MUSTACHE OF THE DAY: CARL.
This is a repeat award, but with special circumstances. First, we’re so freakin’ excited over the outstanding EDSBS radio show last week on Now Live, which is exactly like something Carl would say. (If you don’t believe us, monkey around on the Carl Soundboard for a while. He totally would say something just like that.)

Hell yeah.
Second, the Aqua Teen Movie’s coming out, and we’re beyond enthused about it. Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters promises to be the movie that, after you drag friends and neighbors to pay nine dollars to watch it, opens a yawning chasm between you and them forever, installing a permanent unease chip in their brain when they remember you laughing at a chicken on fire, an amoral talking shake, and rocking out to the theme music by–yes–the band Mastodon.
We can’t wait.









1
the walrus says:
Oh yes, there will be rock
March 7th, 2007 at 10:26 am
2
JacketDan says:
After discovering that trailer on youtube yesterday, I’ve watched it about 5 times.
“Ah sweet nectar, it’s like my pool is tearing ass through the back yard.”
March 7th, 2007 at 10:39 am
3
irishoutsider says:
Somebody set this thing to Head Games!
March 7th, 2007 at 11:09 am
4
Wooderson says:
Can you hear me or should I turn it up for you?
This movie has me trembling with excitement. If it sucks, I’m going ot be pissed.
I’m mostly pissed abotu the fact that people couldn’t take a joke with the whole LED sign fiasco. that was brilliant marketing.
March 7th, 2007 at 11:17 am
5
JacketDan says:
They actually have released a longer trailer now as well:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1BU87gesGA
March 7th, 2007 at 11:20 am
6
adam says:
fuck to the yeah.
March 7th, 2007 at 11:26 am
7
Gnarls Woodson says:
Is Handbanana going to be in it? If not, I’m going to be seriously pissed. That dog is awesome.
March 7th, 2007 at 12:02 pm
8
spartymike says:
“…because that’s a Loverboy song, Urr…and Loverboy has always sucked.”
March 7th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
9
spartymike says:
“Because that’s a Loverboy song, Urr…and Loverboy has always sucked.”
March 7th, 2007 at 12:10 pm
10
Seven years in Gainesville says:
#7:
“All I know is ‘ball’, and ‘good’… and ‘RAPE’ ! “
March 7th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
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JacketDan says:
@8-9
“Oh no they do not. I saw them in the Meadowlands in ‘83 and they put on a kick ass show.”
March 7th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
12
italiangator says:
God, I just hope that they allow those of us in Boston to see the movie. Of which, the best part of the city being shut down for a day over the Mooninites was the fact that I was wearing my ATHF shirt that day. Made me feel warm inside.
March 7th, 2007 at 12:30 pm
13
Mike P. says:
Screw Handbanana. I can only hope Tera Patrick does another cameo.
March 7th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
14
Out of Conference says:
Does Fernando from GTA-Vice City sound like Carl with a latino accent to anyone else, or have I been beating too many hookers for cash in PS2 too long?
March 7th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
15
Gator Head Funnel says:
“Look, I told you when we met that I was not a leprechaun, that I was from Rhode Island, and that I was half Korean, and you said it didn’t matter.”
March 7th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
16
bama_buck says:
Damn yeah!
March 7th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
17
Big Jon says:
I’m like so totally going on opening night. My dad can score tickets, he owns a dealership.
March 7th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
18
PJ from NU in SF says:
This makes me want to get a Broodwich for lunch. If there are no swine evil enough for bacon, I’ll settle for Farmer John’s.
Oh, and tell Jerry and Sticks that I’ll skip the brain surgery, please.
March 7th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
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NoleinTexas says:
Does Carl have to give himself to the great ape….sexually….in the movie? Please let this be R rated.
March 7th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
20
Jackwraith says:
“Uh, Billywitchdoctor.com work mostly with… (flaming) chicken.”
March 7th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
21
NoleinTexas says:
“And Christmas continued to suck, in a big way”
March 7th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
22
jon says:
“is this a knob?”
“yes, meatwad.”
“i’m gonna turn it.”
“NnNNooooooooo!”
genius
Mastodon, eh?
March 7th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
23
Rusty says:
Does this mean we can expect an installment regarding college chickenball at some point in the future? Cause that would rock.
March 7th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
24
John says:
“I wanna rock ya body, baby!”
March 7th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
25
J.J. says:
Pig And Elephant DNA Just Won’t Splice!
By the way, I’m also excited about the new South Park episode tonight.
March 7th, 2007 at 6:35 pm
26
John says:
You want to know what tonight is?
The night I download porn at 56k. Nah, I’m just kidding. I got a cable modem back here.
March 7th, 2007 at 9:40 pm
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Out of Conference says:
#25 J.J. – Now I know how all those white women feel.
March 7th, 2007 at 9:45 pm