FRIDAY YOUTUBE: DONUTS TOO GOOD FOR NETWORK TELEVISION

by Orson on Mar 2, 2007 3:57 PM EST

First things first: Idaho football player Jaron Williams may have lived up to his team's name, the Vandals, by resisting arrest and "verbally accosting" a police officer prior to getting tasered by the Pullman police. The whole incident is under review using footage from a "Taser Cam," a digital camera recording every sound and image of any incident where a taser is unholstered and the safety then turned off prior to use.

The whole system seems like a great way to encourage cops to just beat perps with the body of the taser to make the paperwork easier in the short run. (Perps? Have we been watching Mannix?)

Fulmer Cup Status: Under review.

Second: people in Augusta really, really love their donuts.

Marcus Vick's on his way up there right down with a hot dozen and a loaded Glock in the glove.

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Is that for real, or is that one of the best photo shop jobs ever?

by Cooler Czar on Mar 2, 2007 4:06 PM EST reply actions

OK Homer, we’re going to start you off here on camera #2 on the 11 o’clock newscast. Did you ever operate a camera like this one while you were living in Springfield?

by beast in 'bama on Mar 2, 2007 4:08 PM EST reply actions

I always knew KK donuts were shitty for me. Don’t try to spin this as a healthy alternative.

Wheat donuts? Correct me if I’m wrong but the originals were made from flour,sugar, and water. Flour is made from wheat. So what the fuck is new, except the name?

http://www.recipezaar.com/63746

by Cool Hand Mike on Mar 2, 2007 4:19 PM EST reply actions

Is this the most disturbing thing a UF fan can ever see? Because I hope it is, as it has already driven me to the edge of a tall building. You’d be surprised at the wireless reception you can get on top of the Prudential Building.

http://deadspin.com/sports/college-football/who-wouldnt-want-this-on-their-mantle-241053.php

by italiangator on Mar 2, 2007 4:46 PM EST reply actions

You guys are missing the humor. Look at the writing in the lower right corner next to the doughnuts. I like doughnuts and all, but I’m certainly not sucking any d to get one, especially if it is wheat….

by Cooler Czar on Mar 2, 2007 5:00 PM EST reply actions

A quick heads up Orson. Preliminary reports out of Columbia have Garcia back in the news for keying someone’s car. Looks like he’s not content with earning a mere two FC points….

by godawg on Mar 2, 2007 5:09 PM EST reply actions

Cooler,

You are a man of keen observation. Here I am reading with my love handles and you sir are reading with your eyes . Thanks for the heads up. Oh, I didn’t mean it like that!

by Cool Hand Mike on Mar 2, 2007 5:22 PM EST reply actions

Blondes…and Oh, I Get the Joke Dept.:

I was working on material such as:

Expecting a donut to be healthy for you is like expecting a blonde to have brains, or a Notre Dame fan to have a notion of reality, blah, blah, blah……

…and then I saw the video again and noticed the JOKE. Man, I am getting slow…time to get out of here…….

by Stacy Keibler Loves Me on Mar 2, 2007 7:42 PM EST reply actions

So that is where the Kreme in Krispy Kreme comes from.

by Joakim on Mar 2, 2007 8:21 PM EST reply actions

Foxxy News, or Dumb Blondes Dept Part 2:

Wow. Here is a video of a dumb blonde, Lauren Anderson, who is commenting on “HER” Gators, Notre Dame and USC.

She would be a great interview on the EDSBS Radio show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MN4hIc05K8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fusc%2Dfootball%2Eaolsportsblog%2Ecom%2F

by Stacy Keibler Loves Me on Mar 2, 2007 9:06 PM EST reply actions

SKLM, this has been bugging me for awhile, so I’ll finally come out and ask you:

which Irish football player killed which member of your family?

by rusty on Mar 3, 2007 2:10 PM EST reply actions

Rusty: His sister drowned in a puddle of Holtz-spittle.

by Will on Mar 3, 2007 2:40 PM EST reply actions

The Illinois [Nickname Redacted] make their Fulmer Cup debut . Expect more arrests in the future, keeping them tantalizingly close to the lead only to fade down the stretch.

Getting better and better….

by PeteJayhawk on Mar 4, 2007 8:39 AM EST reply actions