PETE CARROLL: AB'D

by Orson on Apr 16, 2007 12:33 PM EDT

Trojan Haters' Club--a site deserving praise for its clear mission statement, at least--has photos of USC's swimming pool football fundraiser event thing, including salacious pictures of the Song Girls in swimsuits and the ubiquitous Will Ferrell in a Speedo. One should only give special mention when Ferrell has on pants, so long has he been reclaiming the male form in public. In fact, we're pretty sure that most of the American public considers his hairy, lumpen paunch a close family friend now. He should consider selling ad space on it.

We'll make you click through for the cheesecake since we didn't find it. However, we'd like to point out that Pete Carroll is fucking ripped like a latter day Jack Lalanne. Someone's been hitting the field greens and Pilates classes hard. Perhaps, though, those are the kind of abs one can only get from leaning out of helicopters on relief missions to Darfur, since Pete Carroll is a great humanitarian.

Either way, he looks better without a shirt off than we've ever looked with a shirt on. We salute you, Pete, and your Southern Californian Spartanity. You could be an extra in 300. On that note, we're off to lunch. Mmm...fries with mayo.

Barbecue doesn't build those cobblestones, sir: Pete Carroll gets ripped.

HT: Bill.

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Not at all related but, a little bridie told me that someone at VT is taking the Fulmer Cup thing a little too serious.

There are some nice bikini pics on that link btw.

by Vette7 on Apr 16, 2007 12:52 PM EDT reply actions

“I’m…not a strong swimmer.”

by spartymike on Apr 16, 2007 12:56 PM EDT reply actions

¿Una porcion de torta de queso, por favor?

by Rollo Tomasi on Apr 16, 2007 1:02 PM EDT reply actions

its a pity that the orgeron isn’t at sc anymore, it would have been great to see that sweet socal crowd stare in fright at the giant, unintelligible cajun beast roaming among them

by matt on Apr 16, 2007 1:05 PM EDT reply actions

Those are the abs of a champion!!!

spartymike,

You’ve already won the thread because ‘Lawrence doesn’t swim.’ Nice job.

by SeaTrojan on Apr 16, 2007 1:18 PM EDT reply actions

I’m sorry. I knew Pete Carroll got ripped, but I was thinking of something entirely different.

by RedDevilEA on Apr 16, 2007 1:20 PM EDT reply actions

Pete = Humanitarian

by RaginCajunRebel on Apr 16, 2007 1:29 PM EDT reply actions

Isn’t the real news that PC evidently has a bionic unit?

“We can make it stronger…”

by Expat Ohioan on Apr 16, 2007 1:33 PM EDT reply actions

Why isn’t this picture considered cheesecake?
http://www.trojanhatersclub.bigstep.com/swm505s.jpg

by Andy on Apr 16, 2007 1:37 PM EDT reply actions

Threadjack: Vandy wins first ever national championship…and it’s not in Quiz Bowl!!!

http://www.ncaasports.com/bowling/womens/recaps/07_champ_recap/2007

by RaginCajunRebel on Apr 16, 2007 1:43 PM EDT reply actions

Only in LA Dept:

In Southern California, everyone, or so it seems looks great!

On the other hand, in the mid-west, everyone looks like a Wal-Mart shopper, overweight and in Spandex.

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Apr 16, 2007 1:53 PM EDT reply actions

Bowling:

RaginCajunRebel – Those women bowlers were awful! I actually saw most of the “final”. The bowlers could not make simple spares.

(I was switching back and forth from the VH1 "I love New York " marathon every now and then on Sunday. Ms. I Love New York and her mom were really funny. No need for Imus-type commentary here….)

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Apr 16, 2007 2:01 PM EDT reply actions

That’s our great Humanitarian right there. Beating our rivals on the field AND in the weight room. I say we challenge Charlie Weis to a swimming competition next. On the other hand, our eyes might not be ready for such a contest.

by Jeff from LA on Apr 16, 2007 2:03 PM EDT reply actions

PC looks kinda, half jokingly, about to slap the piss out of Ferrell. I pictured it like so:
PC- yea Will, that speedo is a riot.
WF- you like that don’t you Pete?
PC – yea, the cap too, about as much as I like …… (SLAP)

spartymike – outstanding!
“I’m not that strong of a swimmer”

by King Harvest on Apr 16, 2007 2:22 PM EDT reply actions

WF- I got feelings man.
PC- You are a f ing Jackass, but you are funny
WF- Are you High?

by CHARLIE MURPHEY on Apr 17, 2007 8:39 AM EDT reply actions

Tress could outpress PC. Looks like a skinny pussy to me.

by Tressel on Sep 12, 2008 9:26 AM EDT reply actions

I just saw Pete Carroll on 60 minutes. i’m not a football watcher but I enjoyed watching him. What a genuinely nice, sincere guy.
Is he married, kids?
I think he looks pretty hot in this pic.

by rick on Dec 14, 2008 11:01 PM EST reply actions