We’d love to elaborate on this, but it’s already inspired miles of message board odes. It seems that the sport of beach volleyball satisfies needs for almost every pedigree of lust:

–lack of clothing
–”volleyball butts”
–legs
–giantess fetish
–those with flair for the exotic
–the wet look
–lesbian overtones
–meticulous femmescaping
–grunting
–screaming
–lots of stretching and pervy angles
–tans
–the possibility that, at any given second, they might start fighting.
–the possibility that, at any given second, they might start fucking.

That said, your Latin-themed EDSBS official Friday Univision Compatible Cheesecake is…

Sandra Pires, seen here with beach volleyball partner Jackie Silva.


Nice dig? We thought so.