IT’S FREAKIN’ HERE. CARL BE PRAISED.
The Aqua Teen Movie is here. We’re too consumed by the idea to really consider anything else, since ATHF is the dominant, generation defining work of our time, a slice of the zeitgeist: chickens on fire, molestation jokes, occult references, random surrealist violence, Chechen prostitutes, cameo appearances by Geddy Lee and Bruce Campbell…it’s a like a semantic geek Olympics playing out before your eyes.
The creators have been jerking around the public by publishing false endings with dialogue like “After high school, I never returned to Blood Mountain…but I carry it with me. In my heart. In heart.” We’re counting the minutes ’til we can leave work, purchase tickets, and enjoy our 83 minutes of brain Drano exposure.
Addendum: Joey’s got the thorough link guide for n00bs here.












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Unequivocally, for those who haven’t seen it or can’t get into ATHF, you must see “Dumber Dolls”. Most classic episode ever. David Cross as Happy Time Harry, an alcoholic suicidal doll, is sheer genius.
I declare ATHF Colon to be Awesome. That intro rules your world and you must now bow down to the ultimate source of fuck-your-ass-up in the universe.
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Two pairs of father and son walked out of the theater within the first 15 min. I mean, was the R rating not enough of a clue that this was no ordinary cartoon?
Comment by Oski and ye shall receive — April 15, 2007 @ 8:19 pm
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For those who “haven’t done enough drugs” I suggest you try Moonjuana, and a Moon Bong.
(Really though, its hilarious sober).
Comment by Socraticsilence — April 13, 2007 @ 4:48 pm