While Myles Brand rails vainly against the non-threat of the invisible hand at work, we keep tabs on the real threat to college football: Joe Theismann.
Call off the guards. Tell the protesters to stand down. Theismann: staying with the NFL.
Dance, monkeys! Let’s get rocked!
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
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There is a God. Woohooo!
Comment by rtider — April 2, 2007 @ 7:51 am
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Poor Joey Theeeeeesman. Nobody likey. We’ve already accepted the torture that is Paul McGuire, it’s not like we’re picky. Hell, Bob Davie is the #1 color analyst on the #2 college football broadcast every week.
The first network with the stones to take in Tommy “The Hit Man” Hearns as their lead analyst, should get like an 80 share. Because no matter how jaded you are, the first time Tommy said “Ohhhhhh, beggy…and…..hoooowwww.” when your team was playing, it would result in a mass couch burning.
The main point being, we should stop complaining about announcers, because we’ll find holes in the good ones, and we actually covet the shitastic ones. Except you, Kellen Winslow.
Comment by Jarvis12 — March 31, 2007 @ 12:11 am
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Oh my Orson…first I had to correct you concerning the true spelling of GERRY Coney and now I have to BITCH slap you in regards to the true nature of wunderkind Joe Theismann…the only TRUE voice, on air, as we speak…OH the humanity! When (oh when!) does the ND bias end?!?
Comment by Pat Grogan — March 30, 2007 @ 11:11 pm
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Too bad they all didn’t lose their arms in that accident…oh, and the lead singer’s tongue. Not a big Def Leopard fan.
Comment by SeaTrojan — March 30, 2007 @ 5:17 pm
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hey, guy with long name (#10), spot on with Tom Hammonds.
Honestly, I would love to toss him and Haden out of the booth and have Theisman in there. He’s intelligent and we could definitely use one homer to not go trashing us on TV every day.
I almost even miss trev alberts.
By the way, the frontispiece reference is gold.
Comment by Wooderson — March 30, 2007 @ 3:37 pm
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I get Tom Hammond and Michelangelo’s Sistene Chapel God mixed up sometimes. (I think it’s the giant hair.)
Makes me want to get in my bodysuit, compete with frontis piece.
Comment by alt.black.helicopters.ncaa.oneworldgovernment — March 30, 2007 @ 3:25 pm