LSU BOOTS THREE PLAYERS OFF TEAM.
The Hat speaks, and it doesn't do so in forgiving tones: LSU kicks off three players who racked up Fulmer Cup points for the Tigers in the past month. Les Miles comments:
"There is a standard that we insist upon with members of our football team when representing this university, our community and the state of Louisiana," coach Les Miles said in a statement. "When that standard isn't met some adjustments must be made."
The person not saying this is Urban Meyer about Ronnie Wilson, an offensive lineman who at the least allegedly brandished an assault rifle in public, and at worst may have discharged said rifle in public. The Lou Holth school of discipline blossoming in Gainesville troubles us--even if Wilson's investigation is ongoing, say something. Kick an ass in a public way.
It's this kind of slack discipline that leaves former blue-chippers playing for the Bossier-Shreveport BattleWings...or perhaps the Bengals. And only a sick bastard would wish that on someone. BTW, that Quincy Carter article (HT: Paul) contains a cheap joke indicative of someone who's at least dipped their toe in the blogosphere a time or two.
Since getting dismissed by the Cowboys in the summer of 2004, Lavonya Quintelle Carter's life has gone to shit. And, arguably worse, Shreveport.
Hey, now. The place is sponsored by Shoney's. Those twinkie rolls on the breakfast bar rule.

There's an easy way to prevent Quincy Carterism--kick someone off the team.
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LSU seems to have the cojones to do what Sakerlina refuses to do.
by Chili on Apr 20, 2007 8:58 AM EDT reply actions
Additionally, I think they still have all you can eat triangular Belgian waffles.
by SmoothJimmyApollo on Apr 20, 2007 9:01 AM EDT reply actions
Shoneys f’ing rules. I hadn’t been to one in close to 15 years, then last month I drove down to Alabama and made it a point to stop at one on the way back to Nebraska.
by Rob on Apr 20, 2007 9:02 AM EDT reply actions
Back the fuck up- Quincy’s first name is Lavonya? How did this go unnoticed (at least by me) through years in the SEC?
by italiangator on Apr 20, 2007 9:07 AM EDT reply actions
Woah Chili – there’s a huge difference between running from the cops and keying someone’s car that stole your spot versus B&E, identity theft and roughing up someone. ClemTech’s School of Architecture must be designing stronger glass houses these days.
by Out of Conference on Apr 20, 2007 9:18 AM EDT reply actions
Re: Ronnie Wilson
I think UF is going to hand down their punishment (possibly expulsion) before Meyer gets his turn.
by Celeste on Apr 20, 2007 9:24 AM EDT reply actions
BAH. Sure that was a really tough decision for Leslie…make an example of three kids that they’re never gonna miss on that squad. Let’s see what he does when one of his stud linemen pull some shit…bet it’s a different story.
Screw LSU.
by always rebellious on Apr 20, 2007 9:39 AM EDT reply actions
That really is a stunning fall from grace. That’s my line from now on…“It could be worse. I could be in Shreveport.”
by rob on Apr 20, 2007 9:46 AM EDT reply actions
Look on the bright side always rebellious, now there are three more kids available that can start for Ole Miss.
by unhappy monkey on Apr 20, 2007 9:52 AM EDT reply actions
I am sick and tired of all the Bengals bashing that is going on around here. The last time I checked I wanted my Wr’s, LB’s, and CB’s to have some sort of criminall record.
Where are the haters for Cincinnati police? They are going to cost Cincinnati a superbowl and I hope they realize it.
As for college kids getting in trouble? They should know better.
by Odell 51 on Apr 20, 2007 10:04 AM EDT reply actions
Aaahhh, Quincy Carter … 29 years old and still blaming others for his problems. Maybe he can join the Ricky Williams Career Counciling School and become an aroma theropist or something.
by SunDawg on Apr 20, 2007 10:05 AM EDT reply actions
So what happened to Ryan Perilloux and all those juicy stories of counterfeit money, truck hijacking, and importing Ukrainian hookers?
by Orangeblood on Apr 20, 2007 10:06 AM EDT reply actions
Always Rebellious-
Zhamal Thomas and Giddens both were competing for the 2 deep. These were not walk ons Les dismissed. Both would play serious time this year, and especially next.
by CK on Apr 20, 2007 10:07 AM EDT reply actions
I am disappointed in Les Miles. Dennis Dodd’s Tebow-esque fluffer column on Herban Meyer’s discipline should be a “must read” for all SEC Coaches
by LWS on Apr 20, 2007 10:17 AM EDT reply actions
You know how it’s said that people who accuse others of being gay all the time are actually dealing with some repressed feelings of their own? I think LWS might be the perfect case study for that one.
by italiangator on Apr 20, 2007 10:40 AM EDT reply actions
At least Williams wasn’t an Aroma Analrapist.
by RedDevilEA on Apr 20, 2007 10:58 AM EDT reply actions
Toledo has lost some Fulmer Cup points, at least temporarily:
by maskedavenger on Apr 20, 2007 11:00 AM EDT reply actions
Interesting point, Italiangator. I personally am always perplexed at the scorn men heap upon people who perform fellatio. Um, since most men are maniacs for it, you’d think they would flatter and compliment the people who do it, right?
by The Conscience of a Nation on Apr 20, 2007 11:08 AM EDT reply actions
i, for one, fully support this effort to hijack the comment thread.
by kleph on Apr 20, 2007 11:18 AM EDT reply actions
Good job LSU….now you can offer 3 more scholarships this year !!!!! Maybe out of the 25 recruits, 5 of them can get a degree !!!
by cuss on Apr 20, 2007 11:36 AM EDT reply actions
I have changed my ways Gator. Dennis Dodd has changed me. Go Gators
by LWS on Apr 20, 2007 11:43 AM EDT reply actions
Um, since most men are maniacs for it, you’d think they would flatter and compliment the people who do it, right?
