SPRING PRACTICE REPORTS: HOLLYWOOD P IS NO. 1 FOR FLORIDA
Thanks to all who’ve submitted eyewitness reports from the practice field thus far. Try us–if you think we won’t post a Ball State practice report, you’re completely mistaken.
Reader, commenter, and gentleman RedRoot went to Florida’s practice yesterday and discovered this:
I was able to slide out of work early yesterday and made it for the first part of practice. I few observations from an untrained eye:
– Freshman QB Cameron Newton is BIG. That shouldn’t have been news; I knew about his size (and I’m 6′5″ 210lb). But when he walked out, before I realized who he was, my first thought was why is that lineman wearing a red jersey. I’d read about his problem with handling snaps, and sure enough, he juggled and dropped his first snapp out of the shotgun. I didn’t see him drop any more after that.
Cameron Newton: big.
Another weird impression was he looks kind of gangly when he’s just standing there but looks quick and coordinated when he’s moving.
– Freshman LB AJ Jones (#16) stopped Mon Williams with a loud, jarring hit during one-on-one tackling drills. It was right in front of the fans and brought a chorus of OOOOOOs, at least until, Mon didn’t get right back up. He stayed down on his knees then got up and limped away with Meyer yelling, “That’s one point for the defense!” (The RBs were going against the LBs and the WRs were going against the DBs for points)
- Later, during full speed plays (O vs D) from the 10 yard line, Tebow went to hand the ball of to Mon when he when down like he was shot and almost took out Tebow’s legs. He layed there for a second then started yelling and grabing his leg. He had to be helped off by two trainers while never putting any weight on this leg.
– Percy Harvin is wearing the #1 jersey (not sure if this is a permanent change)
– Tony Joiner calls Harvin “Hollywood P”

Hollywood…phantom? Professional? Paraguayan?
Frightening news on Mon Williams, a microback with an alluring jukiness to him. This does, however, improve the chances of young ones like Chris Rainey possibly seeing the field in fall, so as always: it’s good to be Chris Rainey again.
As for guesses what the “P” in “Hollywood P” stand for:
–Playa
–Pimp
–Penis
–Poondido
–Percocet?









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Dave K. says:
Uuuuhhhmmm ….Percy? I know, I know …not funny. But likely, nonetheless.
March 29th, 2007 at 9:58 am
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RedRoot says:
Its funny you mentioned Chris Rainey because he was actually at practice yesterday and received a one armed hug/chest bump from Meyer (this was before Mon went down). Conspiracy?
March 29th, 2007 at 10:07 am
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Orson Swindle says:
Uuuuhhhmmm ….Percy?
That would be logical. We’ll never support that.
March 29th, 2007 at 10:11 am
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adam says:
i read something on something that harvin is going to be #1 now that nelson is gone. apparently that was his high school number or something.
March 29th, 2007 at 10:16 am
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AUAlum says:
Newton won’t wear that jersey long when he’s moved to TE, where he will absolutely dominant.
March 29th, 2007 at 10:17 am
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AUAlum says:
where he will BE absolutely dominant.
March 29th, 2007 at 10:18 am
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rjsplow says:
considering our other newly signed quarterback attending spring practices is out until the fall with a broken foot (waggener) and the OTHER newly signed quarterback won’t be with the gators until summer drills start (brantley), it’s highly unlikely Newton will be doing anything other than playing quarterback, since he is the second, third, and fourth strong option at this point…
March 29th, 2007 at 10:27 am
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AUAlum says:
I agree with that; but Newton is making it in the NFL as a TE.
March 29th, 2007 at 10:34 am
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Grimey says:
“Who else wants to fuck with Hollywood P?”
March 29th, 2007 at 10:43 am
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Dave says:
Who’s got the hot hot hot Appalachian State preview? I wanna know what Michigan is gonna be up against in the opener.
March 29th, 2007 at 10:43 am
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BDoc says:
Maybe prestidigitator?
