply actions
The only reason Pitt fans want the PSU/Pitt rivalry is because THEY need it to sell seats. The reason PSU nixed the rivalry is b/c Pitt athletic office was FORCING anyone looking for PSU tix to buy tix to 2 other games. Who does that? Bush league stuff.
Sh$t on Pitt.
by PSUrob on Apr 23, 2007 3:25 PM EDT reply actions
Wait, you’re telling me I could have had free pig this weekend???
by SoFlaMichFan on Apr 23, 2007 3:32 PM EDT reply actions
I had no idea that there are Pitt fans that don’t admit that Pittsburgh is a pro sports town, and nobody up there cares about the Panthers.
I salute their denial!
by Coop on Apr 23, 2007 3:54 PM EDT reply actions
Is there something in the Penn State fan by-laws that requires them to take a pot-shot at Pitt at every opportunity, while simultaneously proclaiming “there is no rivalry here”? Just curious…Penn State message boards are one part ND, two parts Penn State, and four parts Pitt. Half the comments in this section are some sort of proclamation that Pitt is irrelevant, as if repeating it enough times will make it true. I’m waiting for the “there were over 70,000 in Happy Valley, wearing maroon and orange to honor VT” line. There should be plenty of shoulder strains from all the fans patting themselves on the back.
by sheesh on Apr 23, 2007 4:19 PM EDT reply actions
Just over 5,000 at the Cincinnati Bearcats’ spring game this past Saturday evening.
QB Adam Grutza is said to have looked good with the new – and more complex – system. The defense looked quick. 3 – 5 years and the Bearcats are in the Big East final!
Fantastic picture of Ned going off to war!
by OhioDawg on Apr 23, 2007 4:48 PM EDT reply actions
Saban wouldn’t be the worst governor this state has seen.
by BamaCPA on Apr 23, 2007 5:05 PM EDT reply actions
What rivalry are you referring to sheesh? Are there any fans from Pitt?
by Nick on Apr 23, 2007 5:48 PM EDT reply actions
RUTS,
They do, however, sell out the stadium for games against Notre Dame. Whether they stay for the second half annihilation, however, is a different question altogether.
by Rusty on Apr 24, 2007 4:44 AM EDT reply actions
I don’t understand what this post had anything to do with pitt. If you’re going to sit on top of your high horse and claim there’s no rivialry and we are nothing to you, then I don’t know, maybe you shouldn’t take shots at pitt for no apparent reason? the spring game is nothing but a glorified practice. do you ever see pitt fans patting themselves on the back during basketball season exclaiming how there are 10,000 seats filled to watch pitt crush slippery rock while there there is like 6 drunk frat boys and 4 fat freshmen fiffteen girls at ups watching them lose to elon? I went to maryland for undergrad, and pitt is only my med school, and love for pitt is a distant second compared to my love for my terps but I’ve quickly learned that ups fans are second to none when it comes to being obnoxious, and this is coming from a girl that was in the ACC with UNC and duke. so in parting, I’m sorry that I couldn’t go to pitt’s spring game because I was busy for curing cancer, next time I’ll ask my professor to let me out of the lab so that I can go up to Heinz field and watch football practice. and I’m glad UPS fans are happy with their moral victory of being number 1 in attendence, good luck with that, I’m sure it will get you far.
by liz on Apr 24, 2007 4:44 AM EDT reply actions
I feel bad for Pitt. Not because they fell back into the suck pit. Only because they have to deal with the yojimbo from the NFL.
Personally, I can’t wait to see what happens to Gopher Football’s popularity when the Los Angeles Vikings begin to exist in about 5 years.
by Brewster Crew on Apr 24, 2007 10:08 AM EDT reply actions
Liz, it was simply pointed out that a team without the history of Tony Dorsett, Dan Marino, or Mark May outdrew the team that does. If you want to somehow interpret that as being obnoxious or some sort of libel, by all means that’s your right. If you want to see a real rivalry however, watch the Auburn and Alabama fans fight.
Good luck curing cancer though, everyone is supporting that.
by Nick on Apr 24, 2007 3:10 PM EDT reply actions
yep Liz, if only all the Pitt fans weren’t out curing cancer during Pitts spring game….DAMN.
by Loren on May 24, 2007 7:22 PM EDT reply actions

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