SPURRIER: STILL HATIN' FROM A DISTANCE.

Actually, Spurrier was doing good work in sabotaging Dan Snyder and the Redksins, inasmuch as I was able to enjoy watching the meltdown amongst the local obsessives. Because it’s all about me.

Where’s the party, DC Trojan? You know the universal answer:

Right here.

Nobody takes a cheap shot like that visored jackass, and you often find yourself laughing while your guts bleed which maybe even makes it worse! Most punchable mug anywhere…

And that needle has to really sting for tOSU fans since they can’t even play the “Oh yeah, well, Cocks suck and we own SC!” card most of us have as backup considering the results of the last couple of bowl games between those two. Buckeyes have to hate the SEC like nobody.

Ahhh- my life is back in balance now. It had been awhile without a crazy-ass OBC soundbite. All is right with the world again.

That’s great.

Please, please bring back that crazy El Guapo Arkansas Soap Opera pic. You’ve got the basketball coach leaving after one day (with questionable rumors involving drugs and academic ineligibility) and now Arky fans have put together a manifesto trying to get rid of their Nutt, which supposedly alleges all kinds of interesting things.

Please, please bring back that crazy El Guapo Arkansas Soap Opera pic. You’ve got the basketball coach leaving after one day (with questionable rumors involving drugs and academic ineligibility) and now Arky fans have put together a manifesto trying to get rid of their Nutt, which supposedly alleges all kinds of interesting things.

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Where’s the party, DC Trojan? You know the universal answer:

Right here.

It’s being so cheerful that keeps me going.

I’m so excited with trying to run of my football coach in the middle of the spring that I can’t decide which legend we’d be able to hire to replace him -

Gary Barnett?

Rick Neuheisal?

Gus Malzahn?

Ricky Neuheisel would be a genius hire on Arky’s part- I think that tough, disciplined attitude he brought to Colorado and UDub could work wonders. I know he could certainly shape up any ineligibility and/or infractions issues that might be in the wings. Just look at how great a shape he left the CU program in when he bolted for Washington!

Do it, Arky.

Re #2:

I always thought the universal answer was:

In the back of your throat and everybodies coming.

Oh, Spurrier — what would we do without your unmatched verbal jabbing at other universities?

Jerkwheat and Texas Gal — I am so in favor of Neuheisel going to Arkansas, if only because CU believes other fans should suffer much like it has suffered.

So speaking of Florida-related potshots, are we going to get a post on UF’s President comments about the Big Ten and my beloved Wolverines?

Signal and Gal – I’m afraid the correct answer was Gus Malzahn as the misunderstood boy genius and his wunderkund QB are clearly the only ones capable of saving us now.

HDN is clearly an early 20th century silent movie villan and he has tied us to the train tracks.

He is OUR visored jackass. All other conferences suck! Thanks Florida.

-SEC

Spurrier gets a pass. He needs the self-esteem boost so he associates himself with the successful “we” that is Florida, and not the crappy “we” that is South Carolina. Congratulations Steve Spurrier on the Florida wins you had absolutely nothing to do with. Maybe instead of playing golf and taking cheap shots at the #2 team in the country in both football and basketball, you should be focused on helping the SC football and basketball teams come close to approaching the top 50.

You are right BCT, OSU wasn’t very successful against SC in bowl games but that was back when Spurrier was “building” the Redskins, who incidentally have yet to get back to being even with where they were before he got there.

Urban and Donovan were at least gracious in victory. Congratulations to them on their victories, they earned the right to brag. Spurrier could learn something from them.

Good luck this season OBC! Hopefully you can beat a ranked team for once!

Signal to Noise: No fan deserves to suffer like Guatamalan-urine-bomber-CU-fan deserves to suffer.

Jerkwheat,

Rick Neuheisel has $1000 on him being the next football coach at Arkansas. Or basketball coach. He’ll take either job!

Rick Neuheisel has a bet on the first raindrop down the pane. His is totally going to win. Care to wager?

I don’t care if he’s turning the screws on MTSU, as a gamecock fan, I can truely say that It’s great to have a coach with a swagger and a no nonsense attitude. Who cares about the suckeyes anyway. They whine too much. (Of course if MTSU was the only team he could talk shit to, I’d be a little pissed about the direction our program was heading.)

