THE SHIRT FOR THOSE WHO DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS S#*T

by Orson on Apr 19, 2007 9:54 AM EDT

If you're an Alabama fan, you probably know that your coach has been labeled a "jerk" by esteemed, legitimate journalist-types. You also know that your coach, frankly, doesn't have time for this shit--whatever the shit happens to be. He's got games to win, asses to kick, underlings to push to the brink of insanity. Shit? No time for it.

And now you, Alabama fan, may join in the movement by declaring your own lack of time for this shit. In fact, you don't have time for another sent--

(Click the image to go to our shop.)

The back:

You don't have time! Purchase at your one-stop shop for football dorkwear, the EDSBS store.

We stay and chat, but you know..shit, no time, blah blah.

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Well done indeed!

by sandman227 on Apr 19, 2007 10:02 AM EDT reply actions

Can I get that in time for the A-Day game Saturday?

by JR on Apr 19, 2007 10:32 AM EDT reply actions

Orson, what do you use to format the text on your shirts? does Spreadshirt have a tool that you can just type in the words you want on the shirt and it’ll put them into a layout for you?

by Wooderson on Apr 19, 2007 10:34 AM EDT reply actions

Spreadshirt lets you type ’em in. Our text of choice is Futura,

by Orson Swindle on Apr 19, 2007 10:44 AM EDT reply actions

Thanks O

by Wooderson on Apr 19, 2007 10:50 AM EDT reply actions

Favoritism! Bullshit! Now you have to do one for Tubbs, maybe something with planes and meddling trustees, or onside kicks that result in possession for the entire quarter.

by Duh Duh D on Apr 19, 2007 10:57 AM EDT reply actions

Or something referencing a pinebox

by Hook'em Tide on Apr 19, 2007 11:06 AM EDT reply actions

Hilarious as always guys. New bloggie here. Have no idea what to post on the site. Other than Cooch Booby and Co. You guys tell me what you think please.

Plus Gator alum and no HTML skillz…

by General Chow on Apr 19, 2007 11:29 AM EDT reply actions

Also the Sabanator doesn’t have time to about writing a book about whether or not he’ll talk the job he’s not talking at this particular point in time.

Alabammer!!! Yeeeeha! Coach ManagementSpeak is dominatin’ the SEC yall. Or goin 6-6. Whatevs.

by General Chow on Apr 19, 2007 11:35 AM EDT reply actions

rather the Sabanator doesn’t have time to talk…still mastering the put-typing-on-screen machine…lol

by General Chow on Apr 19, 2007 11:46 AM EDT reply actions

Hey guys, comment on the shirts. This is probably the funniest blog out there, but if you’re gonna do shirts, let’s get serious. The shirts suck and the only good one is the coke orgy. The couchburning one is so gay I think its appropraite that it’s literally flaming. I challenge you to do better.

by MP on Apr 19, 2007 12:08 PM EDT reply actions

Apparently, MP doesn’t have time for your shit either.

by RaginCajunRebel on Apr 19, 2007 12:43 PM EDT reply actions

A true disciple that one is.

by LSUJoshua on Apr 19, 2007 1:28 PM EDT reply actions

yet another Aubie joke about their wonderful recent discovery of their thumbs – got no time for that…

by BamaCPA on Apr 19, 2007 2:30 PM EDT reply actions

I, on the other hand, and due solely to serendipitous good fortune, do have time for this shit…and, as a very regular individual, can essentially schedule this shit in advance…so I got that going for me, which is nice.

Regarding Saban, well I don’t give a shit, although it was fun watching bammers twisting in the wind, gnashing their teeth, waiting to see who the next sucker, er, coach would be…

by sb on Apr 19, 2007 2:31 PM EDT reply actions

I bet MP pays $40 for haircuts.
No offense to those that do- I’m just pissed that the whole Lush products line didn’t pay off for me (weeaken the knees of the wife) as was recommended on here last week.

by Out of Conference on Apr 19, 2007 4:36 PM EDT reply actions

Out of Conference, I’m from Oakland, I pay $11 a pop to the never ending supply of Cambodian/Vietnamese barbers on MacArthur. I’m just saying the only one I’d wear is the EDSBS shirt. The others are weaksauce. I’m just saying.

by MP on Apr 19, 2007 5:19 PM EDT reply actions

Do those haircuts come with a happy ending?

by Out of Conference on Apr 19, 2007 5:26 PM EDT reply actions

If they did I probably wouldn’t be ranting about a bunch of shirts now would I? I’de be taking a follow up nap and showing nothing but love to my fellow man.

by MP on Apr 19, 2007 5:28 PM EDT reply actions

It seems Bama fans are frequently devoid of a sense of humor. And I’m a Bama fan.

by Kecalf Bailey on Apr 19, 2007 7:32 PM EDT reply actions

How about the Las Cronicas graphic on a shirt?

by Rollo Tomasi on Apr 19, 2007 7:34 PM EDT reply actions

Metamucil – because I do have time for this shit…

And I enjoy it…

by NewAZTiger on Apr 19, 2007 10:49 PM EDT reply actions

Yeah, #16, the Lush stuff didn’t perform for me either…my wife asked me who in the hell I’d been talking to. If I had said “Oh, honey, just the 20 lb heads on EDSBS.” I wouldn’t get any because I’d be a geek, so I told her “My girlfriend.” That had the desired effect and Lush was forgotten…funny how shit works.

Thanks, tcoan…no offense Orson.

by sb on Apr 20, 2007 8:58 AM EDT reply actions