FULMER CUP UPDATE: HOW CHAMPIONS DO ROAD RAGE

WTF scares a 6’5" 300+ lineman?

“WTF scares a 6′5″ 300+ lineman?”

Urb.

Piffle – we’re going to have to better than this to catch Penn State and Illinois. Goddamn Big 10, always trying to show up the SEC.

Urb is going to kick his ass

Yeeeeeeea boy- “starts dancing to ‘This is how we do it’”

University of Florida- #1 in the hood, G.

Akin to what? Akin to what?!

Is THIS what Joakim means by “WE DOIN’ IT BIG IN GAINESVILLE!!”???

That’ll be “former offensive lineman” here shortly…then he will transfer to Miami or FSU

“former offensive lineman” already, RG? Does Urb not have a “5 strikes and you’re out” policy like Fulmer?

So THIS is where the homeless semi-automatic rifles go when Randy Shannon kicked them out of U of Miami!!! That makes me feel safer.

Rumor has it we may be on our way to scoring some FC points. Allegedly, one of our WR’s got picked up for a DWI over the weekend. Unfortunately, nobody’s talking and the Minneapolis Police suck at the interwebs. (They don’t even put up pictures of the prostitutes anymore, just the johns.)

What is it with you Gators and automatic weapons?!?

And is it true that y’all are changing the school’s fight song from “The Orange and Blue” to “Duck, Motherfucker”?

Give the boy an ice cream cone.

Well, at least you get to keep Donovan. http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaab/news?slug=ap-florida-donovan&prov=ap&type=lgns
Now what about assigning double points to Florida? That might put you in the lead.

wow. this will actually be a pretty good barometer to see where meyer actually stands on the whole “top 1% of 1%” thing. shooting of a weapon to scare someone is a pretty fucking big deal.

i do hope he gets kicked off the team, even though he is suppose to be a great lineman.

I’m just glad he didn’t reach in his glove compartment and pull out a semi-automatic Tebow. That would have REALLY scared the poor bastard.

fired one shot?

This will get him a overly stern 1st half suspension against Western Kentucky. Urban will remind him that in the future shoot the gun into the ground because what goes up must come down. Physics 101, young future bouncer at a strip club Wilson.

Ol’ Urb is gonna need to bring in Barry Switzer as a consultant if this keeps up.

And Orson, it is not gentlemanly of you to leave a lady hanging with that unfinished “Akin to.” You gotta finish the job.

“Dumb son of a bitch” pretty much describes this guy right about now.

Post corrected—busted tag put up in haste.

We had a tuna sandwich to get to, dammit!

Shoot, this will get him extra PT. Now maybe after spraying a party in bullets and beating your girlfriend for the 11th time he may have to sit a quarter of a scrub game. The only thing thing Urb will get him for is not shooting him in the chest. Play for keeps bitch!

Not totally football related, but Mustache Wednesday (Motherf*ckers!) worthy….

Would be nice to see EDSBS do something like this…

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20016362_0_20033702,00.html?cnn=yes

#15, I think Marcus Thomas was a good indication of where Urban stands on the .001% thing.

1. - Thank you, sir. You are a king amongst men.

there is a pretty huge difference between a little pot and aggravated assault.

I knew steroids make you angry, but I figured that was because your balls are like little, tiny raisins. I didn’t know that the juice makes you scared too.

Wait, uh, never mind. Why does this guys story remind me of the OU player who “only took the money”?

No need for Florida to get double points since we get to keep any points that OSU generates as part of our ownership agreement.

I wonder how many people are jumping off bridges in Lexington today?

anger and plaits aside, he has such a baby face. Coach Urban should send him home to his mother – she give him whatfor – messing up his life/chances/her draft day new car.

“Dumber than Taurean Charles trying to mash a guy’s head in with a beer keg. That was homicidal rage, which we can understand.”

Simply amazing.

WTF scares a 6′5″ 300+ lineman?

If he’s a Buckeye, a much faster, 240 lb. defensive end. Or algebra.

PSUgirl, here’s Wilson’s media guide picture — definitely a baby face! Kind of interesting to make a comparison.

http://www.gatorzone.com/football/bios.php?year=2007&player_id=104

“Dumber than a bag a’ hammers… whut were you thankin’, son?”

