EDSBS LIVE, TONIGHT AT 8:00 PM EST. STUDY GUIDE FOLLOWS.
by Orson on Mar 13, 2007 3:10 PM EDT
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Every day, we look at ourselves in the mirror and say the same thing: every day we're getting better and better. And each time, we split our sides with laughter.
It's a great way to start the day AND it actually applies to EDSBS Radio, the only place discussing wall to wall college football each week during the offseason where you can call in, chat live with your esteemed hosts, and also use the words "fuckin' goatfucking cockmaster" without getting cens*red in reference to your least favorite coach.
What: EDSBS Radio
When: 8:00 p.m.--9:00 p.m. EST
Where: On the EDSBS channel at Now Live.
How: To call in? (310) 984-7600. You may also register at Now Live and participate in the live chat, where we'll be taking comments and working them into the broadcast.
Why: Because you, like us, need to confess to the fact that you're going to tailgate your spring practice game like the desperate, depraved person you truly are.
Who: Peter Bean of Burnt Orange Nation and Orson from this website, along with special guest Ted Miller from the Seattle Post-Intelligencer.
To prepare ahead of time, your study list appears below. The four questions for this week:
1. What don't you know about football? Confess your weaknesses, child.
2. What do you pretend to know more about than you actually do? We'll go ahead and say Gator football history, but that's actually a very slim volume to study up on in the first place.
3.3. What's something you could lecture on?(Any topic, really.) We can lecture with authority on several topics.
1. Seasons 1, 2, and 12 of The Real World..
2. The movie Bloodsport. (Featuring Oscar winner Forrest Whittaker.)
"Homoerotic masochism, as each film of the Van Damme oeuvre, is a powerfully rendered motif in Bloodsport." See?
3. International refugee policy.
4. Steve Spurrier.
4. 4. What's your Offseason Resolution? By August 2007, I will _____ Ours is to lose the beer weight we put on in 2006 in order to set up an acceptable baseline weight to then build during season 2007.
We'll hear you tonight.
P.S.: The chat function should be fixed for tonight's show.
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I’m going to likely still be in a meeting during showtime tonight. So what I’ll have to do is excuse myself for an important work related phone call during the meeting so that I can call in and freak you people out.
Can’t wait.
by RaginCajunRebel on Mar 13, 2007 3:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I, for one, would recommend that five minutes of every EDSBS Radio broadcast be dedicated to allowing RaginCajunRebel a space to free-style as he sees fit.
by Kahuna on Mar 13, 2007 3:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
May I be the first to suggest the Orgeron song as the EDSBS Theme Song?
“Yaw yaw yaw YAAAAW yaaaaw YAAAAW yaaaaw FOOTBAW”
by Mike @ Black Shoe Diaries on Mar 13, 2007 4:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Kahuna. Your words bring tears to my eyes. And when I taste them, they taste like smothered chicken gravey. And that makes me happy.
by RaginCajunRebel on Mar 13, 2007 4:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I dont mean to jump all over your chosen lecture topic but isnt that picture from Kickboxer, not Bloodsport?
by enrico palazzo on Mar 13, 2007 4:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
For those of us who can hardly wait, will we be talking about the same 4 teams this week…like we do every week.
by Matt on Mar 13, 2007 5:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No—the idea is to get Ted Miller, who actually knows about West Coast Football, to discuss West Coast Football.
We’re all learning tonight.
by Orson Swindle on Mar 13, 2007 5:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hell, no, Enrico. That’s the scene where Frank Dux achieves enlightenment in a split during a training/torture scene of dubious value with his sensei, Senzo Tanaka, played by Roy Chiao.
Van Damme does the splits seven times in the movie, one of the many things that makes the movie so Van Damme Good.
by Orson Swindle on Mar 13, 2007 5:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
West Coast football? I thought all they had was the West Coast offense…..
by Southern Papa on Mar 13, 2007 6:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Orson, I must concede to you your chosen topic and that truly is the one unifier amongst all great lecturers. I must have confused that training/torture scene of dubious value with the one where he must kick down palm trees with his shins. The similarities remind me of that Segal movie where he is a Chicago cop with amensia who takes the Jamaican drug lord to the bank, the blood bank.
by enrico palazzo on Mar 13, 2007 6:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, I think we all learned something tonight about saving money and promoting diversity the Ragin Cajun Rebel way – live porn with midget crackhead whores.
Anyone could find one midget crackhead whore, but finding two in South Central Lousiana – that takes some effort. Well played.
by DC Trojan on Mar 13, 2007 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m bitter that I missed tonight. Ted Miller is the best college football columnist at a major paper that I know of. I get more good writing about my hometown Sun Devils from him than I do from our local columnists. Will definitely have to catch the replay. I’ve had trouble downloading the episodes in mp3 format though, has anyone else been able to do so?
by Mark on Mar 14, 2007 12:41 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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