FULMER CUP SCOREBOARD: AUDITIONS
With the good people over at Sports Argument Wiki keeping score, all we lack now for a proper Fulmer Cup season is a regularly updated scoreboard. Being the jankety operation we are, we rely on our readers for chip-ins for things like food and updated graphics, which you deliver promptly and expertly whenever we ask. (Reader ‘Fesser bought us dinner last night, actually–a very nice one. We repaid him by taking him to the Clermont Lounge. No, it’s not a fair world, and we’re not helping it.)
Hospitality, or cruel joke: no one’s really sure about a visit to the Clermont.
We’re still accepting submissions for a new Fulmer Cup scoreboard, and need input. After the jump, please find reader submissions. Be gentle–they took valuable time out of their day to do this.
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Leave your thoughts and comments below. Danke.
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You know what sums up the Clairmont for me? A conversation I had with a long time Atlanta local, who said that not all the girls there were awful looking. There was “this new girl that’s pretty good looking. Kinda hairy though.”
Kinda hairy? You know, when its the type of person that actually frequents the Clairmont, and the qualifier “hairy” is used, that the bitch was a mountain Yeti up on the stripper pole.
Comment by Geogre P Burdell — March 29, 2007 @ 8:23 am
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I swear I posted a comment earlier, but it never showed up.
Anyway, I love #2 and think the Family Feud theme needs to be embedded in the page for full effect:
Listen for yourself.
Comment by Run Up The Score — March 24, 2007 @ 11:09 pm
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Blondie is still there and Cathy is still running the joint. Blondie’s signature move is crushing beer cans between her cans. She also writes poetry. She bloodied a friends nose with her ta-ta’s one time too. Also saw Cee-Lo there. Probably been there too many times…
Comment by Oliver — March 24, 2007 @ 12:57 pm
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Aaron, two U of I players got picked up for four counts of robbery per, if I remember correctly. 4 counts x 2 offenders x 3 points each = 24 total Fulmer Cup points.
Comment by rusty — March 24, 2007 @ 7:04 am
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#2. Clean, classic, looks like last year’s only better. I’m threatened by change.
Comment by Holly — March 23, 2007 @ 11:33 pm
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Holy shit, when did Illinois pick up 24 points?
Comment by Aaron — March 23, 2007 @ 9:02 pm
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Great Effort #1, but I’m going to have to go with #2.
Comment by Jeff from LA — March 23, 2007 @ 8:16 pm
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Weren’t clear heels first seen at the Clermont?
Comment by MCab — March 23, 2007 @ 7:26 pm
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People seem to be favoring #2, but are you guys sure the Boston P.D. won’t mistake it for a bomb and fine Orson a million dollars?
Comment by J.J. — March 23, 2007 @ 4:56 pm
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I wouldn’t worry to much about the Clermont ruining your carreer. If you happen to see someone you work with or your boss at the club, neither of you will admit it the next day.
Comment by ctgarric — March 23, 2007 @ 4:09 pm