SABAN'S OLD NEW BUMPER STICKER.
Greg Little points us to Nick Saban's car and its bumper sticker. It's in sore need of an update:

Photoshop is fun!
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Is that photoshop? The original post on Little Blog said it was an actual bumpersticker. If it was a real prank that is great.
by howard21 on Mar 16, 2007 12:18 PM EDT reply actions
I’m shocked they spelled it right! That is funny as hell.
by Mike P. on Mar 16, 2007 12:18 PM EDT reply actions
We don’t know if it’s real or not. Hard to believe anyone could get close to Saban’s car in Bama without being cut down by a sniper or devoured by guard-bears.
by Orson Swindle on Mar 16, 2007 12:19 PM EDT reply actions
hey, where’s my Friday Cheesecake? I would recommend that hot blonde from nip/tuck.
by Hookem' Tide on Mar 16, 2007 12:21 PM EDT reply actions
Where’s my friday cheesecake? How bout that Kelly Carlson?
by Hookem' Tide on Mar 16, 2007 12:23 PM EDT reply actions
Oh yeah, the most discreet hiring of all was Jim Nabors. He is posted on the roof overlooking the parking lot. Wearing the Marine uniform is in his contract.
by Mike P. on Mar 16, 2007 12:30 PM EDT reply actions
Too cheap to get the S600, Nick? Maybe you should try and ask for a raise on hardship grounds.
by DC Trojan on Mar 16, 2007 12:56 PM EDT reply actions
That has to be fake. Everyone knows that Saban doesn’t drive to work. In fact, at Bama, all coaches have a secret underground tunnel from their homes to the facilities, in order to avoid the crowds of drunk red neck women who would otherwise sexually assault them daily.
Saban likes the secret passage, because he really really really hates all people, and this makes it easier to avoid human contact.
by RaginCajunRebel on Mar 16, 2007 1:00 PM EDT reply actions
Or, if you must, call in the photo expert from the OJ trial. That might convince my learned colleague DCTrojan.
by Southern Papa on Mar 16, 2007 1:01 PM EDT reply actions
The story that is being passed around is that there was a baseball (HS) team from Louisiana in town and a parent of one of the players put it on there.
I think it’s ’shopped
by IJ on Mar 16, 2007 1:03 PM EDT reply actions
As one who uses photoshop daily – not only is the LSU shopped, so is the name on the sign in front of the car.
There are artifacts surrounding both – a rather poor job.
by Jon on Mar 16, 2007 1:08 PM EDT reply actions
DC,
Not everyone can drive Bentleys like the USC 3rd stringers.
by Mike P. on Mar 16, 2007 1:22 PM EDT reply actions
Not everyone can drive Bentleys like the USC 3rd stringers.
They’re only second-hand Continental Coupes though – you don’t get the new Arnage until you start for 2 years, then a driver for a national championship, and a concubine for winning the Heisman.
by DC Trojan on Mar 16, 2007 1:41 PM EDT reply actions
I think Jon’s right, if for no other reason than the head coach’s parking spot is at the far end of the building next to the stair that leads up to his office.
That’s probably Paul Jr’s car. Coaches get free cars in their contracts and they’re almost always American (Gottfried drives an Escalade, lawya).
by PeterPumpkinhead on Mar 16, 2007 1:44 PM EDT reply actions
Or, if you must, call in the photo expert from the OJ trial. That might convince my learned colleague DCTrojan.
If the picture has artefact, you must cut Saban some slack!
by DC Trojan on Mar 16, 2007 1:49 PM EDT reply actions
re #9, that’s actually not up-to-date information. While the tunnel was available for past coaches, and a temporarily solution for Sa6an when he first arrived, they have since built a river leading from his mansion to the athletic complex. That way, he can walk on water all the way to work, and can wave at his throngs of followers on the shore as he goes. They occassionally have problems with people coming up in small boats and canoes trying to touch his cloak to cure their alcohol/meth/tubacky addiction, but that’s where Jim Nabors comes in.
by HFS on Mar 16, 2007 2:15 PM EDT reply actions
I thought the tunnel was where Bear Bryant snuck Marilyn Monroe in during their affair? Well that’s what I heard.
by Mike P. on Mar 16, 2007 2:37 PM EDT reply actions
Shopped it is. But funny it is too.
Speaking like Yoda I am. Stop it I shall..
by Murphy on Mar 16, 2007 2:59 PM EDT reply actions
If still walking on water he is after that September schedule he plays, impressed I will be.
by Stephen on Mar 17, 2007 11:35 AM EDT reply actions
I would be rather upset that my car tag number is all over the internet now.
by Stu on Mar 18, 2007 1:25 AM EDT reply actions
It’s fake…who the hell would have a mercedes that nice and plaster a bumper sticker on it…except maybe a coonass from LSU.
by Mike on Mar 20, 2007 1:31 PM EDT reply actions
It’s real. My college roommate’s baseball team was playing in tuscaloosa… he called me as they were doing it. Saban blows.
by jmfp on Mar 27, 2007 5:58 PM EDT reply actions
It is real a parent of a baseball team from covington high school in covington louisiana put it on there and then had to take it off because the Alabama baseball coach knew who did it. they thought it was funny. he took the sticker off his car and put it on sabans
by jimmy on Apr 9, 2007 10:36 PM EDT reply actions
LSU is the best college ever they are awesome and my dad, Rick, took the sticke off of my brother’s car and stuck it on sabans and the reason my dad and my brother were there was because my brothers high school team was there because the had a tournment there so all of yall who think that it is shopped well it’s not so shutup
by Melanie on May 15, 2007 7:33 PM EDT reply actions

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