TEXAS A&M AGGIES: TEN WINS, BABY!

Much like Auburn’s 2004 "People’s National Championship(for which players received rings) and thier co-SEC west championship banner that flies at Jordan-hare, Fran had to use funny math and resort to the gregorian calender and wait until spring 2007 to notch his first 10-win season. Shula got his in his third season…and he sucked.

since they played themselves, didn’t they technically lose the game as well?

Yes. But they won, too!

since carnell, jason campbell and all the other pitiful, illiterate members of that team couldn’t read the nameplate on the trophy I’m guessing they didn’t know the difference

Franchone’s daughter is a whore. Maybe unrelated, but true nevertheless.

BTW—that’s a Auburn/Alabama threadjack and response in four comments. Unprecedented.

They both won and lost, so they’ve got that going for them, which is nice.

do i win a prize?

If they change the record to 10-5, I’m totally okay with this. Hell, Pitt would take that win/loss scenario any day!

Don’t overlook the fact that they can include the win with their 2007 schedule also.

A Longhorn, Sooner and an Aggie are stood in front of a wall to be shot for their assorted crimes.

The men are asked if they have anything to say before they die.

The Longhorn points behind the line of gunmen and yells “TORNADO!”

The gunmen look behind and the Longhorn climbs the wall and escapes.

The Sooner points behind the gunmen and yells “HURRICANE!”

The gunmen turn around and the Sooner climbs the wall and escapes.

The Aggie yells “FIRE!”

And they did.

james brooks, bo jackson, lawyer tillman, carnell williams, david irons… auburn has quite the history of finding a way to admit and play individuals who are unintelligible, illiterate, and mentally retarded- who is the heir to this proud tradition on the 2007 team…we shall see

Despite what the scoreboard may read afterwards, at Pitt’s spring game there are no winners.

Jesus, all record of this needs to be destroyed. Glen Mason is going to add the spring game to his record every year once he lands at some poor school.

It can’t be a surprise that the Texas A&M football team feels they should be rewarded for playing with themselves, we have already seen the video of the band in action.

Laugh all you want, but winning the spring game is more of a quality win than beating the Citadel.

Yup, that’s my school!

why all the auburn hate on a topic having nothing to do with them? I’m guessing you haterrrs are bama fans, and to you I say this: I guess the 2004 Auburn Tigers, who were undefeated and played a harder overall schedule than USC or Oklahoma (why all the bullshit about weak OOC teams? Even accounting for that, our overall strength of schedule was like 11th, compared to twenty something for USC and OU), I guess they don’t deserve the label “National Champions,” but the 1973 Alabama team claims the title after losing to Notre Dame (who ended the season undefeated) in the Sugar Bowl.

Sorry about the threadjacking, O, but they started it, and there had to be some dissenting opinion.

You will, of course, notice that the webpage even has a designation at the bottom for “Exhibition Game,” but somehow The 10th Win doesn’t qualify as that.

Auburn 2004 would have been crushed by USC 2004

#5, right on. The best thing about Fran’s departure from Alabama was the banner than hung from the columns in front of the DKE house:

“Fran, You Can Take Your Daughter to Texas, But Her Flower Stays With Us”

Re: Fran’s daughter. Details, people! Details!

aTm feels like the last program it’s still ok for me to laugh at

All this talk about Coach Fran leaving really takes me back to freshman year. I still have the Arby’s “Coach Fran” Bobblehead (with the head ripped off of course) that was given out just a few weeks before he left. Ahhh memories…..

My screen is a little blurry – can someone tell me what it says next to “Fri., Nov. 24th”? Thanks

Duh Duh D, the only excuse for Alabama claiming a national title in 1973 is that they were serving a higher cause by attempting to annoy Notre Dame.

Haha..that’s awesome. One of my friends is a TAMU supporter so sending him that pic with this note really made my day.

“It’s really a good indication of your school’s football team when they have to use the “outcome” of their spring game to make it to 10 “wins”.

Fortunately, Coach Fran was able to get back from Krispy Kreme and change it in a few short hours."

He’ll definitely be wanting a shot at me in some NCAA ’07 after work.

