First things first: Idaho football player Jaron Williams may have lived up to his team’s name, the Vandals, by resisting arrest and “verbally accosting” a police officer prior to getting tasered by the Pullman police. The whole incident is under review using footage from a “Taser Cam,” a digital camera recording every sound and image of any incident where a taser is unholstered and the safety then turned off prior to use.

The whole system seems like a great way to encourage cops to just beat perps with the body of the taser to make the paperwork easier in the short run. (Perps? Have we been watching Mannix?)

Fulmer Cup Status: Under review.

Second: people in Augusta really, really love their donuts.

Marcus Vick’s on his way up there right down with a hot dozen and a loaded Glock in the glove.