Comments on: INJURY REPORT: NEVER MOVE A FLAT SCREEN THAT WEIGHS 3,000 LBS.

By: ddj_husker

ddj_husker — Fri, 04 May 2007 09:53:42 +0000

You should be talking about QB Sanchez at USC who turned down playing for Nebraska and now he is charged with rape! Whew…us Husker fans got out of that one!

By: Albino Tornado

Albino Tornado — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 22:55:54 +0000

Boro:

You expect a blog run by Florida fans not to equate “good Nebraska” with “rampant criminality?”

Yeah, good luck wid dat.

By: 'BoroHusker

'BoroHusker — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 20:15:05 +0000

Yeah, crappy deal for Kenny. He’ll take a redshirt and be back next year.

However, I think we can stop summing up ‘ye olde Nebraska programme’ as a stronghold of malicious criminals. Lawrence Phillips is a total fuck up…and NOBODY understands that more clearly than Husker fans.

By: Albino Tornado

Albino Tornado — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 18:41:45 +0000

Hellhole that is NU football lately?

Perhaps you missed this, but Joe Dailey’s a wide receiver for UNC, and Frank Solich and his QB-counter offense is Ohio U.

They’d definitely stay to whip some Nazi ass.

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 17:56:59 +0000

So I then pose the question Albino Tornado – do the Husker players then continue their match against the Germans or make a mad dash down the tunnel to get the hell out of the hellhole that is Husker football lately?

By: drogue

drogue — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 17:18:44 +0000

On a completely unrelated note:

Good luck this weekend. It must be good to be a Gator fan.

By: Brewster Crew

Brewster Crew — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 17:05:27 +0000

The times they are a-changin at Nebraska. Along the lines of what #1 pointed out, 15 years ago Kenny would have gone back to the dorms the next morning (after waiting out the night to avoid the heat) and smacked his girlfriend around for a while before dragging her down the stairs because she got some blood on his shoes.

By: Albino Tornado

Albino Tornado — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 16:51:26 +0000

Kenny Wilson has had a staph infection in his knee for some time — and it was severe enough to cause him to miss the bowl game, winter conditioning, and spring ball. So that could be a contributing factor.

The only way I can think of to break a femur moving a TV is if you fall and drop it across your leg — you know, like what Michael Caine did to the dude’s arm in Victory so Stallone could make the team.

And the Cornhuskers of yore would have broken legs with gang related shootings, scaling trellises to beat hell of transferring QB’s banging their girlfriends or committing sexual assault.

Robbery? Puh-leaze.