IRISH HEAVEN: HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY
Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all. If you should drink yourself dead this weekend, just remember to convert to Catholicism first. Their heaven kicks so much more ass than Protestant heaven.
Note the dude in the Notre Dame shirt in the front row in the clip.









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Flop says:
Is there no end to the harmful stereotyping of my people? (I refer to the ND shirt; the other stuff is just fine.)
March 16th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
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TideInTx says:
Drinking, check. Dancing, check. Fighting, check. Wait a minute, where is the smoking? All right people get ready, Catholic heaven take two.
March 17th, 2007 at 8:55 am
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J.J. says:
It’s been St Patrick’s Day for hours and I’m still not drunk yet.
March 17th, 2007 at 10:54 am
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Atlantadomer says:
On this holiest of all days, I’ve got the ND flag flying outside, green clothes on and a pint of Guinness in each fist – I also had my youngest son (4 months old) baptized today. I am LIVING in IRISH Heaven. Wait till around 7pm and I’ll start the Tivo of the 1993 Sugar Bowl – cheerios, eh Orson?
Go Irish
March 17th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
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Mr. Underhill says:
And that video, my friends, is why I love being a fish-eatin’, Pope obeyin’, urban dwellin’, Western Europe immigratin’ R.C.
“Sorry, Marge. They’re just not our sort.”
March 17th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
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acc_expat says:
I would say that my grandmother, grandfather and great-aunts are drinking, smoking, and playing cards and/or bingo in Heaven to honor the day, but I’m pretty sure that’s how they spend every day (inasmuch as human measurements of time mean anything) up there.
Oh well, time to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day the Catholic academic way…off to argue about natural law and free will with Calvinists on the internets. If I get drunk enough, I’ll go argue about saints with some flamers
/this day will not be complete until someone calls me a papist whore
March 17th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
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adam says:
man. i bet atheist heaven rocks. we’ll all just be fucking and shit.
March 17th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
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Holly says:
Oh, my…click through to the YouTube site and check out some of the comments there. It’s a goldmine.
“lol jokes shush u lot ive had enuff sectarianism hearin bout N.Ireland all da bloody time on radio”
“WHERE ARE THE FILIPINOS IN CATHOLIC HEAVEN?! lol…we got sent to hell….how sad…maybe the devil has lumpia for me lol.”
“I am glad I am Catholic. I want to do River Dance when I die!!!!”
March 18th, 2007 at 1:27 am
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Brian says:
To be fair, Im pretty sure the other guy was wearing a Red Sox shirt, or BC or some other Boston shirt. Its easier to see on TV.
March 18th, 2007 at 10:33 am
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jon says:
and let us all give a big huzzah to all my catholic lawyaz who grew up in the american south!!! that was fun, having my mom told many times over of how the catholics in the north kidnapped and brainwashed black kids to playon their football teams. Pshaw, as though we had the foresight to know that Tim Brown would turn out that good….. uh-oh.
March 18th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
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Dave says:
Oh no, ND and Red Sox fans go to heaven? Sounds more like the other place to me!
March 19th, 2007 at 10:12 am
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Sean says:
The best part of the episode is that we learn about the Simpson’s church sect:
Presbolutheranism!
March 20th, 2007 at 7:53 pm