LAS CRONICAS DE BOSS HAWG: NOW WE'RE TRULY SPEECHLESS...

Maybe I’m just fucking clueless, but why again do they want this guy fired?

For going 10-3 and taking them to the SEC Championship game.

They want him fired for having the greatest offensive coordinator / perfect replacement who would have led them to unimaginable glory R-U-N-O-F-T.

Wait you say that guy was just some piss-ant high school coach last year? Hmmm…I reckon their just idiots.

But, hey, they can always hire the South Alabama coach if their dreams of luring Nick Saban away from Bama don’t pan out.

For just a moment there at the end, Houston was contemplating the release of the rabid weasels on that guy’s dome.

Damn teaser! Now I want to know what happened. Will the drama never end?

am i the only person that thinks that in the end, nobody will want mustain because of all of the drama? 10 tds and 9 interceptions? isn’t that really where all of this stems from? the springdale divas may be laughing now but in the end,(if there is one) it will get uglier. i am not impressed, esp by pork rind jimmy.

THANK YOU ORSON!

i swear to God I am so sick of this shit and I just had a feeling that’s what the infamous Pork Rind Jimmy would look like.

I apologize for my homestate.

Megadeth Dept:

Lolita (Comment No. 5): The worst kept secret out there is that Mustain is on his way to the Univ. of Southern Cal.

He just wants to finish his last semester in piggy land in peace.

Mustain will have to beat out Sanchez and Corp next year for the starting spot. Will he? Who knows. But, competition, like watching the Jerry Springer Show every once in a while, is good for the soul. (Sometimes, seeing people more screwed up than you helps.)

This just gets better and better. Now the story is picked up by KARK TV in LIttle Rock. Nutt is threatening to sue the fan that got his phone records through the FOIA request.

http://www.arkansasmatters.com/content/fulltext/?sid=4152803f1074b30eb10ed1e3ae8dd635&cid=55370

Crazier Than A Sack of Rabid Weasels!

That Casio keyboard Jaws-esque theme music really made the clip. Though, I was hoping that Nutt would strangle that guy and say “Back home we got a taxidermy man. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him”.

It takes a lot of drugs to keep the crazy beat down. Can I use this as evidence in my disability hearing for mental illness as it seems I come by it right honest judge

OK, so we need to come up with some sort of crazy wacky story lines that will come out of Fayetteville next week.

I’m thinking Houston Nutt will announce that he’s been offended by Imus’ comment as he’s been secretly raising a nappy-headed ho that he fathered, and that the baby’s momma is Oprah Winfrey.

WTF was the question he asked?

I know Arkansas is 500 miles and three cultures south of Iowa, but that sure didn’t sound like English. I’m not sure if Nutt winced because he was stumped or the strength of pork rind jimmy’s pork breath.

UofArk is in such a mess. But it’s kinda interesting in a “what would happen if the Hindenberg crashed into the Titanic while entering San Francisco bay during an 8.5 earthquake?” sort of way.

NM. After the fifth time through I think I understand Arkansagaelic.

So if the baseball team makes it to the championship game, do the Hog fans have the sheer moxie to go for the hat trick and put him on notice as next in line to be turned into chicharrones, too?

I only have one question: at what point will the principals involved start to blame Jews for the controversy? That is the next step, right?

Yes spartymike, you are right, all the blame is on the J-O-Os.

I think that guy was Boomhauer…..

SKLM- I don’t know of any USC fans who are really into the idea of Mustain becoming a Trojan. His chances of beating out Sanchez next year would seem to be remote and I’m sure his mom wouldn’t be happy with that.

USC has taken in one Springdale refugee, that is probably enough.

I was surprised to see the anti-Nutt nuts when Arkansas played out in LA.. Winning the SEC west has only made them worse. Bizzare.

Mustain-Sanchez…

Damn…. Now I have to run to Urban Dictionary…

You know, its things like this that make me drink before noon.

Christ on a cracker, people. He’s a football coach. If he’s not doing that job well, fire him. If he’s doing his job well enough, leave him the hell alone.

Speaking from a fanbase hoping to hire a new coach soon, I’d take Houston Dale in heartbeat. We’ll even throw in free text messaging for his Sidekick.

Arkaloids don’t handle success in football or basketball very well. Even modest success like last year’s 10-3.

DIfferent subject- I heard yesterday that XM radio will have 3 channels dedicated to the SEC.

Schwing

As a resident of Fayettenam and a disinterested Ole Miss alum may I say, Hog fan has lost their ever loving mind.

SpartyMike, the Georgia State Legislature is in the process of blaming the Jews for evolution… as soon as they’re through with it, the “Blame the Jews Wand” is bing FedEx’d to F’ville overnight-express-like.

That porkrind fool has NOTHING to do with the document that was produced.