Comments on: FULMER CUP SCOREBOARD: AUDITIONS

By: Geogre P Burdell

Geogre P Burdell — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 13:23:30 +0000

You know what sums up the Clairmont for me? A conversation I had with a long time Atlanta local, who said that not all the girls there were awful looking. There was “this new girl that’s pretty good looking. Kinda hairy though.”

Kinda hairy? You know, when its the type of person that actually frequents the Clairmont, and the qualifier “hairy” is used, that the bitch was a mountain Yeti up on the stripper pole.

By: Run Up The Score

Run Up The Score — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 04:09:19 +0000

I swear I posted a comment earlier, but it never showed up. Anyway, I love #2 and think the Family Feud theme needs to be embedded in the page for full effect: Listen for yourself.

By: Oliver

Oliver — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 17:57:18 +0000

Blondie is still there and Cathy is still running the joint. Blondie’s signature move is crushing beer cans between her cans. She also writes poetry. She bloodied a friends nose with her ta-ta’s one time too. Also saw Cee-Lo there. Probably been there too many times…

By: rusty

rusty — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 12:04:06 +0000

Aaron, two U of I players got picked up for four counts of robbery per, if I remember correctly. 4 counts x 2 offenders x 3 points each = 24 total Fulmer Cup points.

By: Holly

Holly — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 04:33:17 +0000

#2. Clean, classic, looks like last year’s only better. I’m threatened by change.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 02:02:15 +0000

Holy shit, when did Illinois pick up 24 points?

By: Jeff from LA

Jeff from LA — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 01:16:24 +0000

Great Effort #1, but I’m going to have to go with #2.

By: MCab

MCab — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 00:26:45 +0000

Weren’t clear heels first seen at the Clermont?

By: J.J.

J.J. — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 21:56:23 +0000

People seem to be favoring #2, but are you guys sure the Boston P.D. won’t mistake it for a bomb and fine Orson a million dollars?

By: ctgarric

ctgarric — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 21:09:58 +0000

I wouldn’t worry to much about the Clermont ruining your carreer. If you happen to see someone you work with or your boss at the club, neither of you will admit it the next day.

By: PJ from NU in SF

PJ from NU in SF — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 20:28:17 +0000

I haven’t been to Atlanta in almost a decade, but I remember a late-night trip to the Clermont… hazily, but that’s probably for the best.

From my recollection, TCOAN’s description is on the money, but Ness and Brian aren’t exaggerating either. I’ll make it a point to swing by on my next trip, for memories’ sake.

By: John

John — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 20:21:54 +0000

How come ufmike22 can’t do it this year?

By: PeterPumpkinhead

PeterPumpkinhead — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 20:19:19 +0000

Just as long as you don’t actually feel him kissing you on the lips when you see it kleph.

By: NDTom

NDTom — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 20:19:03 +0000

Show me….. Carjacking!

By: Mosby

Mosby — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 20:05:28 +0000

Good Answer! Good Answer!