If you’re an Alabama fan, you probably know that your coach has been labeled a “jerk” by esteemed, legitimate journalist-types. You also know that your coach, frankly, doesn’t have time for this shit–whatever the shit happens to be. He’s got games to win, asses to kick, underlings to push to the brink of insanity. Shit? No time for it.

And now you, Alabama fan, may join in the movement by declaring your own lack of time for this shit. In fact, you don’t have time for another sent–

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We stay and chat, but you know..shit, no time, blah blah.