THE SHIRT FOR THOSE WHO DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS S#*T
If you’re an Alabama fan, you probably know that your coach has been labeled a “jerk” by esteemed, legitimate journalist-types. You also know that your coach, frankly, doesn’t have time for this shit–whatever the shit happens to be. He’s got games to win, asses to kick, underlings to push to the brink of insanity. Shit? No time for it.
And now you, Alabama fan, may join in the movement by declaring your own lack of time for this shit. In fact, you don’t have time for another sent–
(Click the image to go to our shop.)
The back:
You don’t have time! Purchase at your one-stop shop for football dorkwear, the EDSBS store.
We stay and chat, but you know..shit, no time, blah blah.
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sandman227 says:
Well done indeed!
April 19th, 2007 at 9:02 am
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JR says:
Can I get that in time for the A-Day game Saturday?
April 19th, 2007 at 9:32 am
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Wooderson says:
Orson, what do you use to format the text on your shirts? does Spreadshirt have a tool that you can just type in the words you want on the shirt and it’ll put them into a layout for you?
April 19th, 2007 at 9:34 am
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Orson Swindle says:
Spreadshirt lets you type ‘em in. Our text of choice is Futura,
April 19th, 2007 at 9:44 am
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Wooderson says:
Thanks O
April 19th, 2007 at 9:50 am
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Duh Duh D says:
Favoritism! Bullshit! Now you have to do one for Tubbs, maybe something with planes and meddling trustees, or onside kicks that result in possession for the entire quarter.
April 19th, 2007 at 9:57 am
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Hook'em Tide says:
Or something referencing a pinebox
April 19th, 2007 at 10:06 am
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General Chow says:
Hilarious as always guys. New bloggie here. Have no idea what to post on the site. Other than Cooch Booby and Co. You guys tell me what you think please.
Plus Gator alum and no HTML skillz…
April 19th, 2007 at 10:29 am
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General Chow says:
Also the Sabanator doesn’t have time to about writing a book about whether or not he’ll talk the job he’s not talking at this particular point in time.
Alabammer!!! Yeeeeha! Coach ManagementSpeak is dominatin’ the SEC yall. Or goin 6-6. Whatevs.
April 19th, 2007 at 10:35 am
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General Chow says:
rather the Sabanator doesn’t have time to talk…still mastering the put-typing-on-screen machine…lol
April 19th, 2007 at 10:46 am
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MP says:
Hey guys, comment on the shirts. This is probably the funniest blog out there, but if you’re gonna do shirts, let’s get serious. The shirts suck and the only good one is the coke orgy. The couchburning one is so gay I think its appropraite that it’s literally flaming. I challenge you to do better.
April 19th, 2007 at 11:08 am
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RaginCajunRebel says:
Apparently, MP doesn’t have time for your shit either.
April 19th, 2007 at 11:43 am
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LSUJoshua says:
A true disciple that one is.
April 19th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
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BamaCPA says:
yet another Aubie joke about their wonderful recent discovery of their thumbs – got no time for that…
April 19th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
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sb says:
I, on the other hand, and due solely to serendipitous good fortune, do have time for this shit…and, as a very regular individual, can essentially schedule this shit in advance…so I got that going for me, which is nice.
Regarding Saban, well I don’t give a shit, although it was fun watching bammers twisting in the wind, gnashing their teeth, waiting to see who the next sucker, er, coach would be…
April 19th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
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Out of Conference says:
I bet MP pays $40 for haircuts.
No offense to those that do- I’m just pissed that the whole Lush products line didn’t pay off for me (weeaken the knees of the wife) as was recommended on here last week.
April 19th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
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MP says:
Out of Conference, I’m from Oakland, I pay $11 a pop to the never ending supply of Cambodian/Vietnamese barbers on MacArthur. I’m just saying the only one I’d wear is the EDSBS shirt. The others are weaksauce. I’m just saying.
April 19th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
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Out of Conference says:
Do those haircuts come with a happy ending?
April 19th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
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MP says:
If they did I probably wouldn’t be ranting about a bunch of shirts now would I? I’de be taking a follow up nap and showing nothing but love to my fellow man.
April 19th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
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Kecalf Bailey says:
It seems Bama fans are frequently devoid of a sense of humor. And I’m a Bama fan.
April 19th, 2007 at 6:32 pm
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Rollo Tomasi says:
How about the Las Cronicas graphic on a shirt?
April 19th, 2007 at 6:34 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
Metamucil – because I do have time for this shit…
And I enjoy it…
April 19th, 2007 at 9:49 pm
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sb says:
Yeah, #16, the Lush stuff didn’t perform for me either…my wife asked me who in the hell I’d been talking to. If I had said “Oh, honey, just the 20 lb heads on EDSBS.” I wouldn’t get any because I’d be a geek, so I told her “My girlfriend.” That had the desired effect and Lush was forgotten…funny how shit works.
Thanks, tcoan…no offense Orson.
April 20th, 2007 at 7:58 am
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ChompEmGators says:
hey, can we get an update on the “all your titles belong to us” shirt with the 2007 bball score?
April 20th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
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Razorback Fan 1983 says:
That’s some funny stuff right there. I don’t care who you are. BTW can I get that in an XXL?
April 22nd, 2007 at 5:48 pm