BLOWED UP: MESS WITH THE FROG, GET THE HORNS
Given ample time, we think the laws of physics and parallel universes imply that you could find a video of yourself being concussed by a bloodthirsty safety.
In fact, according to a Scientific American article we skimmed on the toilet one day, there has to be a parallel universe where you’re being killed on a Youtube clip. In fact, there’s one where you’re this Texas Tech wide receiver getting his sternum shattered by a TCU d-back. And that parallel universe utterly sucks for you.
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oc phil says:
yeah, but I prefer the parallel universe where I get a threesome with Naomi Watts and Nicole Kidman.
March 8th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
It exists! Congratulations.
March 8th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
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Give me a beer says:
Is it on youtube?
March 8th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
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Gator03 says:
But only Reggie Nelson is having said threesome while simultaneously crushing Pirate sternum(s?). Yarr.
March 8th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
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Orangeblood says:
As long as we’re posting bloodthirsty DB’s and hard hits, I offer up this gem complete with 1996-era Keith Jackson:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MzDW9kk9C88
March 8th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
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Jeremy says:
Daydrian Taylor’s big hit in the 1997 Michigan vs. Penn State game ended both players’ careers.
Just the hit:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8dGs0fALZ_8
Longer version with replays (hit happens at 2:10):
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GAcnN6cYMR4
March 8th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
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sagehenbear_fan says:
I recommend Thomas Decoud’s crushing during the UCLA-Cal game. Anytime the guy you hit falls down trying to walk to the sideline, you know it was big.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo9e2Jf7R0o
…and it was during a TD return.
March 8th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
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RedDevilEA says:
This is still my favorite hit of all time:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dfkWuDTsicg
(wait for it…….)
March 8th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
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oc phil says:
# 4 I’ll give up the pirate sternii as long as I still get the Aussie sandwich as promised by Orson and Scientific American.
March 8th, 2007 at 7:31 pm
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Bill says:
You can’t leave this one out…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0Y9wt3XkHo
March 9th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
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socalirish says:
Yarr indeed.
March 9th, 2007 at 4:44 pm