Comments on: FULMER CUP: BRING THE ILLINOISE!

By: MassDad

MassDad — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 17:09:41 +0000

Lots to do in ChamBana! Wait till the Chitown recruits experience the winter-wonderland not to mention all they’ll learn from their fellow team-mates (after they get re-instated). On second thought, they might have to stop by Joliet to visit on the way down.

By: sb

sb — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 17:08:46 +0000

Aren’t [name redacted]’s players only trying to keep pace with their basketball brethren? After all, dui and leaving the scene of an accident wherein you think you killed a teammate who remained at the accident severely injured and inebriated while passed out in the backseat is a feat seldom (fortunately) accomplished…

At this level of acheivement it may have to be renamed the [name redacted] cup, and let Phat Fulmer stew with his lesser performing minions.

By: PeterPumpkinhead

PeterPumpkinhead — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 16:07:54 +0000

It’s really not fair to Fulmer, [NAME REDACTED] being at UI. I mean, have you been to Urbana-C? You literally can’t walk into town without tripping over the low-hanging fruit of FC point possibilities.

By: Socraticsilence

Socraticsilence — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 04:05:52 +0000

You know if Miami booster Keyser Soze ever switches to another team, all the covered up stuff is coming to the surface.
Really though, Memphis and the fightin’ [NAME REDACTED}’s have a shot at breaking 30, that’s the FC equivalent of the 4 minute mile, we truly do live in the golden age. (I mean what with the Bengals holding it down in the pro’s and now this, 2006-2007 might be remebered as the single greatest year in off the field hijinks ever.)

By: MCab

MCab — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 04:01:28 +0000

Shut, shut, shut up!

By: SeaTrojan

SeaTrojan — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:51:46 +0000

“[NAME REDACTED] is a prophet, I think he’s got something to say to you…”

Maybe I misheard that line.

By: aerobab

aerobab — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:45:38 +0000

You beat me to it, Cruzer…

Looks like it’s a single point for the Vols. No points for Turner since there was no formal charge by the Po-Po; strictly an internal matter.

By: Cruzer

Cruzer — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:13:38 +0000

http://www.volunteertv.com/home/headlines/6319702.html

“Josh McNeil was cited for underage consumption and public intoxication Sunday morning.”

“The University of Tennessee also announced Monday that linebacker James Turner has been dismissed from the team for a violation of team rules.”

How many points for all that?

By: J.J.

J.J. — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 23:28:45 +0000

Illinois doesn’t have such a big lead. If that Memphis story ever results in charges, that’ll be probably 24 points. It looks like the Fulmer Cup is off to a fast start this year.

By: aerobab

aerobab — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 23:17:38 +0000

Note, and Quasi-Threadjack: Knoxville media is reporting that Phil has dismissed a pair of players from his team. Reason has yet to be disclosed — safe to assume potential FC points will be involved.

GO VOLS!

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 22:01:49 +0000

They’re the men!

By: tOSU_radar

tOSU_radar — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 21:54:39 +0000

The Illini playerz are so bad they should be in detention.

By: Aerobab

Aerobab — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 21:06:52 +0000

#13, I’m not a law-man by any means, but that’s why Wikipedia was invented:
“The acts of burglary and any theft that occurs coincident with such entry are treated as separate offenses. If the perpetrator’s intended act after entering the burglarized premises was not a felony, the result can be two different misdemeanor charges rather than a felony count.”

My guess is, that like in many states, there’s a dollar amount of the stolen property that separates a misdemeanor from a felony. No idea what that value is. I’m thinking that the laptops and cash would be enough to push that threshold though.

By: Gator KK

Gator KK — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 21:02:13 +0000

Those poor kids were obviously being targeted by uptight, white cops.

By: adam

adam — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 20:51:51 +0000

is there such a thing as misdemeanor burglary?