Comments on: EDSBS RADIO: NOW WITH 20 PERCENT LESS TRAINWRECK!

By: MCab

MCab — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 01:04:39 +0000

1. As a typical latin male, I normally eschew foreplay of any kind, even if we are talking football. But, if I must answer, then Keiland Williams is still our #1 back.

2. How’s the O-line?

3. Rugby. Get into it. It’s methadone for the gridiron addict.

4.Dammit, someone already got Red Skelton in Strangelove. Very well: After a long battle fighting a “fire worm” with pneumonia, sitting in an improvised throne where you look out and see your ancestors . . .

By: peachy

peachy — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 23:52:55 +0000

1 – The offense is gonna kick ass! Tebow! Woooh!!!

2 – What about defense?

3 – Basketball repeat… then, um, soccer? Cycling? Watching David Lee play thirty-five minutes a game off the bench of a lousy Knicks team so that Isaiah can keep him eligible for the Sixth Man Award?

4 – Historical : a heart attack at an advanced age while ‘interviewing’ a troupe of ‘actresses’ (Marechal de Saxe); Fictional : diving a crippled starfighter into the bridge of a star destroyer in a battle to save the galaxy (some Rebel pilot dude – who am I, George Lucas?)

By: J.J.

J.J. — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 23:34:38 +0000

1. New coach, so I get to use the “rebuilding year” excuse.

2. Are the jucos gonna help the OL this year? I hate to see Meyer get beat up like he did last year.

3. March Madness

4. Crushed pelvis

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 22:10:14 +0000

1. We have some decent wide receivers who are short on experience.

2. How are we going to use 8 running backs at once?

3. Soccer

4. At the end of a 30 day food and sex binge with Nigella Lawson, while she’s riding you like there’s no tomorrow.

By: PeterPumpkinhead

PeterPumpkinhead — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 22:09:27 +0000

Because you, like us, need to confess to the fact that you’re going to tailgate your spring practice game like the desperate, depraved person you truly are.

Confess?? Bitch, I’m not just tailgating, I’m bringing 92,000 of my closest friends and the NCAA Marathon Championship. Hell, my grad school program is hosting a reunion that weekend since they know we’ll all be in town anyway.

1. They are throwing up in the weight room much more often than they did last year

2. Who’s going to survive Spring Practice

3. I’m not sure… the blackouts keep getting worse each year

4. Overly exhuberant Erotic Asphixiation

By: maskedavenger

maskedavenger — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 21:53:56 +0000

1. With Henne, Hart, Manningham, etc. we will score.
2. Will we be able to stop other teams from doing the same – more specifically does Morgan Trent have an ounce of confidence left?
3. Rereading the same recruiting drivel over and over only to have it all fall apart in early February. No, I am not thinking about Ronald Johnson, why do you ask?
4. Not that any death could be pleasant, but how about “Now I am going to show you how an Italian dies.”

By: Big Jon

Big Jon — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 21:14:00 +0000

1) ASU’s players have been complaining about how much more they have been working out under Erickson as opposed to Koetter. This can only translate to good things on the field.

2) Can Dennis Erickson patch all of the holes by September?

3) Watching other teams play in the NCAA tournament. That and beer.

4) Ed Orgeron torching me with a flamethrower, then smokng my ashes.

By: tzubear

tzubear — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 21:10:17 +0000

Misread #4-

I think the monks who set themselves on fire in protest of the vietnam war is helaciously badass. Lotus position and total silence, what a statement!

By: tzubear

tzubear — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 21:04:28 +0000

1. I know the head coach offered scholerships to the entire western seaboard. The legacy of Dennis Erickson has finally and completely faded, our livestock are (mostly) safe.

2. Names of many of the players who will be staring for the beavers (lots of joco talent). In truth, I dont know much about this years team.

3. March madness and the rugby world cup!!!

4. Depends….. Impressing my friends or making me happy?

By: Jeff

Jeff — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 19:55:41 +0000

Unfortunately all my answers involve Moondogs (Heavily Georgia Tech bar in Atlanta).

By: Seven Years in Gainesville

Seven Years in Gainesville — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 19:11:07 +0000

1: How good is Tim Tebow!
2: How good is Tim Tebow?
3: Florida basketball — fantastic! After that’s over, having Lee Corso and Kirk Herbstreit chiding me for running the score up on Miami in NCAA Football 07/08.
4: I can’t answer this one. Death’s not badass to me.

Originally, all 4 of my answers were going to be Tim Tebow.

By: jon

jon — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 18:46:38 +0000

can’t wait for the big night!! and the show’s do record an mp3 you can download immediately following the live broadcast. i love that network.

By: Aerobab

Aerobab — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 18:15:56 +0000

1. I know that we're in our 9th consectuive "rebuilding year" since the MNC of 1998. John Chavis will also do his annual trick of piecing together a patchwork of players to field one of the statistically-best defenses in the NCAA, despite having to replace a half-dozen "All-Everythings" every season. 2. No flippin' clue who's going to step up and catch the laser beams fired by Erik Ainge. An accurate QB is worthless if the WRs can't catch the ball. I still don't know why we're flirting with the no-huddle. 3. EDSBS and booze. Both in excess quantities. 4. If you die at the hands of this man, then you are either a completely drunken dumbass, or a total badass. Your choice, I suppose. Evidence, here. (Caution: REALLY bad soundtrack. Muting is advised.)

By: Wooderson

Wooderson — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 18:12:45 +0000

1. Jimmy Clausen is coming to save us…!

2. …but we don’t have any clue if he’s even goign to start. Let alone how our 3-4 defense is going to look.

3. Alcohol and morally ambiguous female New England liberal arts college graduates with low self esteem.

4. William Wallace in Braveheart. ‘Nuff Said

By: Devin McCullen

Devin McCullen — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 18:12:16 +0000

Off-topic but somebody needs to get a picture of this: According to a Deadspin commentor, the signs welcoming visitors to Loudonville, Ohio bear a sign saying “Birthplace of [NAME REDACTED]“.