Everyday Should Be Saturday

March 20, 2007

EDSBS RADIO STUDY GUIDE: ARE YOU A FIRST ROUND BUST?

Short attention span theatre, the radio version, returns tonight with EDSBS Live!, the show so exciting it requires unnecessary! punctuation! just to capture its excitement! Our guest tonight will be Michael David Smith of Football Outsiders, who will discuss the upcoming NFL Draft. We’re talking about the draft because no one, repeat, no one is more knowledgeable than you when it comes to draft predictions, and NFL executives can listen to tonight’s broadcast and save millions of misspent signing bonuses actually listening to people who watched these people play for four years.

What: EDSBS Radio

When: 8:00 p.m.–9:00 p.m. EST

Where: On the EDSBS channel at Now Live.

How: To call in? (310) 984-7600. You may also register at Now Live and participate in the live chat, where we’ll be taking comments and working them into the broadcast. Even if they make fun of our heavy breathing into the mike and audible belching.

Why: To put your “Adrian Peterson is the next Curtis Enis” boast on the record for posterity, sucka.

Who: Peter Bean of Burnt Orange Nation and Orson from this website, along with special guest Michael David Smith of Football Outsiders.

To prepare ahead of time, your study list appears below. The four questions for this week:

1. Who’s your favorite, non-obvious pick in the draft this year who you actually watched play?

2. Who’s your RADIOACTIVE BIOHAZARD DO NOT TOUCH AAAIIIIGGGHHH pick to avoid in this draft? We troy smith have no troy smith definite opinions on this. troy smith

3. Who’s your favorite college stud who failed to find success in the pros? Again, we have no leanings here.


Cough cough WUERFFEL cough cough

4. In the big draft board of life, where were you? Are you a first round bust right now? An unsigned camp invitee turned all-pro? An Arena League legend doing well in your niche? We want to know.

Orson’s totally sure he knows what he is, but you’ll have to listen tonight to find out.



Filed under: Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, edsbs socializin', heisemens, sports supplements, your prized overrated quarterback  by Orson Swindle

REAL LIFE BEARING DOWN LIKE MACK TRUCK

Real life whipping our ass–your EDSBS Radio cheat sheet will follow shortly.

In the meantime, the Dropkick Murphys do “For Boston,” the Boston College fight song. (Courtesy: Bill.) For our money, it’s the second best use of bagpipes in a song evah–the first evah following the Murphys after the jump.

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Filed under: Atlantic Coast Conference, College football, alas  by Orson Swindle

GATORS TURN WHITE HOUSE INTO SWAMP

Ah, so many jokes here, so little attention span: the University of Florida Gators took their obligatory national championship visit to the White House yesterday, with President Bush applauding their determination and “playing together for the common good.” Bush got a football, and a jersey with 43 on it, which is both his number in the presidential sequence and his approval rating if you add 13 points to it, according to the latest Newsweek polls.


Meyer presents Bush with a jersey. Dot. Dot. Dot.

That all happened, which you may read about in this article. You can watch the video here, too, but it will not show the following behind the scenes drama:

–Chris Hetland, troubled Gator kicker, was told he was doing “a heckuva job” by Bush, who then turned to Meyer and urged his immediate dismissal.

–Percy Harvin was declared a weapon of mass destruction by the office of the Vice President. Fortunately, he was allowed to sprint comfortably to Syria before authorities caught up with him.

–Meyer’s petition to have Quentin Groves declared “an enemy combatant” was declined by Bush. “Well, we thought he was terrifying enough,” said Meyer afterwards to bystanders.

–Backup tight end Trent Pupello was, however, waterboarded for stepping on the White House grass and “looking suspicious.” Pupello apologized, and was then given “a free vacation to Yemen” for all his courtesies. Meyer said he has not heard from him since.

–Bush also was overheard asking Chris Leak if he’d be interested in “an entry level job in our legal department, which may be open as soon as next week. Loads ‘o fun.”

–Finally, Cam Brewer, United States Marine and Florida walk-on wide receiver, was asked to accompany the President on his morning mountain bike ride. He was given no helmet, however, and had to fashion one from a bowl swiped from the White House cafeteria and a spare pair of shoelaces.



Filed under: Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, Southeastern Conference, bamf!, media whoring  by Orson Swindle

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