NEAR MISS: THEISMANN NOT COMING TO RUIN COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Siren worthy news?

Eh, not quite. We have to save that for something really, really big, like a coaching change. Or someone being caught in gay porn. That’s big, too.

The news made me happy. Then the video made me sad. Sad like “I may never be happy again” sad.

ND needs more announcers who are ND Grads….Hanna Storm, Tom Hammond, Don Criqiue, Joe Theismann……even Regis……Where is the love !!!!

“…and there was much rejoicing.”

um, Tom Hammond is a Kentucky grad. But your sarcasm is noted.

Funny…..that’s the song that plays in my head everytime I get laid.

“While Myles Brand rails vainly against the non-threat of the invisible hand at work.” Yea come to think, Vladimir Lenin would be impressed with the NCAA.

Where is the cheesecake?!?!?!?!

I was wondering where My Chemical Romance got their “Black Parade” outfits from… apparently Joe Elliot had a yard sale.

I get Tom Hammond and Michelangelo’s Sistene Chapel God mixed up sometimes. (I think it’s the giant hair.)

Makes me want to get in my bodysuit, compete with frontis piece.

hey, guy with long name (#10), spot on with Tom Hammonds.

Honestly, I would love to toss him and Haden out of the booth and have Theisman in there. He’s intelligent and we could definitely use one homer to not go trashing us on TV every day.

I almost even miss trev alberts.

By the way, the frontispiece reference is gold.

Too bad they all didn’t lose their arms in that accident…oh, and the lead singer’s tongue. Not a big Def Leopard fan.

Oh my Orson…first I had to correct you concerning the true spelling of GERRY Coney and now I have to BITCH slap you in regards to the true nature of wunderkind Joe Theismann…the only TRUE voice, on air, as we speak…OH the humanity! When (oh when!) does the ND bias end?!?

Poor Joey Theeeeeesman. Nobody likey. We’ve already accepted the torture that is Paul McGuire, it’s not like we’re picky. Hell, Bob Davie is the #1 color analyst on the #2 college football broadcast every week.

The first network with the stones to take in Tommy “The Hit Man” Hearns as their lead analyst, should get like an 80 share. Because no matter how jaded you are, the first time Tommy said “Ohhhhhh, beggy…and…..hoooowwww.” when your team was playing, it would result in a mass couch burning.

The main point being, we should stop complaining about announcers, because we’ll find holes in the good ones, and we actually covet the shitastic ones. Except you, Kellen Winslow.

There is a God. Woohooo!