THREE WAYS TO GET HIT BY A FOOTBALL
by Orson on Mar 1, 2007 3:54 PM EST
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PrintThere's so many ways for it to happen.
1. By your punter.
2. By someone you love.
3. In cel-animated multilingual glory:
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You mean, Les Fuckin’ Miles of LSU? No Fuckin’ way!
by AUgrad on Mar 1, 2007 4:13 PM EST reply actions
If that guy in the middle had been left-handed, I would have testified in court it was Randy Johnson.
The Big Unit – merciless killer of birds and small children!
by beast in 'bama on Mar 1, 2007 4:28 PM EST reply actions
Though there’s no audio in clip No. 2, transcripts indicate that just before throwing the ball Rico mentioned something about how he’d currently be soaking in a hot with his soulmate if only coach had put him in in the fourth quarter.
by Dinknflicka on Mar 1, 2007 5:36 PM EST reply actions
Hmm, The Departed has Scorsese, but Football to the Groin has a football to the groin…
by NoleinTexas on Mar 1, 2007 5:43 PM EST reply actions
Is Les fucking Miles related to Tyler Fuckin Palko? Or is it just a coincidence of naming?
by Charles on Mar 1, 2007 7:13 PM EST reply actions
I’ve gotta disagree…if there’s a Carlton-style coach in NCAA Bowl Subdivison football, it’s Jim Tressel. You’ve gotta be able to come up with a visual of him dancing along to the post-game music in the locker room the way Carlton did. I always thought Carlton’s dancing was the love child of Eddie Murphy’s “white-dude dance” from Raw and Billy Crystal’s “white man’s overbite”, with a little Danny Terrio skillz thrown into the mix. Think about it, only switch out Carlton’s pastel-colored sweaters for gray…
by El Caballo de Sangre on Mar 2, 2007 3:52 AM EST reply actions
ooooops…I’m commenting on the black coaches post. Oh well…
by El Caballo de Sangre on Mar 2, 2007 3:53 AM EST reply actions
The Ball! His Groin! It works on so many levels…
that being said, I like the George C. Scott version better
by anonymous on Mar 2, 2007 7:31 AM EST reply actions
The guy in the career builder promo above the “Leave a comment” section just shat himself
by King Harvest on Mar 2, 2007 8:51 AM EST reply actions
how come in the french version homer isn’t laughing en francais?
huh huh huh huh huh
by spanker on Mar 2, 2007 9:56 AM EST reply actions
Funny how the Spanish VO works almost as well. And how the French guy is evocative of Buschemi. And how the Italian makes me want pasta.
Hmmmm … pasta …
Which is probably why NFL-e is in such a state … we all just want carbs. More carbs. Is there anything they don’t do?
by Kenny on Mar 2, 2007 9:58 AM EST reply actions
WTF was the guy in the second video thinking? You toss the ball to a four year old, not chunk it. I guess he was like “fuck it, I’m going deep.” lol
i wonder if that kid survived?
by Number One Stunner on Mar 6, 2007 1:00 PM EST reply actions
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