FULMER CUP: SAM KELLER, NOT AN ILLUSION, DISTURBIN' THE PEACE
This whole story is made much funnier if you press play on the clip and then proceed:
Sam Keller wants you to move, bitch: the Huskers' ballyhooed transfer from Arizona State earns one, that's one Fulmer Cup point AH AH AH! for throwing a cup and cursing at a woman who took a parking spot Keller had his eye on in a campus parking garage.
The woman told campus police Keller got out of his car, yelled and threw a plastic cup at her car, said University Police Capt. Carl Oestmann.
A disturbing the peace charge counts, but just barely. Good to see Keller's warming up for spring, but whatever happened to deference for the fine student-athletes who sacrifice so much for their universities? The last thing an athlete should be forced to do is walk a hundred extra feet.
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I saw the article about it on the Daily Nebraskan, and this is the best comment:
“Any word on how his throw looked? Did he use good form, and was there any zip on the plastic cup? :)”
Ahhh I love this state.
by Rob on Mar 23, 2007 11:48 AM EDT reply actions
O,
My colleague, who took a nice long weekend celebrating … something … asked me to submit his scoreboard for entry into the contest.
I’m happy to oblige:
by Kenny on Mar 23, 2007 12:08 PM EDT reply actions
To make matters worse, Keller under-threw her by a mile.
by Cincy on Mar 23, 2007 1:08 PM EDT reply actions
Orson, did you get my entry? I emailed it to Harumph…
by PeterPumpkinhead on Mar 23, 2007 1:40 PM EDT reply actions
Now, I know the site is generally reserved for football, but I am curious if you heard about the shenanigans from the USC baseball team. As a Gamecock fan, I am torn. Do I rout for USC to win, cause I want them to win at everything, or do I frown on our ability to make an impact on such a dubious award. I think I am going to go with the later. But, the revalations from the baseball team are worth the consideration. Let me know if you want me to, and I’ll post a link.
by ctgarric on Mar 23, 2007 2:37 PM EDT reply actions
Now, I know the site is generally reserved for football, but I am curious if you heard about the shenanigans from the USC baseball team. As a Gamecock fan, I am torn. Do I root for USC to win, cause I want them to win at everything, or do I frown on our ability to make an impact on such a dubious award. I think I am going to go with the later. But, the revalations from the baseball team are worth the consideration. Let me know if you want me to, and I’ll post a link.
by ctgarric on Mar 23, 2007 2:37 PM EDT reply actions
Keller locked onto the parking spot way too early. The other driver was sitting back in zone coverage and just read his eyes.
by Nemesis on Mar 23, 2007 2:38 PM EDT reply actions
First Stephen “Achilles” Garcia at South Carolina keys a visiting professor’s car for stealing his plum parking space, and now Sam Keller goes Dan Hawkins crazy on someone for taking another sweet spot. I miss the good old days when BMOC quarterbacks like Chris Rix could simply commandeer handicap parking passes, and thus avoid the ignominy of the Fulmer Cup.
by Husker Don't on Mar 23, 2007 4:36 PM EDT reply actions
Coulda been worse… he could have been, oh, I dunno Chris Rix using an handicapped pass so as not to Cade McNown have to mingle with the proles.
And who the hell calls the cops because someone through a cup at a car? Could it have been one of the dirty earth mother unshaven hippie broads that seem to grow, like mushrooms, in the fertile soil of Lincoln? Why isn’t her name public, but his is?
At least he didn’t throw an interception.
by Albino Tornado on Mar 23, 2007 4:41 PM EDT reply actions
Double points if it was, as I suspect, a chew spitter.
Triple points if it went down like the Russel Crowe episode of South Park “OOHHHH MY GAWWDDD IT’S Sam Keller!! Shut up, you testicle!”
by Jarvis12 on Mar 24, 2007 1:37 AM EDT reply actions
A Fulmer cup point for NU! Nice…this instills yet more faith that the Huskers are indeed on their way back to championship form. After all, if the Fulmer cup had been around in the 90’s, it’d be called the LP cup.
Tornado, I heard that the victim’s name was Kathy Redmond…
by DT on Mar 25, 2007 2:43 AM EDT reply actions
Yeah, the victim was proably Kathy Redmond. I heard that she was passed around the the football team in the 90s by her choice and she liked it. She only said se got raped once her daddy overheard some coaches talking about his daughter being a slut.
by Huskers_fan99 on Sep 18, 2007 1:18 AM EDT reply actions
Huskers_fan99, you heard wrong. Get the facts before you talk.
by Kathy Redmond on Sep 20, 2007 5:02 PM EDT reply actions
Husker s_fan99
It’s people like you that make Nebraska fans look and sound like ignorant, uneducated jerks. Thank God the majority of the great people of Nebraska have more sense than you. Shame on you.
Why don’t you get the facts before you shoot off your mouth regarding this issue that you know nothing about. I hope the females in your life don’t ever have to experience the hell that Ms. Redmond went through
and we more intelligent educated people know the facts. Subtract 98 from your ID and you get your IQ.
by Wendy Rasmussen on Sep 20, 2007 6:45 PM EDT reply actions
HUSKER FAN 99, CARE TO PUT YOUR REAL NAME AND ADDRESS SO YOU CAN BE SERVED FOR DEFAMATION AND SO I CAN KICK YOUR CHICKENSHIT ASS. YOU ARE A LOW-LIFE HUSKER F*CK.
by scott on Sep 20, 2007 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
Scott:
Luv the subtlety. I don’t know if that husker99 fan is
smart enough to understand it. Maybe he can get someone to explain it to him.
by Wendy R at LSU on Sep 21, 2007 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
Huskers_fan99, you must be new here. You have 99 in your name – like you were even around during those years. Unless you personally know her or the situation, you shouldnt say stuff and make us huskers look bad. Now if you do….
by Jamie McSorley on Oct 5, 2007 3:49 PM EDT reply actions

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