FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: BIANCA RINALDI

by Orson on Mar 9, 2007 4:35 PM EST

This Friday's Latin-themed Cheesecake of the day comes via Kanu, who answered our call for an OMG Shirtless! cheesecake recruit from Brazil with speed, skill, and precision.

Bianca Rinaldi, a paulista from Sao Paulo . Foi um prazer te conhecer, bonito.

Bianca Rinaldi. Proof that living in Brazil might be worth the exaggerated risk of being shot.

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I’d move in with Lil Ze to get a shot at that.

by Chili on Mar 9, 2007 4:38 PM EST reply actions

She has nipples Greg, could you milk her?

by Brian on Mar 9, 2007 4:38 PM EST reply actions

THAT, is an unfair amount of beauty for one woman to possess.

by SeaTrojan on Mar 9, 2007 4:48 PM EST reply actions

Here kitty, kitty.

by beast in 'bama on Mar 9, 2007 4:52 PM EST reply actions

Damn…..just Damn!!

by Bamaleg on Mar 9, 2007 5:00 PM EST reply actions

Bianca…I love your personality and accent, but sorry baby- you’re just not hot enough to date Matt

by matt on Mar 9, 2007 5:21 PM EST reply actions

I’d let her swallow my kids

by Hook'em Tide on Mar 9, 2007 5:29 PM EST reply actions

Brian Cushing should take a gander at this

by Duh Duh D on Mar 9, 2007 5:31 PM EST reply actions

Let me be the first to say…nice pussy.

by Expat Ohioan on Mar 9, 2007 5:36 PM EST reply actions

Ahhhh….. nothing like Brazilian subtlety. Nicely played Expat Ohioan….

That is the very definition of badonkadunk.

by Maize n Brew Dave on Mar 9, 2007 5:43 PM EST reply actions

She’s another one that would likely still be attractive even if she were missing limbs. I’d prefer she didn’t have any missing, but she’d definately still be a 9 with like, one fake leg. That, my friend, is talent.

by RaginCajunRebel on Mar 9, 2007 5:48 PM EST reply actions

Tudo Bom!

A beautiful paulista bunda to be sure, but the original pic I recommended is even better:

http://www.contentxp.com/imagesnews/news106a.jpg

And I must say, setting aside real work for 10 minutes to fulfill a Friday Cheesecake request from Swindle by scanning the internet for hot Brasilian ass is an honor and a privilege.

Don’t know how to say it in Portugese, but Feliz fin de semana!

by Kanu on Mar 9, 2007 6:55 PM EST reply actions

Wait Chili, isn’t being able to pick up better tail than Lil’ Ze what got Knockout Ned in so much trouble in the first place (regardless, still totally worth it).

by jakldawg on Mar 9, 2007 6:55 PM EST reply actions

What a beautiful vision at the end of a long day! Kanu, you have outdone yourself.

by Southern Papa on Mar 9, 2007 7:04 PM EST reply actions

If that kitten isn’t dead already . . . uh . . . umm . . . he . . .ungghh . . .he is now. Ahhh. Now were’d I put that sweatsock?

by Harris on Mar 9, 2007 7:50 PM EST reply actions

Man, Tom Rinaldi is the luckiest ESPN reporter ever

by tbmd96 on Mar 9, 2007 9:02 PM EST reply actions

Now that’s an onion booty. I’m pretty sure that the gods of ass have placed her on this Earth for our viewing pleasure.

by DJR on Mar 9, 2007 9:15 PM EST reply actions

jakldawg, I’m just excited someone got my reference.

by Chili on Mar 9, 2007 9:24 PM EST reply actions

That’s a surprisingly hairy pussy for a Brazilian… to be holding, I mean.

by DC Trojan on Mar 9, 2007 10:21 PM EST reply actions

Hey, I’m just a nerd with IFC and an appreciation for ultraviolence (and truly top-shelf Grade AA ass).

by jakldawg on Mar 9, 2007 11:22 PM EST reply actions

oh my god, yes

by cordell on Mar 9, 2007 11:38 PM EST reply actions

I’d be happy to m’am. But, first, put down the cat.

by Sam Lasis on Mar 10, 2007 1:55 PM EST reply actions

I’d also like to give a cheescake hall of fame shout out to Salma, who is now pregnant, 40 and getting married… but still smokin’

by Stranko Montana on Mar 10, 2007 2:15 PM EST reply actions

I grew up in Brazil and went through puberty there…“Braizleiras tao boazinhas” is a saying that is all too true…moving to the US was anticlimatic in that the American women didn’t do what the girls down there would at the drop of a …well they did, the american girls took more work and effort. Ever see a Brazilian Swedish combination – my sister’s nanny made on handed polo a national sport all on her own.
Back in the 70’s being an American in Brazil was good! Now…well, I dunno, but I’d love to go back and report on it…how about EDSBS set up a fund for this disabled vet to get down there and report on the sports there and the cheesecake..I’ll gladly suffer coach for 11 hours for a two week research trip…

by MrG on Mar 10, 2007 3:56 PM EST reply actions

How long before Tom Brady knocks her up?

by Bob Gomez for Presidint on Mar 10, 2007 5:57 PM EST reply actions

MrG-

My cousin just spent 6 months travelling in S America and I can report 2nd hand that the chicas are still as you remember them. Oh, and he met a beautiful Paulista, they fell in love, and after coming back to the states for 3 weeks he has now moved to Sao Paolo to start a life together with her. So the dream that people always talk about is not an urban legend but perfectly attainable.

Now that I have a free place to stay, I am saving up 3 weeks of vaca and going myself. And I might not come back…

If that happens I will happily report on the futbol and the beautiful, bom bundas.

by Kanu on Mar 10, 2007 11:31 PM EST reply actions

Nice “tight end.” Certainly not a “wide receiver.”

by gwzimm on Mar 11, 2007 11:18 AM EDT reply actions

Interesting note, on a google search for “Bianca Rinaldi”, the top 3 hits were: 1.) her Wikipedia page; 2.) her official homepage; 3.) This page.

EDSBS + Google = scary powerful

by HFS on Mar 12, 2007 9:48 AM EDT reply actions

MrG and kanu,
I was born in Brazil, but did not grow up therre and hit puberty here in the US. Just got back from visiting Sao Paulo, Belo Horizonte and Rio last year and sometimes I wish my parents stayed there until I grew up. Just think, I could have be some great Brazilian Futbol star with a wife like Bianca!

by NC Hokie on Mar 12, 2007 10:55 AM EDT reply actions