FRIDAY CHEESECAKE

by Orson on Mar 16, 2007 3:26 PM EDT

We'd love to elaborate on this, but it's already inspired miles of message board odes. It seems that the sport of beach volleyball satisfies needs for almost every pedigree of lust:

--lack of clothing
--"volleyball butts"
--legs
--giantess fetish
--those with flair for the exotic
--the wet look
--lesbian overtones
--meticulous femmescaping
--grunting
--screaming
--lots of stretching and pervy angles
--tans
--the possibility that, at any given second, they might start fighting.
--the possibility that, at any given second, they might start fucking.

That said, your Latin-themed EDSBS official Friday Univision Compatible Cheesecake is...

Sandra Pires, seen here with beach volleyball partner Jackie Silva.

Nice dig? We thought so.

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mmm…“volleyball butts”

by Matt on Mar 16, 2007 4:06 PM EDT reply actions

Oooooooooh smack it, smack it again. Now rub it. Ooooooh yeah. It’s rolling baby!

by Mike P. on Mar 16, 2007 4:21 PM EDT reply actions

That’s exactly why I decided to watch more of the sport. I even posted about it with some other hotties Here

by DJR on Mar 16, 2007 5:06 PM EDT reply actions

Smack it up, flip it, rub it down … oh nooooooo!

by steve on Mar 16, 2007 5:53 PM EDT reply actions

Don’t like dudes in bikinis. Where Bianca at?

by SeaTrojan on Mar 16, 2007 6:05 PM EDT reply actions

Chicoteie-me, bata-me, faça-me exame do repouso!

by Southern Papa on Mar 16, 2007 6:47 PM EDT reply actions

I was an avid supporter of the Gator women’s v-ball team when I was in school.

Spandex? Check!

Kneepads? Check!

Amazons? Check!

I could only pray for death by snu-snu.

by southernmost on Mar 16, 2007 8:58 PM EDT reply actions

To quote Jason Whitlock on PTI…“All women’s sports would be improved if there was more grunting….”

by Roaminggator on Mar 17, 2007 1:17 AM EDT reply actions

Not beach volleyball, but I’m surprised nobody ever referenced this story about UF and the trade-off between volleyball and modeling

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/sioncampus/02/27/florida.klinkenborg/index.html

by Barefeetbob on Mar 17, 2007 12:39 PM EDT reply actions

I don’ t think it’s “meticulous” femme-scaping so much as a post-Tet Offensive defoliation program… only without the generations of toxicity and birth defects.

Which is why all all international conflicts should probably be solved through beach volleyball.

by DC Trojan on Mar 17, 2007 10:10 PM EDT reply actions

Ah, Brasilians. Ran into a couple in Dublin for St. Patrick’s Day. Hell, even their Oxford University Master’s Degree students are scorching. Anyone here up for an EDSBS factfinding mission to Brasil?

by Rusty on Mar 18, 2007 5:45 PM EDT reply actions

Grunting and female athletes. That is what makes watching, and listening, to Maria Sharapova play tennis so much fun.

by Anonymous IV on Mar 19, 2007 11:23 AM EDT reply actions

WOW now that’s what I like about you guys.
No stone left unturned.
I love the way you cover the whole sporting landscape.
These kind of stories need more publicity.
I could use more volleyball players in my life.

by CHARLIE MURPHEY on Mar 19, 2007 1:18 PM EDT reply actions