Congrats to the Florida basketball team, presumably doing it real big in Gainesville. You have no idea what this means, which is what Joakim Noah is telling you here:
Nailing whole seabass to car hoods? Making love to trees? Oh, if Noah’s involved, all that and more.
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The internets claim the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball are:
1>You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.
2>You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
3>You can’t fit a sorority girl inside a bowling ball.
Comment by DC Trojan — April 4, 2007 @ 3:16 pm
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Baconboy - Rucker Park? Like Darius Rucker? fuckin white people…always gotta bring Hootie n the Blowfish into a conversation just to win an argument.
DC - I don’t remember the punchline, but it has something to do with three holes, three fingers and sliding down a lane.
Comment by Mike Honcho — April 4, 2007 @ 1:23 pm
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So what is the difference between a DDD and a bowling ball then?
Comment by DC Trojan — April 4, 2007 @ 12:47 pm
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Hey, Ragin’-life’s a bitch when you live below sea level on the coast of the Gulf. Just change the name to Atlantis and build a theme park.
Comment by Meg — April 4, 2007 @ 12:44 pm
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Y2K’s right. We all need to put aside our differences and focus on the common good, which involves feeding Noah’s faux ghetto mouth a knuckle sandwich. (Made with Ohio State cheese, though, natch.)
Comment by Dave — April 4, 2007 @ 12:03 pm
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Master Gaytor, we would counter your statements were they not the alpha and omega of rhetoric. You’re completely right! They’re all gay and inferior to (insert your team’s name here.)!!! Come break into our house sometime, because we’ll be curled up weeping in the corner while you take everything we own!!!
Correction, though: ‘Fesser really is a professor, and not a Gator. And he does not wear jean shorts. Madras plaid, yes; jeans, no.
Comment by Orson Swindle — April 4, 2007 @ 11:12 am
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sigh…
I just…I just feel like nobody’s focusing on the fact that Noah needs to be punched.
In the face.
Comment by Y2K — April 4, 2007 @ 10:22 am
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I was going to type some bitter retory that casted Noah as the epitome of all I hate…
Sigh.
I guess it’s better to be runner-up than irrelevant.
Comment by Sir Ginho of the 216 — April 3, 2007 @ 10:56 pm
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Nice drive-bys MasterGaytor…although it all sounds a little bitter and resentful, especially the homo-erotic, paternalistic angle you take in your screenname. Try not to make your anti-Gator, Noah-hatin’ so obvious… especially since us Gators are on such an NCAA unprecedented high. Yeah, I know you’re just waitin’ for Orson to crank out the “Punch-List”, not that in reality you could do much to mar Noah’s natural visage, its the desire to do so that tells the true color of your soul….work on that, it will only do you good.
Jon… if the gin makes me belligerent, then the vodka does something else entirely.
dogtown, thats what it meant to me…KKG’s and AOP’s in my time, although early on it was DDD and ADP, but you tend to go through the crowd and look for something new…or did I wear out my welcome??? I can’t remember… there was the intoxicated formal dinner where I asked (after clinking my glass) “the difference between a DDD and a bowling ball” which didn’t get a very good reception except for my frat bros… at least they got it…so I’m sorry they didn’t get to finish dinner…. it was still funny.
Comment by sb — April 3, 2007 @ 7:32 pm
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I’m absolutely certain that Oden is Riggs from Lethal Weapon.
“Man, I’m getting too old for this shit.”
Think I might’ve type that joke last night, here. Might’ve been drunk.
“doing it big in Gainesville” in my day meant a keg of natural light, some jager and sticking it in some KKGs.
Comment by dogtown gator — April 3, 2007 @ 6:26 pm
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As for Noah’s thug persona, it’s clear he grew up in a privileged environment. On the other hand, he also regularly played at Rucker Park in NYC, so he’s got some street cred.
Comment by baconboy — April 3, 2007 @ 4:43 pm
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Brewer is the one guy I really respect on that team.
He and his family could have really used the money he passed up last year. Congrats to him for meeting his goal for the year. Hope he gets PAID in the NBA.
Comment by MasterGaytor — April 3, 2007 @ 4:17 pm
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Brewer’s parents new house is the shizz! He got a sweet deal!
Comment by MoClarett — April 3, 2007 @ 4:15 pm
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“love the emerging TOSU=Susan Lucci narrative.”
When you get done driving around in your El Camino wearing Jorts and drinking PBR, try doing some research.
Comment by MasterGaytor — April 3, 2007 @ 4:11 pm
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“We’re going to do it big - all day, all night…The Gator boys know what I’m talking about.â€
What he meant was he was going to circle jerk off all the more talented players on the team who let him run around and act like an idiot.
Looking forward to when he goes into the NBA and shows up 5 years later on a “where are they now” TV show.
Oden owned Noah last night. Now on deserves an over-rated chant like Noah.
Here that swooshing sound? That is Noah’s draft stock falling……
Comment by MasterGaytor — April 3, 2007 @ 4:07 pm
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…and Jim Rome, while burning, just said that while OSU’s basketball and football had great years, they best hope that they don’t play a team named “Florida”, because no one “owns anyone like Florida owns OSU”…or something suitably inflammatory. I thought that was germaine to my earlier post and I’m still buzzin’ from the cocktails and caffeine glow of that late night Gator party in G-ville enough to drive by and drop off some additional kind words…
Comment by sb — April 3, 2007 @ 3:55 pm