Courtesy of Univision: Vanessa convinces you that Mazda=glamorous. Or at least Mazda=woman with visible tan cheekmeat who, if not willing to rub herself on you, will certainly do so on your car while you watch.

BTW: there’s an unfulfilled market need here, people: naughty car washes. Feel free to make it your own. Imagine how clean your car would be if every scene were like the car wash scene from Cool Hand Luke. It’s posted after the jump for both filthy men to ogle Lucille, and for dirty women with prison fantasies to ogle Paul Newman dirty and shirtless. We know who’s reading this.

BONUS CHEESECAKE! Anything so innocent, and built like that…got to be named Lucille.