FULMER CUP SCOREBOARD RETURNETH: THE LONG-DELAYED UPDATE
Thanks to aspiring graphic designer Brian, we have a scoreboard at last:

Brian’s design received a few more voice votes in the legislature on Friday, trumping the fine work done by reader Peter. (Peter–people just like shiny things! Mmm. Shiny things.)
The scoreboard will hopefully be updated weekly, and will (as requested) feature the Family Feud Theme music on opening.












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RE: MrG’s php/sql suggestion.
I know SQL and php and am definitely willing to offer my services for such a noble cause. Now I will leave before Chris Richards punches me in the face for allegedly talking trash in is remedial English class.
Comment by Seth — March 27, 2007 @ 11:08 am
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Readers of this board, submitted to overkill coverage of the Frank Solich GHB saga and last year’s horse punching, are familiar with the difference.
Comment by Orson Swindle — March 27, 2007 @ 9:53 am
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I don’t think I need to say this, but …this is an SEC board, so…you’re all aware that there’s a difference between Ohio and Ohio State, right? The top two is not too bad though! Go Big Ten!
Comment by Ty — March 27, 2007 @ 9:49 am
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Mason/Dixon line north kicking some serious ass.
Comment by drogue — March 27, 2007 @ 9:40 am
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Dad gummit, my Wolverines are second fiddle yet again.
Maybe there should be a “retention bonus” for when the players AREN’T kicked off the team. Then institutional corruption is rewarded too!
Comment by Dave — March 27, 2007 @ 9:34 am
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The best thing about that scoreboard is the fact that there’s actually a “hundreds” placeholder for the point tally! Awesome!
Comment by Aerobab — March 27, 2007 @ 7:21 am
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Any chance we can get a sql flash or php guru to make the scoreboard interactive flash?
That is allow it to scroll down to the zero score and then by clicking over a name of a team or a number linking to the articles on that particular scoring for better review and to allow further updates to be entered as we get them?
The the Fulmer cup volunteer can enter links, verify point totals and then enter the score and the flash code automatically updates the scoreboard and links as need be.
If a major occurence happens and is under investigation the code can be changed to flash in red lights a possible big change coming up - ie a big point change to the positive or negative.
I also request that Fulmer cup points be given and locked IN even if the criminals plead out to lesser charges or get special treatment by the local AG and Police.
Cases that get postponed until after the season (football in this case-basketball in winter etc) is over that allow the criminals to play with out being subject to criminal code of the US/State/County should be given a special color- pink for pussy police and a whore of a justice system and college that won’t do anything right or at all until the investigations are done…maybe purple for having to deep throat so much that they choke on their own words and special treatment of athletes.
Special bonus points for a school that lets a criminal play even though there’s conclusive proof or that he’s been found guilty of a hard crime. (that’s one that would give anyone else hard time in the slammer).
Maybe even a special color for the school’s name.
Repeat top 10 teams get an * or special marker to indicate that they’ve been in the top ten in the last couple of years. One * or special symbol for each consecutive year.
Thus if a team gets in the top ten for five consecutive years in a row they get a special Box seat of their own. As if they were permanently engraved on the trophy or if we can get Fulmer himself drunk enough- get him to the local tattoo parlor and get the school’s name tattoed on his ass permanently!
Comment by MrG — March 27, 2007 @ 4:55 am
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Come on, U-Dub (Washington) Huskies!
Get past Boy-C State and Iduho so you can win the Northwest Championship in something!
Comment by The Duke of Wazzu — March 26, 2007 @ 10:51 pm
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The girl in the Helium ad should grow her hair out.
May I suggest the themes to either The Price is Right or $10k Pyramid? TPIR’s theme would be perfect for Friday Cheescake as well.
Comment by MCab — March 26, 2007 @ 7:52 pm