Ctgarric, amazed the words “Outback Bowl John Cooper” haven’t crept into this conversation yet.

But then again…they just did, no?

Oh, and I am supprised that you don’t have that song “From a distance” by Bet Midler (or however you spell her name) on this story. We know how much you love her work, especially Beaches.

If you want to see serious discussion on that topic, roll on over to the buckeyes free forum on rivals. Here’s the link:

http://ohiostate.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=99&tid=92491883&mid=92491883&sid=917&style=2

The Hogs think they can date supermodels when realistically they can’t cop a feel off the fat chick in the marching band.

That message board is a little sad. Buckeyes fans aren’t known for being the kindest, most understanding, but SC fans bragging because Florida won a title smacks of a little desperation.

If your school’s best bragging rights is Outback Bowl wins, it might be time to stay quiet.

I love Spurrier. I just… love him.

Come now Drogue,

the fat chick in the band is the best 52 seconds of your life if you give her a chance

Yeah, that board is ridiculous. I think that both sides of the aisle are showing their asses on that one.

Just like a Vespa. It might be fun but you don’t want to be seen riding it.

Everyone did notice that the coach that just took/dropped the Ark bball job was their SIXTH choice, right? That’s not as bad as Bama having to take Saban as their 17th choice (if you’re to believe all the people who said they weren’t interested), but it’s well on it’s way.

PP,
and, don’t forget that he didn’t just change his mind, he went to Little Rock and WORKED OUT OF HIS OFFICE at the U of Arkansas and then changed his mind.

How bad is Ark in disarray when you change your mind after working for 1/2 day?

Arkansas and Alabama boosters have too much say over things and no one wants to coach in an environment like that.

Well if his office was in Little Rock I’d leave to – that’s a few hours away from Fayetteville and not nearly as nice.

Yeah, if he spent half a day in LR that would completely explain everything… I’d have run back to Creighton, too.

With all of the haters directing their hostility towards Florida over the last few months it sure felt like Spurrier was still coaching in Gainesville.

I wonder if UM and mcsweatervest visited during the chamionship game on Monday? Maybe relived old times….

That guy was great for Florida and the best thing the ’cocks have ever had.

If he pissed you off, prob’ly ‘cos he’s right… SOS is good that way.

Loved his slings and arrows at UGA best… “Never had half a hundred dropped on ’em at Sanford? Have now…”

Guy makes you glad he’s on your side… so, yeah, I’d rather have the “we” than the “they” anytime.

didn’t he once say “you cant spell Citrus without UT” in reference to the Citrus Bowl, a place Tennessee would often wind up, behind Fla…

I just hope that “runner up U” sticks.

I am using it for the rest of the year at least.

Next thing you know, Buckeye fans will demand that the school be referred to as “THE Runner-Up University”…

It occurs to me that SC fans might be the only fan base anywhere that would actually talk smack in this situation rather than being irritated about the whole “we” thing.

There is some comedy gold in this thread!

Don’t think that we didn’t notice the “we”. We’re just choosing to ignore it. We know that he’s still a gator fan, everyday except one day a year, when he thinks “kill”. Don’t you think for a minute that he doesn’t take pride in beating his gators.

We all know that Spurrier is a Gator in his heart. But he is calling plays on our sideline, so I really don’t give a shit. He’s in it for Augusta National anyways.

Let me first say I’m a die hard Buckeye fan who attended school in the South. I love the SEC, I think by far they have the most passionate fans, and pound for pound the best football in recent memory. I’m not certain OSU could go through there unscathed. That said—I do believe that the Buckeyes would be amond the upper echelon of the SEC. The decided advantage that a Florida, or even an LSU may have on OSU is speed on the defensive line. It caught Tressel and the boys off guard. I think the adjustment lies in smash mouth football with a healthy Chris Wells where the Buckeyes could leverage. Think about it if the SEC is so superior over the Big 10—why did Penn State and Wisconsin take out their respective opponents in bowls—it comes down to matchups people—OSU got schooled in the NC of football and I don’t mind eating humble pie with that. B-ball—Florida was the best team in the country—the Frosh from OSU were very talented—but not experienced enough to pull that off.