SMQ: AUBURN SPRING GAME COVERAGE=WOOOO COX.

He was never the same after LSU. That and Borges has basically admitted that without a recieving corps, Tub was going to take advantage of his new clock rule and strangle the life from games. The result? A season not unlike a $7 whore… wasn’t pretty but it damn sure worked…

no QB in the nation took more punishment than Cox did in ‘06 and he kept getting up off the turf to post an 11 win season. Besides, Cox didn’t need a TD to beat ’dem Gators

Cox’s knee was FUCKED most of the season… see 2005 where, while not a scrambler, he could move in the pocket to buy an extra second or two. In 06 it was like he WANTED to get sacked. He just didn’t move his lower body after his drop. Hopefully he’s had time to heal and he can live up to his potential now… he can be the best in the SEC, or one of the worst.

Yeah, Cox could be the best, the worst, or something in between. Of this, I’m absolutely certain.

Write that down.

Is that what they mean by “Murphy’s Law”? Seems applicable.

Wouldn’t “WOOOO COX” be more appropriate for the Spring game in Columbia?

Speaking of COX and Columbia, is there any truth to the rumor that South Carolina is talking about scheduling Troy? Please say yes.

bradon’s leg by the end of the season

http://aycu13.webshots.com/image/9052/2000608338310105359_rs.jpg

God, Corso is a doche

Down’ here in ‘bama on the Roundtable they are saying that the spring game looked good for the Aubies. O-Line looked okay, but it was against a neutered defense that could not blitz/stunt/kill Cox etc. Running back position is LOADED at Auburn- 4 deep. They said Cox was throwing harder and was more mobile than he’s been in two years. It remains to be seen though whether that new o-line will keep him from getting beat up like pound-me-in-the-ass-federal-prison.

Oh yeah, Auburn…..32,000 at your spring game??? We’re sellin’ out B-Denny for ours now that Saban’s here. SABAN THE BEST FOR LAST!!!!! ROLL TIDE!!!

FUCK auburn

FUCK King Harvest

i didn’t catch the a-day game, I was too busy fucking my cousin in opelika

war eagle

If you look very carefully, the first person to walk toward the camera (before the cop) may very well be James Brown. If not, I am sure it is some other free-baseing, rotting soul just showing their love for the war eagles.

Yeah, Auburn didn’t score any offensive TDs, but here is what it did do -
Auburn passed for more yards than Florida.
Had more 3rd down conversion to go with one 4th down conversion.
Did convert 4 FGs in the entire game.
Auburn hold on to the ball for 13 more minutes than Florida did.
So even though Auburn didn’t have any offensive TDs to show, its offense was a lot more efficient than many of the people are giving credit for.

AUgrad: All I heard was “…blah blah blah I’m a dirty whore…”

Roll Tide

Hook’em Tide:
So you hear voices in your head! I guess nothing new for a ’Bama fan.

249 days until the Iron Bowl! Feel it!

Rusty Nail’s from Troy Smith’s skull, huh? I bet those taste niiiiice.

Crap.

I can feel all the love between the Tigers and the Crimson Tide fans over here on a Florida site.

It doesn’t matter. Hate is hate, regardless of whether or not it’s the proper venue. I hate Alabama and everything they stand for: Living in the past, win at all costs, treat Auburn fans like they’re second class because of the team they root for, even in real life, non-football situations. Their beloved Bryant calls us “cow college,” and refuses to play at our home stadium for years, and they call us classless. He says “If a laundromat in Tuscaloosa gives us a national title, we’ll take it” and they make fun of us for claiming 2004 as a national championship. Fuck Bama.

HEY ORSON

2 words:

FUCK FLORIDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAMA is a program that has seen its day and the world knows it!!!

I will take any bets any time any place on “the game”(if you think that is arrogant….well suck it!!!!

Anxously waiting to see how satan’s recent purchase of your collective souls works out!

o’yea fuck; Bama,Matt, and King harvest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah when they’re 2-3 coming out of Jacksonville in September they’ll shut up cause they know we’re working on getting the second fist knuckle deep in Bear’s “Mama.”

No one can steer them right but Mama tried…

Thanks for the memories.

Last 34 minutes of the AU-UF game – UF had 90 yards of total offense.

Note to tOSU: to make Urban Decay, don’t play pussy-soft-zone. Grab a LB and smack the QB upside the head.

Wonderlic8 OUT!!!

I have 2 kids that have never seen AU lose to Bama in football. I have 1 kid that has never seen AU lose to Bama in football, or basketball.

I have no kids that have ever seen AU beat Bama in women’s gymnastics. Crimson Tide, indeed.

Hey Hey Hey,

Can I drop some fuck you’s anonymously on the Internet? Geez guys

http://www.kickthestuffin.com/

yeah….hang yourselves.

Bellefay……..I guess you probably didn’t know it………..but that was GAY!

O’yea Jesus says he can’t stand ya’ll either!!!!!

WDE

Isn’t Auburn in Georgia?

Oh yeah..the James Brown look a like is Brother Chette Williams assistant….if you just send a small monetary gift, he will send you a “prayer cord” that will cure leprosy.

Amazing how in the “Information Age” people can still have such selective memories. Auburn out-gained Florida in that game 315-279, just couldn’t punch it in. Regardless, Corso still sucks.

No way was that really Brother Chette.
No wonder the players love him, he’s the king of soul, not just the music, but literally, he is the king of your soul.

And he is only on Lowder’s payroll for 395,000 a year.

Praise the lord.

March 17th is in Spring as well.

Sorry NewAZTiger, the first day of spring this year is March 21, so March 17th is still winter.

where exactly is auburn anyway? maybe it is in georgia.

Maybe Zach if you had gone to school and studied some geography, you would know where Auburn is.