Some of his moves this past season sure looked like magic tricks.
March 29th, 2007 at 10:45 am
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Aerobab says:
So wait a minute…you’re telling me that TEEEEBOW needs a backup? That’s just re-donk-iculous! UM certainly could have used that scholly for another WR or something, anything, other than a backup to God, right?!
March 29th, 2007 at 10:48 am
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LSUJoshua says:
Sounds like Orson and the gang’s praise for JaMarcus Russell wasn’t just lip service and they went out and got their own ent.
But it sounds like the guy could put on some weight. 6′5″ is the right height but 210 is just too light. He needs about 40, 50 more pounds to have defensive tackles bounce off of him proper like. JaMarcus will be busy the next coupla years. Get Jared Lorenzen to consult on this.
The question is, how’s his arm? If he can’t throw 70 yard darts into double coverage or heave boulders at Saruman’s wizard tower, it’s all for naught.
March 29th, 2007 at 11:27 am
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robertp says:
I just wanted to clear up the P reference.. I’m a huge mobb deep fan.. they are a duo of gully dudes from queensbridge new york.. Prodigy is the lead lyracist and one of his nick names is Hollywood P.. Mobb Deep is known for such hits as shook ones, quiet storm, trife life, survival of the fittest, let a ho be a ho, and many more too numerous to list..
March 29th, 2007 at 11:36 am
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BamaFan says:
its probably percocet, because he has to give it out when he gets done breaking a teams face off.
any disciple problems from ole percocet percy?
i live in v.a., the kid didnt even get to run track his senoir year.
March 29th, 2007 at 11:47 am
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panhandler says:
Hollywood pee? 1 part Red Bull, 4 parts Clicquot.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
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RedRoot says:
LSUJoshua: Sorry, I thought this was the Dan Patrick Show, the 6′5″ 210 are my height and weight.
Newton is listed at 6′5″ 242 lbs on the roster sheet they handed out yesterday, which he might actually be.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Panhandler, +1.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
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Out of Conference says:
#10 App State preview for Michigan game – it’s going be a close, a tough match, battle in the trenches, but I see Blue wining the toss just fine. After that, it should go your way big if Blue gets up for the game, otherwise expect App St to have a real flashy first 3 and out before the Wolverines run away with it.
The blogophere should be a little lighter this year than last year when a full third of all posts were Michigan fans complaining that SEC teams play D-1-AA teams. I kid, I kid….
March 29th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
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PeteJayhawk says:
Pinochet, obvs.
March 29th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
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Anony says:
Is the #1 jersey important?
March 29th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
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Chg says:
Considering App State would probably finish at worst 3rd in the MAC, it’s actually a step up in competition compared to most Big Ten warm-ups. Most of them try to stick to the Buffalo/EMU variety tomato cans. Kudo’s to the Wolverines for scheduling an opponent likely to provide as stern as test as last year’s exciting tilt with Central Michigan.
Big Ten teams schedule conference champs.
March 29th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
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sb says:
C’mon, guys…Mon is our big power back… 6′1, 2 hundred something… not a microback. Now the Meyer chosen rb is currently K. Moore while Chevy Walker is apparently making the O line look really good or the D line look a little slow (dependent on your perspective).
March 29th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
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AtomicDog says:
Chris Richard was attending a practice earlier this week and Newton came out afterwards to greet him. Really showed how huge Newton is.
March 29th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
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Nick says:
here’s a ball state video for ya…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W45DRy7M1no
March 29th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
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nixforsix says:
From what I’ve heard Newton’s accuracy throwing the ball is on par with the Matt Jones’ of the world
March 30th, 2007 at 9:44 am
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Pants McPants says:
I think the “P” stands for “PWN3D!!!11!”….which is what the opponents will be…
March 30th, 2007 at 10:39 am
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khiry rollins says:
newton is not goin to play TE ever….hes the next jamarcus russell if you havent already noticed with the speed……believe me i know
i played 4th stream behind him
September 5th, 2007 at 11:46 am