Well, it says he was a scout teamer last year and projected backup. He’s a goner…

Yes, but he ended up being a starter this year.

"Dumber than Taurean Charles trying to mash a guy’s head in with a beer keg. That was homicidal rage, which we can understand."

Simply amazing.

Please understand the heavy irony that was written in, and also not that we think this is “dumber”, but not necessarily crazier or more deplorable.

Attempted murder is still attempted murder.

What a jackass.

I guess he’s been taking advice from Dee Webb.

Was the guy not sufficiently scared before the automatic weapon came out? I hate that 1% of the 1% shit. I want a team full of affrayists and sociopathic pancake eating arms dealers.

If those charges stick, he’s looking at a mandatory 10 years in the clink here in Florida.

Of course, so long as he doesn’t hire an agent, that means he’ll still have some eligibility when he gets out, Bowden…

What a surprise! The SEC is the deeper conference, again, with 6 teams in the poll; and, as per usual, the Big Ten is top heavy, with only 4 teams in the poll, but the top 2. How ironic. Even more ironic, Ohio State hasn’t broken the top 25 yet.

And to think Clarrett got all that grief and never fired a weapon; I guess a bottle of goose and a hatchet are worse than a semi-automatic rifle.

#39-That scenario would be complete if Florida takes the lead by Tebow getting arrested for selling methamphetamines. SEC speed, anyone?

Speaking of the top 1% of 1%, is it true that no game suspensions will be forthcoming for one Doubledaring Dueling Doe? Perhaps because Urban only has .0.0001 of LBers on the team

“It’s not like the bullet hit anyone. When he’s missing spring practice, he’ll know what he did was wrong.” — Urban Meyer

Typing skills elude me. 0.0001

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"Dumber than Taurean Charles trying to mash a guy’s head in with a beer keg. That was homicidal rage, which we can understand."

How about Schintzus needing a tennis racquet to beat someone up.

Ah, now we know why the SEC over signs recruits every year, you’ve got to take into account that one or two of the average 24-26 guys signed will brandish a semi-automatic weapon and fire it in public over a traffic dispute. It really is a numbers game! I think the Flumer Cup could be directly tied to the annual recruiting numbers. The only flaw is that a single offender could rack up enough points on his own to skew the overall conference standings.

FnDC – I was thinking Fuckin’ Disorderly Conduct, but I think I remember it has to do with a Dance Club.

orson,
   If I can offer a suggestion- he should receive an extra point for originality. How often do you hear of a football player possessing a semi-automatic rifle? I assume this is the real deal, not just a 22

I think we need to sign who/what scared Wilson to a scholarship.

I don’t see what the big deal is. I’m just glad the young man had a handy-dandy automatic weapon in the trunk so he could work out his personal angst.

BooYah!!!!

not suprised, this is what SEC football is all about (other then Vanderbilt)….a bunch of thungs with no education. As for Urban Liar, he will do nothing, as suspending football “playha’s” puts a reduction in his ca$h flow…………. This is the second arrest this week for the Florida Gators…..good for them. So far Urban is 0-2 ref punishments of any kind. Wait instead of having them missing practice, he’ll hold them out of class for a week…… 42% graduation rate and still falling !!!! chomp -chomp

PSU Girl Comment #28

Not to worry about his momma’ s new car….The boosters at Florida buy the players all new cars along with Gator Diploma’s. It’s the reading and writing they have to worry about once they don’t get drafted…

Urban Liar is a an “assgoblin”…….

GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP) — Florida offensive lineman Ronnie Matthew Wilson was arrested Thursday, accused of firing a semiautomatic rifle in the air during a dispute with another man that started in a nightclub.

Wilson, 19, has been suspended from team activities, coach Urban Meyer said. Wilson was charged with aggravated assault, simple battery and the use or display of concealed weapon during the commission of a felony, according to jail records.

“Obviously, this is a major concern,” Meyer said.

The victim, whose name was not released, said Wilson spit on him and slapped him on the right side of his face inside the XS nightclub. Wilson told police he had spit on the victim but denied hitting him.

When Wilson left the club, the victim followed him in his car and called police to give them vehicle information. According to a police report, Wilson pulled into a parking lot, where he took the rifle out of his trunk and fired one shot in the air because he wanted the other man “to know how it felt to be scared.”