You’re complaining about the blocked punt that Pontiac kept replaying? Really? Florida won the national championship…there is nothing to complain about.

Of course, they wouldn’t have won without that freak of nature Jarvis Moss blocking field goals, which I had to watch over and over on the Pontiac commercials. So you can save your crying for Nov. 10 at Williams Brice.

i was making a joke AUgrad. dont get your panties all in a wad. i do know where auburn is. i just wish it was in georgia. or better yet somewhere in iraq.

augrad is a poor dumb fuck

Matt……go back over too finebaum and drink your own “cool-aid” your just jealous no one else cares about your program……

Corso thinks your “HOT”

Thanks Matt! You got my description right! Maybe it would have been difficult for you if it had 2 or more syllabled words in it.

re: 41
I have never heard of “cool-aid”. Kool-Aid, although, is nationwide brand. “Cool-aid” must be the mixture of horse semen and roofies they had out @ AU Ag dept. parties…

perhaps if you were more culturally ALERT you would know what it meant……I am sorry I cannot explain it too you…..maybe there is someone educated nearby that could help you……sorry!

hey man, that stuff is rich in vitamins and antioxidants… and it’ll get you laid!

yep, 1,949 days, 16 hours, 22 minutes and 32 seconds since alabama last beat auburn.

no data available for the last time alabama beat auburn in tuscaloosa.

Duh Duh D, that is so, so true. Great for the skin, too.

Back to SMQ’s original story, everyone is heaping too much praise on Cox. In fact, anyone that takes anything of value from a Spring Game is a moron and should be forced to write for CNNSI.

word that……Cox Can and will probably be a Liablility thru the year……maybe we could borrow a page out of FL book, and back him up with a little Kodi Burns……

That’s actually true, the last time Alabama beat Auburn, we weren’t at war in Iraq. The last time Alabama beat Auburn, no one had heard of Paris Hilton or seen her naked. The last time Alabama beat Auburn, there was no Homeland security act. The last time Alabama beat Auburn, Maurice Clarett was a promising recruit. The Red Sox were still cursed. None of the Lord of the Rings movies had been released.

That’s been a while. Look forward to more of this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6As0aBaZ1A

Auburnfortworth, I am well aware of the Jim Jones implications of the beverage remark. I also am “culturally aware” enough to know the correct spelling of the product. Oh, and you still drink horse semen.

This is not a “Florida” site… it’s a College Football haven where fans of all stripes, Tide/Tigers, Buckeyes/Wolverines, Bruins/Trojans, Jackets/Dawgs (ok, that may be a stretch), can come together and Hate on each other in a spirit of violent repulsion and abject hopelessness for the future of the children of whomever your version of the devil may be.

It’s what makes America great… if you lived in the middle east, everyone would be Hatin’ on the same team… namely us

i dont care how many years auburn beat alabama. i’ll still be an alabama fan. ROLL TIDE. not that i wont be a pissed off bama fan though. but hey times they are a changing. we got us a new coach. and hope our new offense wont consist of running up the middle every down. we kept it close last year with that brilliant coaching. just think what we can do with a real offensive scheme.

Lose 2-3 games in September after playing Arkansas, Georgia, and MAYBE Florida State and follow that up with games against LSU, Tennessee, and Auburn so that makes what? 7-5? 6-6?

Was $4 Million a year worth that extra possible win?

And I’m glad you will continue to be a Bama fan. I have to respect the stalwart to the fairweather fan…

still taking shots at us. never goin to end is it? im not going to make any bets on the outcome of next season. but there definitley be big improvements. if we do lose 3 games in september it wont be because we give up in the 4th quarter.

Never ceases to amaze me.

still taking shots at us.

I guess it applies to both the sides, and I really don’t want it to stop.
Its fun and this is what makes college football more enjoyable. And everyone knows the cussing and whatnot is in good spirit.

If Auburn is such a great school, how come there isn’t a state named after it ?

re: 58 AUgrad, for once we agree on something…I fucking love college football and everything that goes with it…with that being said..you still drink horse semen.

Indeed all college fans will agree on this and I drink Horse semen after you shag the horse, CapstoneAlum!

The point is being missed somehow.

FUCK auburn!

Right you are BamaCPA… there was the University of Alabama long before there even was a state by the same name… it’s just that good… now that they have Saban/Sabear/Sabantooth/it’s 200Saban, the university will actually ascend into the heavens and reveal that the world was created by Bear Bryant and Saban is his only son/prophet. It’s been a long time coming, the signs are all there.

Brandon Cox, as a rising senior QB who has not yet lived up to they hype despite starting for at least 2 years, really has no chance of turning it around and having a break out senior year. Because that just plain never happens. Well, except for Chris Leak.

OK, so it never happens at Auburn. Well, except for Jason Campbell.

OK, so it never happens to a white quarterback at Auburn. Well, except Stan White.

I wonder if Saban likes being called the second coming? No this is a serious question. Mike Price and others sort of embrace being “the second best coach” but Saban sort of strikes me as the kind of guy who will be at Elmwood Cemetary with a car battery trying to resuscitate the corpse and challenge it to a fight for superiority. I’m not saying he’s disrespectful just saying I don’t think he’d want to be the second coming of anything.

Duh Duh D – did you copy your name from Carnell’s senior sociology exam answers ?

nope. it’s the size of your mom’s fun bags.

#35, the March 17th quip in #34 was my smart-ass reply to #30.

Tubs has found an NCAA loophole and we’re having winter and spring practices.

The Red Elephant Club has dispatched the black helicopters.

#59

If Auburn isn’t so great, why did Bama change their name after tying Auburn?

Don’t worry, Clemson got their name from Auburn as well.

1. I must be fucked up or something, but what? Please fill me in on what ever in the hell you are talking about…