CALLING ALL WANNABE UNCOMPENSATED CORRESPONDENTS!!!

EDSBS is pounding the pavement, and not with our fists this time like we did that night after eight Rusty Nails at the Brewhouse. (When they tell you it’s going to be an emotional episode of E.R., believe them, people. Believe them.)

We’re looking for spring practice correspondents big and small. Sitting at Troy’s practice with your blackberry? Idly snapping photos at Wazzou? Skipping work/class to go watch the Wannstache shake the lead out? WE WANT YOUR CONTENT MMM YUMMY CONTENT.

The compensation with be fifteen minutes of the most minor fame imaginable and the satisfaction of knowing that you’re contributing to our nation’s greatest productivity-sapping addiction: college football.

Email if interested to harumphharumph–at–yahoo dot com. (Take that, spambots! WOOOSHAAAAHHH!)


Man the guns, people. Bring us spring practice reports. Save the cheerleader.