FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: ARNOLD GOES TO RIO
We cheat somewhat by mixing a video of abundant, Univision-approved Brazilian cheesecake with humor for our Friday cheesecake this week. It has more jiggle than you’ll likely need for the cheesecake fix, including a majestic cheek-shaking slomo bit with a club dancer. However it also contains the following, cerebrum-knotting elements:
1. The current governor of California making hand-goggles over his eyes at a dancer’s ass.
2. The current governor of California shoving a carrot stick fellatiously in and out of a woman’s mouth.
3. The current governor of California dancing the samba with a rhythm only describable as “Teutonic.”
4. The current governor of California dancing in Carnival garb and molesting helpless dancing girls.
5. The current governor of California saying this:
You know something, after watching the mulattos shake it, I can totally understand why Brazilians are absolutely devoted to their favorite body part: the ass…
and…
Bunda. I like the bunda.
Watch. Learn. Stand in awe. Arnold Schwarzenegger in Rio, 1983:
The bunda. I like the bunda.
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Rob says:
Your clothes, give them to me.
March 23rd, 2007 at 4:57 pm
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Whohah says:
That’s my former boss, y’all. Rock n’ roll.
March 23rd, 2007 at 5:07 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
He likes the bunda.
March 23rd, 2007 at 5:09 pm
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RaginCajunRebel says:
Watching him grope the mulatto dancers as they tried to avoid his quick hands and excited pelvic thrusts, I realized that 1983 Ahnald was about as socially numb as my little retarded cousin.
Luckily for the Governator, he made millions in film, so that his social retardation is over looked by women willing to play with his carrot. My little cousin, however, has no shot at fame (or women) whatsoever.
March 23rd, 2007 at 5:17 pm
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odell51 says:
It’s a ferret.
March 23rd, 2007 at 5:17 pm
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RedDevilEA says:
Apparently Charlie the Hut sent a spy to check out that SEC speed….
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/1946
March 23rd, 2007 at 5:40 pm
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Brian says:
What IS THIS? Where did this air?
March 23rd, 2007 at 6:30 pm
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Dinknflicka says:
Maybe, RCR, you could write the governor and ask him to give your little cousin a ride in his kick-ass dune buggy. As long as he promises not to make him eat carrots.
March 23rd, 2007 at 7:30 pm
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VandyJ says:
Yup…I never want to hear another word about Alabama politics again. Living in the Golden State, it pleases me to no end to tell people “You voted in an Austrian robot from the future.”
March 23rd, 2007 at 9:21 pm
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Meg says:
amazingly enough, I never thought of learning a new language starting with “biting” and “licking”. well, other than body language.
March 23rd, 2007 at 9:22 pm
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DC Trojan says:
I feel unclean after watching that. I mean, I like the bunda, and I was too busy being creeped out to appreciate.
March 23rd, 2007 at 9:50 pm
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irishoutsider says:
COME ON!
March 23rd, 2007 at 10:19 pm
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tOSU_radar says:
Land of gorgeous mountains, indeed.
March 23rd, 2007 at 11:59 pm
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Stephen says:
Jokes on them… wait’ll they see what a steady diet of roids does to the manparts…
Is that an urban legend? Don’t know. Stay off toad.
March 24th, 2007 at 12:40 am
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BamaCPA says:
Can you find the bunda at The Clermont ?
March 24th, 2007 at 9:47 am
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Y2K says:
So uncomfortable. It’s like watching an episode of Curb.
March 24th, 2007 at 10:17 am
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asuboyd says:
hahah this is ridiculous. what a lecherous fuck
March 24th, 2007 at 8:28 pm
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maskedavenger says:
How that was not a Gray Davis campaign commercial (or the only Gray Davis campaign commercial) I’ll never know.
March 24th, 2007 at 9:14 pm
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MrG says:
That was a poor showing of Carnaval in Brazil…trust me on that. I wonder how many Caiperinhas Ahrnold had before they got him on the floor and why this film never made it into the Governator’s race advertisements in Cali?
Ahh, I miss Brazil, especially the women.
March 24th, 2007 at 9:56 pm
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chris says:
Showing that film as a Grey Davis ad would not have helped him one bit, Grey was DOA. I too like the bunda!!!
March 26th, 2007 at 1:17 pm