FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: ARNOLD GOES TO RIO
by Orson on Mar 23, 2007 5:43 PM EDT
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PrintWe cheat somewhat by mixing a video of abundant, Univision-approved Brazilian cheesecake with humor for our Friday cheesecake this week. It has more jiggle than you'll likely need for the cheesecake fix, including a majestic cheek-shaking slomo bit with a club dancer. However it also contains the following, cerebrum-knotting elements:
1. The current governor of California making hand-goggles over his eyes at a dancer's ass.
2. The current governor of California shoving a carrot stick fellatiously in and out of a woman's mouth.
3. The current governor of California dancing the samba with a rhythm only describable as "Teutonic."
4. The current governor of California dancing in Carnival garb and molesting helpless dancing girls.
5. The current governor of California saying this:
You know something, after watching the mulattos shake it, I can totally understand why Brazilians are absolutely devoted to their favorite body part: the ass...
and...
Bunda. I like the bunda.
Watch. Learn. Stand in awe. Arnold Schwarzenegger in Rio, 1983:
The bunda. I like the bunda.
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Watching him grope the mulatto dancers as they tried to avoid his quick hands and excited pelvic thrusts, I realized that 1983 Ahnald was about as socially numb as my little retarded cousin.
Luckily for the Governator, he made millions in film, so that his social retardation is over looked by women willing to play with his carrot. My little cousin, however, has no shot at fame (or women) whatsoever.
by RaginCajunRebel on Mar 23, 2007 6:17 PM EDT reply actions
Apparently Charlie the Hut sent a spy to check out that SEC speed….
by RedDevilEA on Mar 23, 2007 6:40 PM EDT reply actions
Maybe, RCR, you could write the governor and ask him to give your little cousin a ride in his kick-ass dune buggy. As long as he promises not to make him eat carrots.
by Dinknflicka on Mar 23, 2007 8:30 PM EDT reply actions
Yup…I never want to hear another word about Alabama politics again. Living in the Golden State, it pleases me to no end to tell people “You voted in an Austrian robot from the future.”
by VandyJ on Mar 23, 2007 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
amazingly enough, I never thought of learning a new language starting with “biting” and “licking”. well, other than body language.
by Meg on Mar 23, 2007 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
I feel unclean after watching that. I mean, I like the bunda, and I was too busy being creeped out to appreciate.
by DC Trojan on Mar 23, 2007 10:50 PM EDT reply actions
Jokes on them… wait’ll they see what a steady diet of roids does to the manparts…
Is that an urban legend? Don’t know. Stay off toad.
by Stephen on Mar 24, 2007 1:40 AM EDT reply actions
So uncomfortable. It’s like watching an episode of Curb.
by Y2K on Mar 24, 2007 11:17 AM EDT reply actions
hahah this is ridiculous. what a lecherous fuck
by asuboyd on Mar 24, 2007 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
How that was not a Gray Davis campaign commercial (or the only Gray Davis campaign commercial) I’ll never know.
by maskedavenger on Mar 24, 2007 10:14 PM EDT reply actions
That was a poor showing of Carnaval in Brazil…trust me on that. I wonder how many Caiperinhas Ahrnold had before they got him on the floor and why this film never made it into the Governator’s race advertisements in Cali?
Ahh, I miss Brazil, especially the women.
by MrG on Mar 24, 2007 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
Showing that film as a Grey Davis ad would not have helped him one bit, Grey was DOA. I too like the bunda!!!
by chris on Mar 26, 2007 2:17 PM EDT reply actions
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