Fearing he would be shot, the victim ducked down and put his car into reverse. As he was going backward, he heard a gunshot, the report said.

Police said the victim left the parking lot and was followed by Wilson, who broke off the chase when he saw police cars.

According to the report, Wilson then went to an apartment complex and hid the rifle and magazine in his cousin’s apartment, where they were recovered by police.

Wilson was being held in the Alachua County Jail awaiting his first court appearance. It was not known if he had a lawyer.

The university’s sports information office said it had no comment on the arrest.

Wilson, 6-3, 300 pounds, enrolled as a redshirt freshman in the spring of 2005.

Meyer says, Obviously, this is a major concern,"

As it’s only a major concern because he might miss some spring practice…..Urban Liar the “assgoblin” could give two sh%ts what happens to is players off the field. This is why Florida signs 25-30 players every years, cause about 5-10 of them get 5-10 from the prosecuters office !!!!

Don’t add bonus points – they aren’t in the rules. Don’t be so fucking self centered. We’re allowed to laugh at all the other idiot sportsmen but not the Gators – when they do it it’s “bad”?

I vote to have the Urban Meyer Award for the coach who acts tough and says their will be plenty of discipline. Yet when it comes time to hand out the punishment it is weak despite their “tough stance in discipline”.

Current Winner: Spurrier

Near miss – Georgia wisely cut bait on this fool before scoring Fulmer Cup points:

Former UGA player expelled after break-in at school

ASSOCIATED PRESS

Published on: 04/06/07
 
Athens, Ga. (AP) — A former football player at the University of Georgia has been expelled after officials said he broke into an office at the school and stole a file with information about an underage drinking case against him.

Matthew Martin Pick, a walk-on redshirt freshman, was already on probation for violating UGA’s alcohol policy and faced suspension after Athens-Clarke County police arrested him in February for public drunkenness and underage possession.

Pick, 20, broke into UGA’s Judicial Programs office and stole the file to avoid getting suspended, UGA Police Chief Jimmy Williamson said.

“He was maybe being sent home for numerous semesters, and desperate times sometimes get desperate actions,” Williamson said.

Pick, from Oakton, Va., was expelled Tuesday, the Office of Judicial Programs said.

Although Pick is on the Bulldogs’ 2007 roster, he turned in his equipment before spring practice began last month, UGA athletic department spokesman Claude Felton said.

Pick had been on probation since July 26, a month after Athens-Clarke County police arrested him on an underage alcohol charge, according to judicial programs documents. Pick agreed to take an alcohol education class and knew he would be suspended if he broke the alcohol policy again.

But police arrested Pick a second time Feb. 10 when an officer saw him take a bicycle from the back of a pickup and throw it on the ground, according to a police report.

The student was “very intoxicated” and had someone else’s driver’s license, although he was not charged with possession of a fake ID, according to the report.

UGA employees discovered the judicial programs burglary when they arrived for work on March 28 and found damaged ceiling tiles, police said. When employees inventoried the office, they found that the only thing missing was Pick’s disciplinary file. That led police to suspect him.

Officers got a search warrant for Pick’s dorm room and found alcohol and other evidence linking Pick to the break-in.

Pick’s roommate, a freshman offensive guard for UGA, was arrested last month for having a fake ID. Tanner Seth Strickland was among more than a dozen students who were charged as university police dismantled a fake ID ring.

Pick, who was released on a $5,000 bond, is scheduled to appear April 24 in Athens-Clarke County Magistrate Court on a burglary charge and a third underage possession charge.

http://www.ajc.com/sports/content/sports/uga/stories/2007/04/06/0407ugatheft.html

“UGA employees discovered the judicial programs burglary when they arrived for work on March 28 and found damaged ceiling tiles, police said. When employees inventoried the office, they found that the only thing missing was Pick’s disciplinary file. That led police to suspect him.”

It is statements, like the one above, that make life worth living…

Meyer: “He’s suspended indefinitely.”

Read: “Until the Tennessee game.”

Yep, Cappy. That takes true genius to be good enought to break into an office, and then stupid enough to only take the one thing that will lead the police straight to you.

Sometimes when rage over takes your ability to think s**t like this happens. Every Gator and Gator fan needs to stand behind this man and know that everyone makes mistakes, and no man on this earth is perfect! Gator nation Baby!

I think that gentleman deserves a medal