SPRING PRACTICE PIC: HAIR STYLE OF THE YEAR SO FAR

by Orson on Mar 22, 2007 2:09 PM EDT

USC's got issues: developing John David Booty, warming up the receiver factory now that Dwayne Jarrett's gone to the NFL, and keeping up the fine tradition of guys in the secondary with outstanding hair (Troy Polamalu's outstanding warrior-mane.)

#36 Josh Pinkard has certainly answered the call on the third count. The equipment staff needs to find him a newer, bigger helmet like, nowish.

A little Gold Bond powder might be in order, too.

Pinkard: It just won't stop itching, man--see!
Friend: I told you. This is what happens when you party with Leinart.

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speaking of funny hair….what happened to my wednesday musatche mf’ers???

by big D tide on Mar 22, 2007 2:26 PM EDT reply actions

Sadly misplaced. Will be back in force next week.

by Orson Swindle on Mar 22, 2007 2:32 PM EDT reply actions

Football helmets need to be made with openings for bad ass hair styles — if you want to put your ponytail or locks out the back through a hole, do it.

Custom models with holes in the top for Afros and mohawks — that thing Pinkard’s growing looks like it could absorb a hit or two come September.

by Signal to Noise on Mar 22, 2007 2:43 PM EDT reply actions

Friend = Kevin Ellison, safety. He graduated a semester early from HS to come to SC, and w/o that football, it’d look like he’s itchy too.

by Trojan Chica on Mar 22, 2007 3:02 PM EDT reply actions

I don’t know, given the bulge down around his left knee, it looks like his hand needs to go a lot further down his pants to scratch what needs scratching. Looks like he might be able to have a lucrative side career in porn…

by baconboy on Mar 22, 2007 3:31 PM EDT reply actions

You can’t teach that kind of speed to the ball(s) – you either have it, or you don’t.

by DC Trojan on Mar 22, 2007 3:57 PM EDT reply actions

How is this picture not a caption photo contest?

by Odell 51 on Mar 22, 2007 4:45 PM EDT reply actions

How bout this: CAPTION CONTEST STARTS NOW!

by Orson Swindle on Mar 22, 2007 4:49 PM EDT reply actions

This is my rifle and this is my gun. This is for fighting and this is for fun."

by Geaux Irish on Mar 22, 2007 7:18 PM EDT reply actions

Al Bundy: Brooklyn Style

by PSUrob on Mar 22, 2007 8:18 PM EDT reply actions

Baconboy
You’re looking way too close at that picture! Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

by NoVaDamer on Mar 22, 2007 8:57 PM EDT reply actions

Caption: “Look here bitch, I got a copy of the Wonderlic – It says, ‘If you take a yard stick, and fold it in half, how long would it be?’, well I ain;t about to fold my shit in half for nobody to find out.”

by Out of Conference on Mar 22, 2007 10:12 PM EDT reply actions

Caption: “When she saw what’s in my pants, her hair stood on end too”

“Leinhart asked if he could borrow it for the weekend”

“I only wish I had Urban Meyer’s balls to go with it” (or is that what Lloyd Carr would say?)

by baconboy on Mar 22, 2007 11:14 PM EDT reply actions

Man, you thought people were impressed when Mays was batting down Brady Quinn’s passes with his hands? Wait til they see what I’ve been practicing since January with Pinkard Jr!

by DC Trojan on Mar 23, 2007 1:38 AM EDT reply actions

“Rodney Allan Rippey wants his hair back.”

(If you know who Rodney Allan Rippey is, you are old as dirt, perhaps my age.)

by Harvey Wireman on Mar 23, 2007 8:24 AM EDT reply actions

I tell a bitch like this “Bitch, you can’t handle this” and rubber pelets jump out of the field truff due to size, weight, and gurth of what just hit the floor.

by Odell 51 on Mar 23, 2007 9:51 AM EDT reply actions

Bro in law works for Riddell. Illinois’ crappy soph qb Juice Williams, little guy, wears the biggest bucket Riddell makes. Little dude, cow head, looks like the Predator.

by drogue on Mar 23, 2007 10:36 AM EDT reply actions