BRIAN CUSHING, FUI.

by Orson on Mar 9, 2007 1:14 PM EST

Eagle-eyed Boi from Troy does what bloggers do best: notice something tiny, sit on it, and then wait until it becomes relevant to unleash it on the world. In this case, it's another USC Facebook Flub involving one of the White Power crue, Brian Cushing.

Cushing's crucial Facebook change, as made very late one night by...well, under Cushing's account at least. This is precisely what we would have done to our roommates had we had Facebook at the time. (With pitiful dial-up connections, we were too busy downloading Stasi surveillance pictures of Katarina Witt nude.)

The profile (with screenshot here) reads:

Brian Cushing: USC '09

Sex: Male

Interested in: men.

This is all accompanied by Cushing's picture, which is the Leprechaun from the Leprechaun Movies.

After reading this, we're so glad we didn't have to be nineteen in the public eye. That whole "bisexual republican freon addict professional rollerblader" phase was rough enough without an audience.

Guilty of Facebooking Under the Influence? Or just sloppy with his passwords?

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OMG you were a REPUBLICAN?!?

by boifromtroy on Mar 9, 2007 1:39 PM EST reply actions

Orson, there’s a heady, Whitman-esque scent in the breeze today. Could be a good time to pursue that exciting career in interior design with a degree from ITT Tech.

And I certainly hope you’ll remember cruel fate’s destruction of Paul Reubens if you got to see “300” this weekend.

by SergeantHulka on Mar 9, 2007 1:43 PM EST reply actions

in all fairness, the guy looks EXACTLY like the Leprechaun from the movie..Leprechaun

by spanker on Mar 9, 2007 1:47 PM EST reply actions

At the end of the day, who fucking cares if he is gay or not? I would be much more concerned with whether or not he was a good player and asset to the team or not. This notion that gay men by default want to hit on, have sex with, and convert all straight men into homosexuals is sheer ignorance.

Sorry, end rant.

The important question would be for you Orson: how is it that my shitty little blog has friday cheesecake and you don’t?

by Kanu on Mar 9, 2007 2:15 PM EST reply actions

Well technically it was gay cheesecake, in honor of cushings preferences.

by Andy on Mar 9, 2007 2:19 PM EST reply actions

Fair enough, Andy – good point.

by Kanu on Mar 9, 2007 2:21 PM EST reply actions

how is it that my shitty little blog has friday cheesecake and you don’t?

Hey, if the protests here in DC were anything like that, I’d be part of rent-a-mob faster than you could say caipirinha and thongs…

by DC Trojan on Mar 9, 2007 2:35 PM EST reply actions

probably fake, but i don’t feel that i can risk it. does anyone have a good deal on one way tickets from JAX to LA?

by adam on Mar 9, 2007 3:08 PM EST reply actions

No “More Cushing for the Pushing” jokes? Anyone? Geez…
[crickets]

by RedDevilEA on Mar 9, 2007 3:09 PM EST reply actions

DCT-

Exacto. I probably witness first hand 2-3 protests a week here, but nothing even within the same universe as that. If is were like that I might be lying down in the streets myself.

by Kanu on Mar 9, 2007 3:40 PM EST reply actions