FULMER CUP: SAM KELLER, NOT AN ILLUSION, DISTURBIN' THE PEACE

Any entries in the FC scoreboard contest?

I saw the article about it on the Daily Nebraskan, and this is the best comment:

“Any word on how his throw looked? Did he use good form, and was there any zip on the plastic cup? :)”

Ahhh I love this state.

O,

My colleague, who took a nice long weekend celebrating … something … asked me to submit his scoreboard for entry into the contest.

I’m happy to oblige:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/7401104@N03/

Wow what an Fin’ baby.

To make matters worse, Keller under-threw her by a mile.

Orson, did you get my entry? I emailed it to Harumph…

Now, I know the site is generally reserved for football, but I am curious if you heard about the shenanigans from the USC baseball team. As a Gamecock fan, I am torn. Do I rout for USC to win, cause I want them to win at everything, or do I frown on our ability to make an impact on such a dubious award. I think I am going to go with the later. But, the revalations from the baseball team are worth the consideration. Let me know if you want me to, and I’ll post a link.

Now, I know the site is generally reserved for football, but I am curious if you heard about the shenanigans from the USC baseball team. As a Gamecock fan, I am torn. Do I root for USC to win, cause I want them to win at everything, or do I frown on our ability to make an impact on such a dubious award. I think I am going to go with the later. But, the revalations from the baseball team are worth the consideration. Let me know if you want me to, and I’ll post a link.

Keller locked onto the parking spot way too early. The other driver was sitting back in zone coverage and just read his eyes.

First Stephen “Achilles” Garcia at South Carolina keys a visiting professor’s car for stealing his plum parking space, and now Sam Keller goes Dan Hawkins crazy on someone for taking another sweet spot. I miss the good old days when BMOC quarterbacks like Chris Rix could simply commandeer handicap parking passes, and thus avoid the ignominy of the Fulmer Cup.

Coulda been worse… he could have been, oh, I dunno Chris Rix using an handicapped pass so as not to Cade McNown have to mingle with the proles.

And who the hell calls the cops because someone through a cup at a car? Could it have been one of the dirty earth mother unshaven hippie broads that seem to grow, like mushrooms, in the fertile soil of Lincoln? Why isn’t her name public, but his is?

At least he didn’t throw an interception.

#9:

WINNER!

Double points if it was, as I suspect, a chew spitter.

Triple points if it went down like the Russel Crowe episode of South Park “OOHHHH MY GAWWDDD IT’S Sam Keller!! Shut up, you testicle!”

A Fulmer cup point for NU! Nice…this instills yet more faith that the Huskers are indeed on their way back to championship form. After all, if the Fulmer cup had been around in the 90’s, it’d be called the LP cup.

Tornado, I heard that the victim’s name was Kathy Redmond…

Yeah, the victim was proably Kathy Redmond. I heard that she was passed around the the football team in the 90s by her choice and she liked it. She only said se got raped once her daddy overheard some coaches talking about his daughter being a slut.

Huskers_fan99, you heard wrong. Get the facts before you talk.

Husker s_fan99

It’s people like you that make Nebraska fans look and sound like ignorant, uneducated jerks. Thank God the majority of the great people of Nebraska have more sense than you. Shame on you.
Why don’t you get the facts before you shoot off your mouth regarding this issue that you know nothing about. I hope the females in your life don’t ever have to experience the hell that Ms. Redmond went through
and we more intelligent educated people know the facts. Subtract 98 from your ID and you get your IQ.

HUSKER FAN 99, CARE TO PUT YOUR REAL NAME AND ADDRESS SO YOU CAN BE SERVED FOR DEFAMATION AND SO I CAN KICK YOUR CHICKENSHIT ASS. YOU ARE A LOW-LIFE HUSKER F*CK.

Scott:
Luv the subtlety. I don’t know if that husker99 fan is
smart enough to understand it. Maybe he can get someone to explain it to him.

Huskers_fan99, you must be new here. You have 99 in your name – like you were even around during those years. Unless you personally know her or the situation, you shouldnt say stuff and make us huskers look bad. Now if you do….