I suspect that depends what sort of plumbing is involved (ie, is it a fellator or a fellatrix?) One could take the view that a mouth is a mouth, but I’d like to at least have the option of busting that nut as well. (Who said romance was dead?)
However, since I am married and the missus is currently at home with 2 children under 5, flattery and compliments won’t do it – cleaning out the basement and mopping the kitchen floor might.
by DC Trojan on Apr 20, 2007 12:10 PM EDT reply actions
Trust me, TCOAN, there is such a thing as a bad job, but any further details will probably fall under the TMI category.
by PJ from NU in SF on Apr 20, 2007 12:23 PM EDT reply actions
Is Keith Jackson a liar?
http://loserwithsocks.wordpress.com/2007/04/20/thank-you-fsu-for-gatorade/
by IJ on Apr 20, 2007 12:27 PM EDT reply actions
People that accuse others of homophobia are gay
by Phil McCracken on Apr 20, 2007 12:32 PM EDT reply actions
for some reason whenever i see TCOAN i immediately think it says TSOL. which is hella cool, i should add.
by kleph on Apr 20, 2007 12:55 PM EDT reply actions
Crimson Tide fans seem to think highly of Shreveport.
You may want to apologize to them, O.
by kwaj on Apr 20, 2007 1:20 PM EDT reply actions
I am Ok with that Italian Gator being a homophobe then
by LWS on Apr 20, 2007 1:21 PM EDT reply actions
For the record, the gay thing was intended more to be a metaphor for LWS’ obsession with Urban and the Gators- I actually don’t know if the site could also be considered part of the gay cabal or not. (although from post 23, I think LWS got what I was heading towards).
by italiangator on Apr 20, 2007 1:53 PM EDT reply actions
Cuss, when they start handing out national titles for graduating, we’ll be there. When they start handing out trophies for jealousy and hate, maybe you can finally, finally have something of your own.
And the hate from the pathetic Rebs only warms my soul.
by LSUJoshua on Apr 20, 2007 1:54 PM EDT reply actions
I’ve never understood how high graduation rates show that a given school is better. Doesn’t it just as likely indicate that the school is easier-at least for athletes?
by Because They Can on Apr 20, 2007 2:15 PM EDT reply actions
ItalianGator, I have to draw the line somewhere. If I am now a Gator Fan, I still reserve the right not to recognize any Florida Coach by the name of “Urban”.
We only recognize the coach named “Herban”
by LWS on Apr 20, 2007 3:08 PM EDT reply actions
Orson
Thanks. I feel more like a Gator every second. That video is really spiffy
by LWS on Apr 20, 2007 3:32 PM EDT reply actions
Also, I do not believe that this was fumble….anymore
by LWS on Apr 20, 2007 3:38 PM EDT reply actions
Can I use that pic on my blog?
http://loserwithsocks.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/chris-leak-wonderlic.png
by LWS on Apr 20, 2007 4:48 PM EDT reply actions
I dunno – there’s now a two year correlation between low Wonderlic scores and national championship quality quarterbacking. Maybe you should be spending your offseason whacking Ainge around the head with a two by four.
by peachy on Apr 20, 2007 6:25 PM EDT reply actions
Dumb and pretty wins you some trophies, Peachy.
by Orson Swindle on Apr 20, 2007 6:27 PM EDT reply actions
Dumb and pretty is no way to go through life, son. Unless you’re a college quarterback. Bastards have it made… but at least they bring back the shiny crystal for the rest of us to admire. (Seriously, LWS; two by four + no helmet = BCS glory.)
by peachy on Apr 20, 2007 7:11 PM EDT reply actions
LWS makes a good point though. If coach Meyer isn’t careful, we may start to rack up points in the Fulmer Cup. Say, who’s that named after again?
by Chas on Apr 21, 2007 5:36 AM EDT reply actions
#38, there is no tuck rule in College Football. Whining, however, is still allowed, and in fact, encouraged. Bammers started that tradition.
by NewAZTiger on Apr 21, 2007 8:35 AM EDT reply actions
As my pet name for my wife should convey, I like giving cunniligus, I am not particular found of fellatio,
during long drives, a hidden but puplic place, post coitus & a few other but rare times in my life & rarer to
fulfillment. As a middle aged man married to a goddess nearly 10 years younger than I, there are 2 other
places I findmore pleasing both of us, in general. I live in Atlanta, my doc is gay, so oreintation is between
consentingadults in my book. I don’t know what thator why was on an SEC board but I think it is awsome.
As an Alabama almni, I’d love to awesome good Cathlic & Episcopalian & just plain in line with nature over here.
It seems the Puritans have rained power, Bama fans talk the talk, Auburn fans walk the way, generally of
couse.
I have not read & hope not to read the article on Quincy Carter & find it shameful tthat after he has
over in his life & already accomplished what few ever will. If making fun his his misrtune now makes you
happy, by all means, let loose on him, it will not bring him any harm, I garuntee ye of dat!
As for who invented whining, I cannot say but mighty lot at Tiger Stadium were whining at Nick Saban last
November.
Most of LSUs rejects or diaciple problems end up at Jacksoville Sate University.
Roll Tide Roll!
And go SEC against the outside, even if it is Auburrn vs.UAB
The Bayou Bengals always have & always will be one of my favoite teams, I’d love the West come down
beweetween us this year. I just woke up,am still half asleep & on mp iPhone, please forgive the typos.
by MoistOrb on Jun 23, 2009 5:20 AM EDT reply actions

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