Comments on: CINCINNATI SUSPENDS FOOTBALL PLAYER IN “EIGHT-MAN-WEAVE” CASE.

By: Wazzu Coug

Wazzu Coug — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 18:11:28 +0000

Wait a second, [NAME REDACTED] not only coaches at Illinois but he now plays at Cincinnati!?!

AGH

By: Mr. Wrong

Mr. Wrong — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 18:06:29 +0000

I always thought the “Rodeo” was when you leaned over and called out the name of her best friend/sister/mother- and then tried to hang on for the full 8 seconds. (the mother part is only for very experienced riders)

By: Doug

Doug — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 00:31:38 +0000

Eh, my tastes run more toward the traditional — give me the classics, like the Donkey Punch or the Mushroom Tattoo.

By: Dave

Dave — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 00:06:26 +0000

More in the category of sexual gamesmanship than depraved acts, I nominate “The Rodeo”. Start with your standard rear entry position, but coitus must be sustained for 8 seconds after you yell “Rodeo!” and as many friends as will fit in your closet come spilling out to watch.

By: kbjarvis

kbjarvis — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 22:32:03 +0000

and in a follow-up…how about a nice canadian ox-cart?

By: kbjarvis

kbjarvis — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 22:23:50 +0000

urban dictionary is oh so handy

By: Newspaper Hack

Newspaper Hack — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 20:22:34 +0000

That “I saw” was supposed to have a strikethrough to, you know, bolster the funny. Damn HTML.

By: Newspaper Hack

Newspaper Hack — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 20:21:33 +0000

It frankly took me a couple seconds on “Serengeti Confetti.” Then I recalled a porn site I saw someone told me about.

By: jfinke

jfinke — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 18:02:21 +0000

EDSBS is the fifth search result when you look for Juicy Cowboy…

By: Mike P.

Mike P. — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 17:49:34 +0000

The “Back Alley” Sally?

My wife is a poor sheltered soul. I’ve had to explain what ZZ Top’s Pearl Necklace meant. Dirty Sanchez was another fun conversation when it came to the Screech sex tape.

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 17:34:02 +0000

Doug, you’re right, even the Wisconsin One-Way Window follows that trend. I won’t describe it fully, but it involves plastic wrap and defecation.

By: BamaTaxMan

BamaTaxMan — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 17:27:11 +0000

Memo to staff:

Do NOT Google any of the “techniques” mentioned herein.

Shouldn’t this whole series be NSFW?

By: Devin McCullen

Devin McCullen — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 16:52:19 +0000

Does anyone know whether the Starbury Quick-Step was named for Stephon, or vice versa? (And if so, how do you know?)

By: Doug

Doug — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 16:48:36 +0000

That’s almost scary — I just got done sending an e-mail to a friend of mine having to explain what the Cleveland Steamer, Cincinnati Bowtie, Detroit High-Five, and Toledo Blindfold are.

Just out of curiosity, why are these things always named after Great Lakes/upper Midwest region cities? You sure don’t ever hear about the “Memphis Cummerbund” or the “Tacoma Tango” or the “New Haven Triple-Reverse Anklegrabber” or anything like that.

By: RedDevilEA

RedDevilEA — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 16:41:25 +0000

Don’t forget the “Alligator Fuckhouse.”