Congrats to the Florida basketball team, presumably doing it real big in Gainesville. You have no idea what this means, which is what Joakim Noah is telling you here:
Nailing whole seabass to car hoods? Making love to trees? Oh, if Noah’s involved, all that and more.
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immikfefazz says:
Congrats to the Gators! Once Penn State gets a basketball team started, maybe we can play each other…
April 3rd, 2007 at 7:58 am
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Fesser says:
I love the emerging TOSU=Susan Lucci narrative.
April 3rd, 2007 at 8:00 am
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Stranko Montana says:
Well played Fesser
April 3rd, 2007 at 8:03 am
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I'm a Realist says:
Does Donovan pull the Dog Whisperer at the 0:05 mark?
April 3rd, 2007 at 8:09 am
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sandman227 says:
Was it just me, or did Florida’s players appear……faster?
April 3rd, 2007 at 8:20 am
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Mike P. says:
When is the Jim Delaney press conference about how the Big 11’s tough academic standards are preventing them from recruiting small white guys with 3 point shooting capabilities?
Congratulations guys!
April 3rd, 2007 at 8:24 am
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Mosby says:
The Ohio State University: Always the bridesmaid…
April 3rd, 2007 at 8:34 am
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YMB says:
tOSU’s layoff was 3 hours longer – must have been that.
April 3rd, 2007 at 8:50 am
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SunDawg says:
Of course the Buckeyes lost; did you notice the little silver tabs on the sholders of their jerseys? That’s the velcro where they attach the red capes they wear to appear SUPER! Apparently, someone stole their capes.
As an aside, if Owen (?) the tOSU center is less than 29 years old, I’d be amazed. He sure as hell isn’t 18.
April 3rd, 2007 at 8:54 am
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RaginCajunRebel says:
I will say this–for a young man you grew up in the impoverished ghettos of America, Noah actually does a good job of communicating. I mean, think about it, many of these guys didn’t get great educations at the inner city high schools they attended, and while Noah is definately rough around the edges, he seems to almost be intelligent.
April 3rd, 2007 at 8:57 am
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drogue says:
Oden ages in dog years.
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:00 am
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Joakim's Press Agent says:
#10…seriously? I know basketball is not the “chosen sport” of any of us, but Noah an IMPOVEROSHED ghetto kid? Seriously?
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:03 am
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Mike P. says:
Ragin,
Where are the Swedish/French ghettos in America? That kid was definitely in a private school or maybe even Tebowed into college.
Check that, it’s a private school. http://www.lawrenceville.org/
Real thuggish if you can get past the khakis and sweaters tied around the neck. He’s kicking it with Carlton Banks.
Left over right= Crips
Right over left= Bloods
Tied around the waist= Folk Nation
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:06 am
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Orson Swindle says:
He went to Cranbrook, that’s a private school…
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:10 am
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adam says:
how cool was that. and the best part is that all those guys are genuinely awesome people. none of them get in trouble, and they all seem to actually enjoy playing college sports, instead of seeing it as a way to get a lot of money.
god i hope billy stays.
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:13 am
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BuckeyeDan says:
Someone get me a padded room. I’m on suicide watch.
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:16 am
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adam says:
also, i *think* ragin’ was joking.
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:17 am
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Orson Swindle says:
Buckeye Dan, don’t commit suicide. Seriously, you can’t. We own you, and forbid you from destroying our property.
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:20 am
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RaginCajunRebel says:
Sorry, I should have noted that my comment was complete sarcasm. Like the rest of America, I have been bombarded with Noah facts, i.e. who his mom and dad are, the fact that he speaks fluent French, the fact that he’s only 1/2 human, etc.
So yes, my comment was complete sarcasm. I hate Noah, no matter what Swindle tries to convince me of otherwise…his ghetto-ish rant at the end of the game only begins to explain why. He is about as hood as I am. Correction…I may actually be more ghetto than him. I’ve killed a man.
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:21 am
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RaginCajunRebel says:
Oh, and before you ask why—it was just to watch him die.
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:23 am
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Mike P. says:
Shot a man in Reno just to watch hin die?
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:23 am
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Mike P. says:
delete n. insert m.
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:24 am
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Mike P. says:
Holy shit Ragin. We may be brothers from another mother.
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:25 am
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RaginCajunRebel says:
OK Mike…but where is Remo? (Again, that was a joke)
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:26 am
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Stephen says:
Speaking of Joakim’s mom, while I know she isn’t the type this website (and this reader) normally goes for (read: in the South, we like ‘em thick & curvy) can we get a good pic of Mrs. Noah from her Miss Sweeden/modeling days for Friday Cheesecake in honor of the Gator victory?
If not, I’m still waiting for more on the boobalicious misadventures of Tebow’s girlfriend/sister.
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:28 am
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adam says:
so you hate on a guy because he doesn’t speak “correctly”? the guy has lived all over the world. i’m sure that if he were in an english lit class, and needed to discuss something, he could speak very well. after winning two national championships in a row, he can talk however the fuck he wants to.
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:40 am
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Papa Lou BSU says:
As someone who openly questioned back in January whether the sports gods would allow one school to hog the championship smorgasbord that the basketball Gators finished off last night, allow me to issue this mea culpa and congratulate our friends from Gainesville.
