Comments on: WE’RE TOO GOOD TO MAKE FUN…NO, NO WE’RE NOT.

By: gjk

gjk — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 00:31:59 +0000

I think she’s a relative of Urethra Franklin.

By: tony

tony — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:52:19 +0000

Aside from the chick we just called “Psycho” for obvious reasons (and the reason I can no longer listen to Sting OR The Police, thanks to a roomie falling on the grenade…for nobody.), we had a chick with a severe acne problem (or residue thereof) that was simply referred to as “Capone”.

By: Cardiac Kids

Cardiac Kids — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 20:30:14 +0000

Odell,

You win. And you just made my day. Thank you. See you down there.

By: Odell 51

Odell 51 — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 18:55:31 +0000

I got you all beat. There was a girl in college we called Leather-Beard.

She liked the tanning bed and had and eating disorder that caused facial hair. Hence the beard.

Beware of Leatherbeard.

Also beware of going straight to hell.

By: matty-oh

matty-oh — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 18:42:03 +0000

Not to be confused with Phyldo “Hachet-Wound” McGoo, or Muffy the Wombat Slayer.

By: Rusty

Rusty — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 18:06:01 +0000

#39,
Nope, Notre Dame. And it had nothing to do with her looks. One night she got really drunk, along with other of our buddies. So she starts making out with buddy A while on the couch. Buddy B has enough of this, walks over, bends down, pulls down his pants, and slams her face into his ass. She continues to make out with his ass cheek for five seconds before realizing something’s wrong. Thus began “Assface”. Later that night, she tried to tackle Buddy B and stab him with a high heeled shoe.
Ah, college.

By: moochy

moochy — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 17:28:57 +0000

Assface, can opener, tank ass, we had much the same at PC. (Go Blue Hose!) We even had:
Jumanji: Her face appeared to be five distinct animals rolled into one.

By: Geaux Irish

Geaux Irish — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 17:13:24 +0000

#38, well-said Tony. I’ll give you the points if you give me the assist.

By: Pos

Pos — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 16:36:48 +0000

classic stuff, Orson

By: Rival

Rival — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 16:33:04 +0000

Ah, this brings back wonderful memories. SPecifically, the time we stuck some girl from Florida with the nickname “Assface”. Mmmmmmm, college.

We had various girls named thusly:

“Horseface” – self explanatory
“Couch Ass” – self explanatory
“Buffet Becky” – she ate a lot
“Swamp Thing” – all imagery right there
“Mufasa” – wild, wild hair

I seem to remember an “Assface” in college, too. Rusty, did you go to UGA?

By: GamecockTony

GamecockTony — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 16:32:47 +0000

Geaux,
Touched up or douched up?

Sorry… had to be said.

By: bhors

bhors — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 16:29:22 +0000

Big Jon #33,
So did we, you can’t possibly be from from NW Ohio can you?

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 15:53:27 +0000

Hi I’m Mangina….but you can call me Gina…wassup?

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 15:53:07 +0000

Mangina wears underwear with dickholes in ‘em!

By: drogue

drogue — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 15:26:37 +0000

Buster Hymen