#23
Dave, I feel the same way…I found that POS bobblehead the other day…and I might be wrong, but wasn’t a big outline of a hand shooting the bird hanging on the front of the DKE house? I don’t remember the quote given on #20

Shouldn’t it be counted in their conference wins as well?

At this rate, Fran will cancel the entire 2008 schedule and replace it with 12 intrasquad scrimmages, then demand to be given a BCS berth.

Given this year’s road schedule, Aggy needs all the wins they can get.

fran has two daughters ashley and libby, ashley was in college at university of texas at arlington during frans time at bamma, libby was a senior in high school and was the one who got “deflowered”

classy girls…
http://www.theeagle.com/region/localregional/072503fransisters.php

CapstoneAlum – yeah, that sign was on the front page of the “crimson white” the next day

…..and I’ve heard the rumors about Coach Fran’s daugther getting passed around more times than a joint at Bob Marley concert, but don’t have any specific details.

Did anyone else notice that A&M left Texas only twice during its regular season last year?

Wow… this bama obsession with Auburn is getting worse and worse. Are they through kissing Saban’s ass already?

the Franchione girls whoring lifestyle might be in part heriditary…both their scumbag father and barbie-slut mother were rumored to be well-known philanderers

So why, exactly, are we supposed to give a fuck if a coach’s daughters were sexually active? Can somebody explain that to me?

HFS,

No we have just begun “kissin Saban’s ass” as a matter of fact, come Saturday if Saban calls me out of the stands at the A-day game and requests a quickie……

I would look at my wife and daughters and tell them to keep my seat, I may be a few minutes!!!

I was going to go with the standard “this thread is useless without pictures,” but I fear the wrath of TCOAN and will try to act like an adult.

BTW, A&M’s win in the spring game broke a four-year losing streak for the Ags. Fran’s got ’em going in the right direction!

TCOAN: But it is not just an issue of sexual activity here, we are dealing with allegations of UNDERAGE DRINKING!

Is it too much to ask that they be held to the same moral standards promoted on EDSBS?

#35

If you need an explanation, you might just be gay.

Fran… How many Mal Moore Coaching Searches ago was that?

My personal favorite Bama “National Championship” is the 1941 team. Finished the season 3rd in the SEC, 8-2, and ranked #20 in the AP poll.

All Hail the 12th Poll!!!

That’s the wife, PowerT Doug. Confirmed ungay woman right tharr.

DuhDuh Dumbass: National Championships were given out before bowl season in 1973.

That is why we won.

I wonder if Doug was just trolling since he had already tried to stir up Auburn/USC bad blood with #19.

He apparently blogs about Tennesee (insert TN joke here) and since nearly everything on his blog has zero comments, maybe he is trying to attract some attention.

But the key question is how does all this relate to Jamie from Mythbusters?

Well I do like having sex with men, Doug. ;^)

Kecalf: I know. Thats the point. Alabama claims that shit, and they make fun of us for claiming 2004.

I see what you did there, with my name. You sure are clever.

Any talk of Coach Fran, Notre Dame, Tennessee/Fulmer, Mike Shula, or the demolition of the Strip = It’s Auburn’s fault.

Also, the banner on the front of the DKE House was “Hey Fran” and a huge hand giving the bird.

“Well I do like having sex with men, Doug. ;^)” – TCOAN

Orson, what does she mean by “men”? Do we need to dig up the hair-care post from last week again?

This threadjack actually occurred on the very first thread.

Most Bama fans don’t do extensive research on our alleged 12 NC’s. But once some of us do, we realize that there is a lot of subjectivity involved.

Also the standards have changed.

Most Bama fans who have read up on our past NC’s will admit that some are very sketchy.

That’s why I don’t claim a particular number, but I will guess that unless your ND, we probably have a legit claim to more than you do.

At this point, everyone points to how much we’ve sucked recently.

To this, I respond that we’ve won two SEC Champs and one unanimous NC in the last 15 years.

Then you say, “Five in a Row Bitch”.

Then I wander off cursing Mike Shula’s play calling.

the things that google brings up

I think tu’s attempt to claim the 2008 Big 12 title by putting a * next to 2008 takes the cake now. Pretty embarrassing when ESPN posts an article about it. stupid sips.