Comments on: ESPN THE WEEKEND: SCHEDULE AND MAP

By: PeterPumpkinhead

PeterPumpkinhead — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 15:13:20 +0000

Tommy Smyth f’in rocks EA FIFA Soccer… you really have to listen carefully to what he’s saying, it’s awesome… they should really replace Corso with him in NCAA 2008.

“Ah, that was just obvious, the stripes must be watchin’nother game, how in Jesus’ name’d they miss that?”

By: tzubear

tzubear — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 23:18:54 +0000

Is Tank still in a standoff with the extraTERRORestrials. or with law enforcement? If its the former Im on a plane.
Its too bad Tommy smith doesnt know the american game. I would love to hear him call out Massaquai for diving.

By: Mike aka Luke North "King of the Money Shot"

Mike aka Luke North "King of the Money Shot" — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 19:33:34 +0000

Moonbeam Walton, Mr. Toads Wild Ride, and four hits of “Purple Jesus” = Good Times

Bill, Patty Hearst, and myself will be searching for the styrofoam cooler that has Walt’s remains.

By: rob

rob — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 18:51:02 +0000

“Hey. Everybody loves Mr Toad’s Wild Ride.”
–Brodie

By: Dinknflicka

Dinknflicka — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 18:49:36 +0000

Word on the street is that George Solomon downed a cask of rum, started poking Bob Ley with a finger while calling him “a dreamer,” who needed to “wake up,” then punched Stu in his good eye when he tried to intervene. Solomon spent the rest of the weekend passed out in a hammock at the back of the lean-to.

By: Boston Frog

Boston Frog — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 18:21:21 +0000

Put Smyth and Hudson in the booth and Bobby MacMahon from FSC in the stuio and you’ve got the greatest and most incomprehensible college football coverage of all time.

(By the way, Orson, I know you know that “pissed” in the UK means drunk, not angry…not that it wouldn’t still be appropriate. And, yes, I’m a twat.)

Nice work today. Especially liked the Bill Simmons comment. The man is 37 years old, married and the father of a young girl. Perhaps it’s time to drop the frat-boy act.

By: juanmiguel

juanmiguel — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 17:43:05 +0000

“Alan Dershowitz help me saaaaang it!”

“.Uh, free the JLA!”

By: Rusty

Rusty — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 17:13:03 +0000

Number 22,

That I did. Might go back next Tuesday, too.

By: Craig Barker

Craig Barker — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 16:57:56 +0000

Genius, pure genius. Well played gentlemen.

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 16:38:00 +0000

Smyth reference - splendid. I’d pay 100 pesos to see him replace Mark Jones on regional ABC action. Match him up with Ray Hudson from GolTv who does the Spanish league commentary and you'd really be on to something. I'd vote for it. What side were the hooligans supporting? The locals around here are always pleased to see their fans representing in America. I see you survived Millwall then.

By: irishoutsider

irishoutsider — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 16:31:02 +0000

Well, Jeff Samardzjia could be Lil’ Ronnie’s older brother if that’s what youre saying.

By: NoleinTexas

NoleinTexas — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 16:26:18 +0000

Wait, are you implying that all wide receivers and rappers look alike?

By: Gator KK

Gator KK — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 15:58:08 +0000

I always thought Mike Irvin and K-Ci were the same person. Or am I thinking of JoJo?

By: That 5.0 Guy

That 5.0 Guy — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 15:55:37 +0000

Burn.

By: Nick

Nick — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 15:45:42 +0000

Groundskeeper Willie is scottish and Tommy Smyth is irish