FULMER CUP: SAM KELLER, NOT AN ILLUSION, DISTURBIN’ THE PEACE
This whole story is made much funnier if you press play on the clip and then proceed:
Sam Keller wants you to move, bitch: the Huskers’ ballyhooed transfer from Arizona State earns one, that’s one Fulmer Cup point AH AH AH! for throwing a cup and cursing at a woman who took a parking spot Keller had his eye on in a campus parking garage.
The woman told campus police Keller got out of his car, yelled and threw a plastic cup at her car, said University Police Capt. Carl Oestmann.
A disturbing the peace charge counts, but just barely. Good to see Keller’s warming up for spring, but whatever happened to deference for the fine student-athletes who sacrifice so much for their universities? The last thing an athlete should be forced to do is walk a hundred extra feet.
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Huskers_fan99, you must be new here. You have 99 in your name - like you were even around during those years. Unless you personally know her or the situation, you shouldnt say stuff and make us huskers look bad. Now if you do….
Comment by Jamie McSorley — October 5, 2007 @ 2:49 pm
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Scott:
Luv the subtlety. I don’t know if that husker99 fan is
smart enough to understand it. Maybe he can get someone to explain it to him.
Comment by Wendy R at LSU — September 21, 2007 @ 10:49 am
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HUSKER FAN 99, CARE TO PUT YOUR REAL NAME AND ADDRESS SO YOU CAN BE SERVED FOR DEFAMATION AND SO I CAN KICK YOUR CHICKENSHIT ASS. YOU ARE A LOW-LIFE HUSKER F*CK.
Comment by scott — September 20, 2007 @ 8:47 pm
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Husker s_fan99
It’s people like you that make Nebraska fans look and sound like ignorant, uneducated jerks. Thank God the majority of the great people of Nebraska have more sense than you. Shame on you.
Why don’t you get the facts before you shoot off your mouth regarding this issue that you know nothing about. I hope the females in your life don’t ever have to experience the hell that Ms. Redmond went through
and we more intelligent educated people know the facts. Subtract 98 from your ID and you get your IQ.
Comment by Wendy Rasmussen — September 20, 2007 @ 5:45 pm
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Huskers_fan99, you heard wrong. Get the facts before you talk.
Comment by Kathy Redmond — September 20, 2007 @ 4:02 pm
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Yeah, the victim was proably Kathy Redmond. I heard that she was passed around the the football team in the 90s by her choice and she liked it. She only said se got raped once her daddy overheard some coaches talking about his daughter being a slut.
Comment by Huskers_fan99 — September 18, 2007 @ 12:18 am
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A Fulmer cup point for NU! Nice…this instills yet more faith that the Huskers are indeed on their way back to championship form. After all, if the Fulmer cup had been around in the 90’s, it’d be called the LP cup.
Tornado, I heard that the victim’s name was Kathy Redmond…
Comment by DT — March 25, 2007 @ 1:43 am
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Double points if it was, as I suspect, a chew spitter.
Triple points if it went down like the Russel Crowe episode of South Park “OOHHHH MY GAWWDDD IT’S Sam Keller!! Shut up, you testicle!”
Comment by Jarvis12 — March 24, 2007 @ 12:37 am
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#9:
WINNER!
Comment by Rob — March 23, 2007 @ 4:07 pm
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Coulda been worse… he could have been, oh, I dunno *Chris Rix* using an handicapped pass so as not to *Cade McNown* have to mingle with the proles.
And who the hell calls the cops because someone through a cup at a car? Could it have been one of the dirty earth mother unshaven hippie broads that seem to grow, like mushrooms, in the fertile soil of Lincoln? Why isn’t her name public, but his is?
At least he didn’t throw an interception.
Comment by Albino Tornado — March 23, 2007 @ 3:41 pm