While Myles Brand rails vainly against the non-threat of the invisible hand at work, we keep tabs on the real threat to college football: Joe Theismann.
Call off the guards. Tell the protesters to stand down. Theismann: staying with the NFL.
Dance, monkeys! Let’s get rocked!
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
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PSUrob says:
Siren worthy news?
March 30th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Eh, not quite. We have to save that for something really, really big, like a coaching change. Or someone being caught in gay porn. That’s big, too.
March 30th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
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DC Trojan says:
The news made me happy. Then the video made me sad. Sad like “I may never be happy again” sad.
March 30th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
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cuss says:
ND needs more announcers who are ND Grads….Hanna Storm, Tom Hammond, Don Criqiue, Joe Theismann……even Regis……Where is the love !!!!
March 30th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
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Because They Can says:
“…and there was much rejoicing.”
March 30th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
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AllWhoYonder says:
um, Tom Hammond is a Kentucky grad. But your sarcasm is noted.
March 30th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
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Awful Announcing says:
Funny…..that’s the song that plays in my head everytime I get laid.
March 30th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
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Brian says:
“While Myles Brand rails vainly against the non-threat of the invisible hand at work.” Yea come to think, Vladimir Lenin would be impressed with the NCAA.
March 30th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
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fat randy says:
Where is the cheesecake?!?!?!?!
March 30th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
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Whitey says:
I was wondering where My Chemical Romance got their “Black Parade” outfits from… apparently Joe Elliot had a yard sale.
March 30th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
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alt.black.helicopters.ncaa.oneworldgovernment says:
I get Tom Hammond and Michelangelo’s Sistene Chapel God mixed up sometimes. (I think it’s the giant hair.)
Makes me want to get in my bodysuit, compete with frontis piece.
March 30th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
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Wooderson says:
hey, guy with long name (#10), spot on with Tom Hammonds.
Honestly, I would love to toss him and Haden out of the booth and have Theisman in there. He’s intelligent and we could definitely use one homer to not go trashing us on TV every day.
I almost even miss trev alberts.
By the way, the frontispiece reference is gold.
March 30th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
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SeaTrojan says:
Too bad they all didn’t lose their arms in that accident…oh, and the lead singer’s tongue. Not a big Def Leopard fan.
March 30th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
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Pat Grogan says:
Oh my Orson…first I had to correct you concerning the true spelling of GERRY Coney and now I have to BITCH slap you in regards to the true nature of wunderkind Joe Theismann…the only TRUE voice, on air, as we speak…OH the humanity! When (oh when!) does the ND bias end?!?
March 30th, 2007 at 11:11 pm
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Jarvis12 says:
Poor Joey Theeeeeesman. Nobody likey. We’ve already accepted the torture that is Paul McGuire, it’s not like we’re picky. Hell, Bob Davie is the #1 color analyst on the #2 college football broadcast every week.
The first network with the stones to take in Tommy “The Hit Man” Hearns as their lead analyst, should get like an 80 share. Because no matter how jaded you are, the first time Tommy said “Ohhhhhh, beggy…and…..hoooowwww.” when your team was playing, it would result in a mass couch burning.
The main point being, we should stop complaining about announcers, because we’ll find holes in the good ones, and we actually covet the shitastic ones. Except you, Kellen Winslow.
March 31st, 2007 at 12:11 am
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rtider says:
There is a God. Woohooo!
April 2nd, 2007 at 7:51 am