MUSTACHE OF THE DAY: CARL.
This is a repeat award, but with special circumstances. First, we're so freakin' excited over the outstanding EDSBS radio show last week on Now Live, which is exactly like something Carl would say. (If you don't believe us, monkey around on the Carl Soundboard for a while. He totally would say something just like that.)

Hell yeah.
Second, the Aqua Teen Movie's coming out, and we're beyond enthused about it. Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters promises to be the movie that, after you drag friends and neighbors to pay nine dollars to watch it, opens a yawning chasm between you and them forever, installing a permanent unease chip in their brain when they remember you laughing at a chicken on fire, an amoral talking shake, and rocking out to the theme music by--yes--the band Mastodon.
We can't wait.
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After discovering that trailer on youtube yesterday, I’ve watched it about 5 times.
“Ah sweet nectar, it’s like my pool is tearing ass through the back yard.”
by JacketDan on Mar 7, 2007 10:39 AM EST reply actions
Can you hear me or should I turn it up for you?
This movie has me trembling with excitement. If it sucks, I’m going ot be pissed.
I’m mostly pissed abotu the fact that people couldn’t take a joke with the whole LED sign fiasco. that was brilliant marketing.
by Wooderson on Mar 7, 2007 11:17 AM EST reply actions
They actually have released a longer trailer now as well:
by JacketDan on Mar 7, 2007 11:20 AM EST reply actions
Is Handbanana going to be in it? If not, I’m going to be seriously pissed. That dog is awesome.
by Gnarls Woodson on Mar 7, 2007 12:02 PM EST reply actions
“…because that’s a Loverboy song, Urr…and Loverboy has always sucked.”
by spartymike on Mar 7, 2007 12:09 PM EST reply actions
“Because that’s a Loverboy song, Urr…and Loverboy has always sucked.”
by spartymike on Mar 7, 2007 12:10 PM EST reply actions
#7:
“All I know is ‘ball’, and ‘good’… and ‘RAPE’ ! "
by Seven years in Gainesville on Mar 7, 2007 12:13 PM EST reply actions
@8-9
“Oh no they do not. I saw them in the Meadowlands in ’83 and they put on a kick ass show.”
by JacketDan on Mar 7, 2007 12:24 PM EST reply actions
God, I just hope that they allow those of us in Boston to see the movie. Of which, the best part of the city being shut down for a day over the Mooninites was the fact that I was wearing my ATHF shirt that day. Made me feel warm inside.
by italiangator on Mar 7, 2007 12:30 PM EST reply actions
Screw Handbanana. I can only hope Tera Patrick does another cameo.
by Mike P. on Mar 7, 2007 1:07 PM EST reply actions
Does Fernando from GTA-Vice City sound like Carl with a latino accent to anyone else, or have I been beating too many hookers for cash in PS2 too long?
by Out of Conference on Mar 7, 2007 1:11 PM EST reply actions
“Look, I told you when we met that I was not a leprechaun, that I was from Rhode Island, and that I was half Korean, and you said it didn’t matter.”
by Gator Head Funnel on Mar 7, 2007 1:20 PM EST reply actions
I’m like so totally going on opening night. My dad can score tickets, he owns a dealership.
by Big Jon on Mar 7, 2007 2:06 PM EST reply actions
This makes me want to get a Broodwich for lunch. If there are no swine evil enough for bacon, I’ll settle for Farmer John’s.
Oh, and tell Jerry and Sticks that I’ll skip the brain surgery, please.
by PJ from NU in SF on Mar 7, 2007 2:07 PM EST reply actions
Does Carl have to give himself to the great ape….sexually….in the movie? Please let this be R rated.
by NoleinTexas on Mar 7, 2007 2:10 PM EST reply actions
“Uh, Billywitchdoctor.com work mostly with… (flaming) chicken.”
by Jackwraith on Mar 7, 2007 2:33 PM EST reply actions
“And Christmas continued to suck, in a big way”
by NoleinTexas on Mar 7, 2007 2:39 PM EST reply actions
“is this a knob?”
“yes, meatwad.”
“i’m gonna turn it.”
“NnNNooooooooo!”
genius
Mastodon, eh?
by jon on Mar 7, 2007 4:19 PM EST reply actions
Does this mean we can expect an installment regarding college chickenball at some point in the future? Cause that would rock.
by Rusty on Mar 7, 2007 5:07 PM EST reply actions
Pig And Elephant DNA Just Won’t Splice!
By the way, I’m also excited about the new South Park episode tonight.
by J.J. on Mar 7, 2007 6:35 PM EST reply actions
You want to know what tonight is?
The night I download porn at 56k. Nah, I’m just kidding. I got a cable modem back here.
by John on Mar 7, 2007 9:40 PM EST reply actions
- J.J. – Now I know how all those white women feel.
by Out of Conference on Mar 7, 2007 9:45 PM EST reply actions

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