BLOWED UP: MESS WITH THE FROG, GET THE HORNS

by Orson on Mar 8, 2007 3:08 PM EST

Given ample time, we think the laws of physics and parallel universes imply that you could find a video of yourself being concussed by a bloodthirsty safety.

In fact, according to a Scientific American article we skimmed on the toilet one day, there has to be a parallel universe where you're being killed on a Youtube clip. In fact, there's one where you're this Texas Tech wide receiver getting his sternum shattered by a TCU d-back. And that parallel universe utterly sucks for you.

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yeah, but I prefer the parallel universe where I get a threesome with Naomi Watts and Nicole Kidman.

by oc phil on Mar 8, 2007 3:23 PM EST reply actions

It exists! Congratulations.

by Orson Swindle on Mar 8, 2007 3:28 PM EST reply actions

Is it on youtube?

by Give me a beer on Mar 8, 2007 3:29 PM EST reply actions

But only Reggie Nelson is having said threesome while simultaneously crushing Pirate sternum(s?). Yarr.

by Gator03 on Mar 8, 2007 3:39 PM EST reply actions

As long as we’re posting bloodthirsty DB’s and hard hits, I offer up this gem complete with 1996-era Keith Jackson:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MzDW9kk9C88

by Orangeblood on Mar 8, 2007 3:40 PM EST reply actions

Daydrian Taylor’s big hit in the 1997 Michigan vs. Penn State game ended both players’ careers.

Just the hit:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8dGs0fALZ_8

Longer version with replays (hit happens at 2:10):
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GAcnN6cYMR4

by Jeremy on Mar 8, 2007 4:02 PM EST reply actions

I recommend Thomas Decoud’s crushing during the UCLA-Cal game. Anytime the guy you hit falls down trying to walk to the sideline, you know it was big.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo9e2Jf7R0o

…and it was during a TD return.

by sagehenbear_fan on Mar 8, 2007 4:17 PM EST reply actions