BRIAN CUSHING, FUI.
Eagle-eyed Boi from Troy does what bloggers do best: notice something tiny, sit on it, and then wait until it becomes relevant to unleash it on the world. In this case, it’s another USC Facebook Flub involving one of the White Power crue, Brian Cushing.
Cushing’s crucial Facebook change, as made very late one night by…well, under Cushing’s account at least. This is precisely what we would have done to our roommates had we had Facebook at the time. (With pitiful dial-up connections, we were too busy downloading Stasi surveillance pictures of Katarina Witt nude.)
The profile (with screenshot here) reads:
Brian Cushing: USC ‘09
Sex: Male
Interested in: men.
This is all accompanied by Cushing’s picture, which is the Leprechaun from the Leprechaun Movies.
After reading this, we’re so glad we didn’t have to be nineteen in the public eye. That whole “bisexual republican freon addict professional rollerblader” phase was rough enough without an audience.
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Guilty of Facebooking Under the Influence? Or just sloppy with his passwords?









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boifromtroy says:
OMG you were a REPUBLICAN?!?
March 9th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
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SergeantHulka says:
Orson, there’s a heady, Whitman-esque scent in the breeze today. Could be a good time to pursue that exciting career in interior design with a degree from ITT Tech.
And I certainly hope you’ll remember cruel fate’s destruction of Paul Reubens if you got to see “300″ this weekend.
March 9th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
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spanker says:
in all fairness, the guy looks EXACTLY like the Leprechaun from the movie..Leprechaun
March 9th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
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Kanu says:
At the end of the day, who fucking cares if he is gay or not? I would be much more concerned with whether or not he was a good player and asset to the team or not. This notion that gay men by default want to hit on, have sex with, and convert all straight men into homosexuals is sheer ignorance.
Sorry, end rant.
The important question would be for you Orson: how is it that my shitty little blog has friday cheesecake and you don’t?
March 9th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
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Andy says:
Well technically it was gay cheesecake, in honor of cushings preferences.
March 9th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
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Kanu says:
Fair enough, Andy – good point.
March 9th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
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DC Trojan says:
how is it that my shitty little blog has friday cheesecake and you don’t?
Hey, if the protests here in DC were anything like that, I’d be part of rent-a-mob faster than you could say caipirinha and thongs…
March 9th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
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adam says:
probably fake, but i don’t feel that i can risk it. does anyone have a good deal on one way tickets from JAX to LA?
March 9th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
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RedDevilEA says:
No “More Cushing for the Pushing” jokes? Anyone? Geez…
[crickets]
March 9th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
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Kanu says:
DCT-
Exacto. I probably witness first hand 2-3 protests a week here, but nothing even within the same universe as that. If is were like that I might be lying down in the streets myself.
March 9th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
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Hook'em Tide says:
Not that I use the phrase, but someone could pose the question of whether he is (as one of my gay friends would say) a “six-pack queer”
March 9th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
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Dave says:
That opening sentence about noticing something tiny and sitting on it should have been my first clue.
March 9th, 2007 at 7:28 pm
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Learned Hand says:
Who the fuck cares if he’s gay? I think it’s pretty lame that y’all have a post dedicated just to this.
March 11th, 2007 at 3:57 am
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boifromtroy says:
Who said anyone was gay?
The post is about drunken facebooking/facebook pranks, which is relevant to the whole “White Nation” scandal at USC.
March 12th, 2007 at 7:28 pm
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natalie says:
brian cushing def isnt gay..he just doesnt look like the type.
March 20th, 2007 at 5:56 pm