FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: COMES STANDARD WITH YOUR MAZDA
Courtesy of Univision: Vanessa convinces you that Mazda=glamorous. Or at least Mazda=woman with visible tan cheekmeat who, if not willing to rub herself on you, will certainly do so on your car while you watch.
BTW: there's an unfulfilled market need here, people: naughty car washes. Feel free to make it your own. Imagine how clean your car would be if every scene were like the car wash scene from Cool Hand Luke. It's posted after the jump for both filthy men to ogle Lucille, and for dirty women with prison fantasies to ogle Paul Newman dirty and shirtless. We know who's reading this.


BONUS CHEESECAKE! Anything so innocent, and built like that...got to be named Lucille.
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Gracious. I don’t recall seeing her when I was test driving Mazdas last summer.
As for dirty car washes: I was in Greensboro NC once for work and we ended up in a cheap hotel because everywhere else was booked due to a furniture expo. Looked out my hotel room window and saw a combination drive-thru car wash and gentlemen’s club. Fortunately, I didn’t the keys to the rental car, because nothing good could have come of that.
by DC Trojan on Mar 30, 2007 5:40 PM EDT reply actions
I love old movies. The women were all natural back then. Silicone doesn’t shake like that.
by Mike P. on Mar 30, 2007 5:47 PM EDT reply actions
Someone’s already ahead of the game, you magnificent bastards…
http://www.fundraising-ideas.org/DIY/toplesswash.htm
by cowboycane on Mar 30, 2007 6:02 PM EDT reply actions
I often thought if I had been writing dialogue for that scene, I would have had Kennedy saying something like this… “unzippin my pants boss (unzippin his pants)…….. wipin it off boss (wipin it off)….. Still shakin it boss!”
I love it when Newman goes, “She knows exactly what she’s doin’.”
Classic movie. Classic. Prison and hard boiled eggs.
by Atlantadomer on Mar 30, 2007 6:20 PM EDT reply actions
damnit! now I have to go back to the cube for 3 more hours with that on my mind, I’m going to get fired… guess i’ll prepare a ASU spring practice report, cuz I’m going to need to find a new way to make some endz…
by tempebamaman on Mar 30, 2007 9:31 PM EDT reply actions
does she clean houses? my place is a mess. (no need for a maid outfit).
by The Big Picture on Mar 30, 2007 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
Fulmer Cup and scandal – point shaving allegations at University of Toledo. One current player suspended:
http://freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070331/NEWS05/703310364
by maskedavenger on Mar 31, 2007 2:21 PM EDT reply actions
More on Toledo charges from the Detroit News:
http://detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070331/SPORTS02/703310343
And the Toledo Blade:
http://www.toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070331/NEWS02/703310439
by maskedavenger on Mar 31, 2007 2:26 PM EDT reply actions
Heh — the gambler’s attorney is named Fink.
by Newspaper Hack on Mar 31, 2007 3:27 PM EDT reply actions
Purely in the name of proper documentation and scholarly research, I must ask where you found those pictures, and what that model’s name is. :-)
by Whitney on Mar 31, 2007 9:17 PM EDT reply actions
We’ve got to figure out a way to award South Carolina Fulmer Cup points for this new and unprecedented football-related murder spree. Lifetime achievement award or something…because wow.
by PeteJayhawk on Apr 1, 2007 2:04 AM EDT reply actions
EDSBS:
BearMeat drops some UF vs OSU knowledge, that we thought you might enjoy.
http://bearmeat.blogspot.com/2007/04/florida-vs-ohio-state-deja-vu-zeitgeist.html
Red Andrews
Senior Editor, BearMeat
by Red Andrews on Apr 1, 2007 1:30 PM EDT reply actions
I’m the artist formerly known as Cool Hand Mike. I started a new site so I dropped the Cool Hand.
by Mike P. on Apr 1, 2007 6:09 PM EDT reply actions
That is about as timeless as scene can be.
I have to got to flashyourrack.com now.
Thanks a lot.
by CHARLIE MURPHY on Apr 1, 2007 8:52 PM EDT reply actions
That is about as timeless as a scene can be.
I have to got to flashyourrack.com now.
Thanks a lot.
by CHARLIE MURPHY on Apr 1, 2007 8:52 PM EDT reply actions
Cheeseburger for a Sunday
http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/7504/seccoachessouthpark2007lk8.jpg
by NewAZTiger on Apr 2, 2007 12:00 AM EDT reply actions
anyone know vanessa’s full name or where to find more pics?
by Ed MacK on Jun 21, 2008 4:17 AM EDT reply actions

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