FULMER CUP: BRING THE ILLINOISE!

Bring the Surfjan Stevens references. Woot!

This must be the best news Frank Solich has heard in weeks.

The Illini War: Or How to Demolish A Program But Still Be Friends With Your Players.

Look at the improvement the [NAME REDACTED]er is seeing now!

I’m sure the defense will be earnest and great, right up until the closing arguments when Jim Tressel comes on to deliver an Alan Shoresque monologue, for which the official will throw down his yellow hankie and instruct the two young receivers to run go routes in the Illinois Penal league.

Meanwhile, that hot shot receiver signee looks brilliant now, no?

24 points for that? Surely there must be some double counting in there somewhere. Seems ashame to give UIUC such a big lead so early on something so tame. Ellis T. Jones must be spinning in his grave! (*)

(*) I’m only assuming he’s dead by now.

But it’s correctable, and they’re getting better and better all the time….

I see someone else was watching how the movie of the Bourne Supremacy was only tangentially connected to the book of the same name last night…

Zook is definitely one Florida coach that Spurrier will never be better than. I mean, Garcia = pissing and keying, Illinois players = new rap group Felonious.

If we’re lucky, though, they’ll meet in the Outback Bowl. I’d love to see what havoc would reign in Tampa with the Illini and Gamcocks in town.

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The "Gam"cocks are a tranny band in Columbia with, well, hott gams.

Where is the link to the active visual scoreboard?

good look on the Anthrax/PE, Orson. Truly an amazing moment in music that cannot be tarnished by the plethora of dumbed down nu metal garbage it helped to inspire. on that same tip Faith No More was also a mighty force that devled into some metalrappish territory (and some other plain bizarrely awesome territory). incidentally, I hereby nominate Jim Martin from FNM as a Mustache Wed. honoree…

oh, and it doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with the Fulmer Cup per se but I see that Fulmer got a two year extension, sans raise however.

I prefer the Anthrax goatee nu metal that started it all – “I’m the Man”

[NAME REDACTED] is going to amaze and astound all of you so much you might just have to change the name of the contest to the Redacted Cup. Give him his needed 5 years and he guarantees you at least 2 championships, he just didn’t say in what.

is there such a thing as misdemeanor burglary?

Those poor kids were obviously being targeted by uptight, white cops.

#13, I’m not a law-man by any means, but that’s why Wikipedia was invented:
“The acts of burglary and any theft that occurs coincident with such entry are treated as separate offenses. If the perpetrator’s intended act after entering the burglarized premises was not a felony, the result can be two different misdemeanor charges rather than a felony count.”

My guess is, that like in many states, there’s a dollar amount of the stolen property that separates a misdemeanor from a felony. No idea what that value is. I’m thinking that the laptops and cash would be enough to push that threshold though.

The Illini playerz are so bad they should be in detention.

They’re the men!

Note, and Quasi-Threadjack: Knoxville media is reporting that Phil has dismissed a pair of players from his team. Reason has yet to be disclosed — safe to assume potential FC points will be involved.

GO VOLS!

Illinois doesn’t have such a big lead. If that Memphis story ever results in charges, that’ll be probably 24 points. It looks like the Fulmer Cup is off to a fast start this year.

http://www.volunteertv.com/home/headlines/6319702.html

“Josh McNeil was cited for underage consumption and public intoxication Sunday morning.”

“The University of Tennessee also announced Monday that linebacker James Turner has been dismissed from the team for a violation of team rules.”

How many points for all that?

You beat me to it, Cruzer…

Looks like it’s a single point for the Vols. No points for Turner since there was no formal charge by the Po-Po; strictly an internal matter.

“[NAME REDACTED] is a prophet, I think he’s got something to say to you…”

Maybe I misheard that line.

Shut, shut, shut up!

You know if Miami booster Keyser Soze ever switches to another team, all the covered up stuff is coming to the surface.
Really though, Memphis and the fightin’ [NAME REDACTED}’s have a shot at breaking 30, that’s the FC equivalent of the 4 minute mile, we truly do live in the golden age. (I mean what with the Bengals holding it down in the pro’s and now this, 2006-2007 might be remebered as the single greatest year in off the field hijinks ever.)

It’s really not fair to Fulmer, [NAME REDACTED] being at UI. I mean, have you been to Urbana-C? You literally can’t walk into town without tripping over the low-hanging fruit of FC point possibilities.

Aren’t [name redacted]’s players only trying to keep pace with their basketball brethren? After all, dui and leaving the scene of an accident wherein you think you killed a teammate who remained at the accident severely injured and inebriated while passed out in the backseat is a feat seldom (fortunately) accomplished…

At this level of acheivement it may have to be renamed the [name redacted] cup, and let Phat Fulmer stew with his lesser performing minions.

Lots to do in ChamBana! Wait till the Chitown recruits experience the winter-wonderland not to mention all they’ll learn from their fellow team-mates (after they get re-instated). On second thought, they might have to stop by Joliet to visit on the way down.