STACKED AND PACKED: MIKE LEACH LIKES GUNS AND BABES

Somebody should tell that kid that a lot of the country wouldn’t mind Texas seceding anyway. I’d like to keep Austin, but the executors of the mentally challenged don’t really make me feel like they are from my country anyway.

‘Course us Northeast liberals feel that way ’bout all y’all sumtimes…..

Better yet we will give yall to Canada! screw the wet tit yank’s

“We’ll fight for that prize, and you’ll have to take it from our cold, dead hands, pirate. From our cold, dead hands. "

Careful there… Cap’n Mike will take you seriously and he WILL kill you.

I’m from Cleveland, but I live in Austin. Let me tell you that northern liberal fancy-pants self-righteousness has NOTHING on Austin, Texas.

WVU’s mascot is packin’ heat. I’ve heard muskets are making a comeback.

Dateline the not-too-distant-future, Lubbock, TX (AP) -

Years of patience and planning paid off today as Texas Tech scored a record number of Fulmer Cup points.

Some seventy members of the Texas Tech football squad stormed the Lubbock city hall in a successful overthrow of the city government. Led by Cap’n Mike and wielding sabres and flintlock pistols, the players quickly subdued city officials and raised the Jolly Roger in the town square.

Apparently, in addition to pissing off Big XII defensive coordinators, Mike Leach has been building a private militia under the guise of recruiting div-1A football players for the past seven years.

The Federal Government is expected to charge each player with treason, pending the successful recovery and re-addition of Lubbock (now Port au Mike, yarr) to the United States.

Treason’s gotta be worth like 10 points …punishable by death and all….

i would think that they meyers would be interested in the kid for his political leanings, as well. gatorsports.com has an interview with shelley, in which her ideal dinner mates would include George W Bush. i think it’s for non-ironic reasons, too.

like, i’d want him there, but just to have him chant “Eye Yam We Todd Head.”

Yeah, I think Texas would let you have Austin anyway…its like Berkeley 2.0 in some parts. They’d sell it to you for payment in the form of Liberty Dollars.

O’Reilly, Limbaugh, Liddy, Hannity: the Four Horsemen of Stupid. If that’s the kind of intellectual “stimulation” with which Schaefer likes to rot his brain, I can’t wait to find out what his Wonderlic score ends up being.

Kid spends an entire season in a Mike Leach offense and all he has to show for it is one catch for five yards? Dude, Hillary would so kick your ass.

It wouldn’t surprise me if Mike Leach screams “MOLON LABE!” at completely inappropriate moments.

I love the weirdness of Mike Leach. Why would a pirate coach football at a landlocked university ? I can’t wait till he gets a job on the high seas. Only then will you see the real Captain Mike.

Dear lord, the commenters on the FanHouse are blithering idiots.

Porn for Playingtime!

I see a grass roots movement for all 2nd and 3rd stringers.

Reading the caption of the picture, I can only wonder what you’d consider those Appalachian St. women in burqas and packin’ heat? There’s gotta be a “Hot! Hot! Hot!” reference in there somewhere…

G. Gordon Libby is a real life version of some random asshole from the movie “Surviving the Game.”

I was in Austin 3 years, and I gotta agree that it is not part of Texas anymore than the panhandle is part of Florida. It’s an alcove of ecletic weirdness, surrounded on all sides by Texas “normalcy” (sp?)

Anyway, If lived in Lubbock, I’d be a pirate too. The whole place smells like indian food in a diaper.

So, lemmie get this straight, the part that smells like Indian food in a diaper is the Good/Normal part of Texas?

Austin is nothing more than a large traffic jam on your way to either San Antonio or Dallas.

Texas would gladly trade the Austin population to Cali for the San Diego population.

Texas would gladly trade the Austin population to Cali for the San Diego population.

You want the young ladies from SDSU, plainly. I think the good people of southern California would have something to say about that. You can have the swabbies if you want, though.

Leach sounds like one of those guys who would vote to save his 30-round clip and elect a bunch of a-holes who sell national forests.

Gotta love the flintlock image, though I prefer a good percussion Hawken myself.

First, Texas is not, “the South.” Second, the best parts of Texas are the Gulf coast and Austin. Third, any state that has “brown rain” is not where you want to live.

But Tejas is the wild, wild West. I can’t imagine privateer Mike Leach in any other place.

So, um, WOOOOOOOOOOOO!