And while I’m not prepared to say this Florida team was better than the 91-92 Duke team that was the last to pull off a repeat, you can make a credible case for that. Florida never had to beat anyone as good as the ‘91 UNLV team during their run, but they also never needed a miracle buzzer-beater to beat anyone, either. Aside from the first 30 minutes of both the Purdue and Butler games, the Gators didn’t really break a sweat defending their title. That’s impressive as hell.
Seeing Buckeye fans cry again was well worth it.
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:41 am
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RaginCajunRebel says:
That’s good stuff, Mike. However, I don’t know if we’re brothers from another mother…no one is quite sure where I came from…It’s been rumored that I was actually found in the swamps of Louisiana, being raised by a group of friendly black bears and loveable alligators before being adopted by human parents, but who knows?
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:41 am
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Hook'em Tide says:
Florida definitely made a sandwich with tOSU’s cheese……again.
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:44 am
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RaginCajunRebel says:
adam–I’ve hated people for a lot less than that. And no need to drop such foul language, buddy. Get a grip, it’s not like I’m putting on my diapers and driving to Florida to mace Noah, then tie him up and beat him until he learns to not act like a douche bag.
But on second thought…
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:44 am
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spartymike says:
Cranbrook’s campus is unreal. Probably better looking than the University of Florida (at Columbus).
That was a cheap shot…sorry.
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:47 am
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Rob says:
Congrats from the cornfields, good luck this fall!
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:47 am
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Rob Durham says:
Yeah we were 2-19 at one point on 3’s and still down by less than 10. You’re the greatest Florida. Really, you were. No, seriously you’d probably shoot that well every time and we’d go 1-19, seriously, UNLV, Duke, UCLA, and now Florida. Has Billy left your ass yet?
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:48 am
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Rainmaker says:
Damn, that young lady is insufferable. What an embarrassment.
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:50 am
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James says:
I’m disappointed there weren’t any shots of dejected Ohio State fans in the stands like on January 8th. By the way, what does Doing it real big in Gainesville mean?
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:50 am
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Ltrain says:
#33:
I don’t think anyone is claiming we are the greatest.
We are just better than you.
In everything.
April 3rd, 2007 at 10:00 am
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Seth says:
My financial adviser thanks Florida for their contribution to my retirement fund, and so do I
April 3rd, 2007 at 10:05 am
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Orson Swindle says:
James–it probably means a shitload of cheap beer and getting head from two women in the middle of the living room. Judging from the look on Brewer’s face, at least…
April 3rd, 2007 at 10:06 am
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MP says:
He’s talking about eightballs and hookers, duh.
April 3rd, 2007 at 10:10 am
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PSUgirl says:
I think it means dancing with the pep band – like a little traveling troubadour following at the hem of his gown all day and all night so he can break in to dance at any moment. do dee dooty dooty bam bam.
April 3rd, 2007 at 10:18 am
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Holly says:
I fear Noah like the spider fears the snake.
April 3rd, 2007 at 10:20 am
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adam says:
oh, i use strong language all the time. nothing personal. i just happen to think that noah is the best thing to happen to college ball in, well, forever.
April 3rd, 2007 at 10:27 am
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Mike P. says:
best thing to happen to college ball in, well, forever?
Bill Walton proved to the world that potheads can persevere. Carmello proved that half way to an associates degree still pays like a motherfucker. Jerry Tarkanian proved that you can beat the NCAA…sometimes. Villinova ‘85 proved David can beat Goliath. John Wooden proved that nice guys finish first 10 out of 12 years.
Noah is a punchline to every joke not coming out of the state that looks like it’s pissing on Cuba.
April 3rd, 2007 at 10:42 am
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PDXGoneGator says:
to whomever asked about a quality 1978 photo of Noah’s mom, Cecilia Rodhe, I did a google image search and some photos exist. She’s gorgeous, but the photos are entirely too wholesome for this blog.
Anyway, Go Gators.
April 3rd, 2007 at 10:46 am
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Orson Swindle says:
Noah is a punchline to every joke not coming out of the state that looks like it’s pissing on Cuba.
Al Horford pimping the Dominican Flag was great Floridiana, too, along with whomever had the Cuban flag out (Green, I think.)
THIS IS OURRRRR COUUUNNNNTREEEEE….
April 3rd, 2007 at 10:50 am
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white-boned demon says:
I thought it was Walter Hodge sporting a Puerto Rican flag.
April 3rd, 2007 at 11:05 am
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Out of Conference says:
You have to wonder if Noah’s antics are all for draft day. No disrespect (well ok a little) Look how much Ronaldo Balkman’s stock shot up after his antics during the Cocks run in the SECT and NIT last year… went from a solid late 2nd rounder/ early 3rd rounder to 1st round pick for the Knicks. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a great player and I loved watching him play for South Carolina, but damn, did he sell it. I think Noah can see dollar signs like anyone else. My hope is to see Noah go Rodman weird in the NBA.
April 3rd, 2007 at 11:06 am
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AGS says:
How can this Florida team NOT be considered one of the best ever? As far as I can tell, they’re the first almost all Men’s Basketball team to repeat. That’s damn impressive if you ask me.
April 3rd, 2007 at 11:11 am
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Cardiac Kids says:
Whoa…whoa…whoa…I didn’t see the flag-waving crap. Is that true? Just when you think you know someone…
April 3rd, 2007 at 11:17 am
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PeteJayhawk says:
There are an alarming number of people commenting here who seem to lack the irony/humor genes. What, did AOL Fanhouse link here or something?
April 3rd, 2007 at 11:34 am