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1
AU1013 says:
I thought that was Les Miles at first.
March 1st, 2007 at 4:03 pm
2
AUgrad says:
You mean, Les Fuckin’ Miles of LSU? No Fuckin’ way!
March 1st, 2007 at 4:13 pm
3
beast in 'bama says:
If that guy in the middle had been left-handed, I would have testified in court it was Randy Johnson.
The Big Unit – merciless killer of birds and small children!
March 1st, 2007 at 4:28 pm
4
Nick says:
Get me Señor Spielbergo!
March 1st, 2007 at 5:26 pm
5
Dinknflicka says:
Though there’s no audio in clip No. 2, transcripts indicate that just before throwing the ball Rico mentioned something about how he’d currently be soaking in a hot with his soulmate if only coach had put him in in the fourth quarter.
March 1st, 2007 at 5:36 pm
6
NoleinTexas says:
Hmm, The Departed has Scorsese, but Football to the Groin has a football to the groin…
March 1st, 2007 at 5:43 pm
7
Charles says:
Is Les fucking Miles related to Tyler Fuckin Palko? Or is it just a coincidence of naming?
March 1st, 2007 at 7:13 pm
8
Jason says:
It may not be Les Miles now, but give him time…
March 1st, 2007 at 8:54 pm
9
El Caballo de Sangre says:
I’ve gotta disagree…if there’s a Carlton-style coach in NCAA Bowl Subdivison football, it’s Jim Tressel. You’ve gotta be able to come up with a visual of him dancing along to the post-game music in the locker room the way Carlton did. I always thought Carlton’s dancing was the love child of Eddie Murphy’s “white-dude dance” from Raw and Billy Crystal’s “white man’s overbite”, with a little Danny Terrio skillz thrown into the mix. Think about it, only switch out Carlton’s pastel-colored sweaters for gray…
March 2nd, 2007 at 3:52 am
10
El Caballo de Sangre says:
ooooops…I’m commenting on the black coaches post. Oh well…
March 2nd, 2007 at 3:53 am
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anonymous says:
The Ball! His Groin! It works on so many levels…
that being said, I like the George C. Scott version better
March 2nd, 2007 at 7:31 am
12
King Harvest says:
The guy in the career builder promo above the “Leave a comment” section just shat himself
March 2nd, 2007 at 8:51 am
13
spanker says:
how come in the french version homer isn’t laughing en francais?
huh huh huh huh huh
March 2nd, 2007 at 9:56 am
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Kenny says:
Funny how the Spanish VO works almost as well. And how the French guy is evocative of Buschemi. And how the Italian makes me want pasta.
Hmmmm … pasta …
Which is probably why NFL-e is in such a state … we all just want carbs. More carbs. Is there anything they don’t do?
March 2nd, 2007 at 9:58 am
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Number One Stunner says:
WTF was the guy in the second video thinking? You toss the ball to a four year old, not chunk it. I guess he was like “fuck it, I’m going deep.” lol
i wonder if that kid survived?
March 6th, 2007 at 1:00 pm