YouTube ruins yet another fantasy – I loved looking at the “Cowgirl” pictures, but this chick who seems to have an answer for everything is just annoying.

Oh yeah, exactly how did she pony up that 11K? Or were they financed and then paid off after the Playboy or Maxim spread?

If that’s the case, would it be more accurate to say, these boobs paid for themselves?

It’s kind of like my college education, I didn’t pay cash up front, I took out a loan, worked my ass off for 5 years, landed a sweet gig and it paid for my education, hence my education paid for itself. I figured an FSU grad would grasp that concept.

You and your friend are at a bar, and see a blonde and a burnette sitting alone. Your buddy calls dibs on the blonde, but both are acceptably railable. The blonde is the fun happy outgoing girl of the two, the burnette is the one with major self-esteem and indenity issues. She talks about her past boyfriend with enough hurt scorn to make that plastic knife looks dangerous, then mentions her bewbies are enhanced with the money she set aside for a car.

Your friend is having a blast, you however are watching a living train wreck, hoping you can bang her tonight, and grow a full beard and mustache tomarrow morning as you sneak out of her place.

That’s the jist of the dialogue.

I was waiting for the part where she yanks out a picture of the pope from her clevage and says “This is the real enemy.”

Either that or yanking out a picture of her old boyfriend and asking where he is, so she can find closure on the relationship, with stabbing knifes.

heavy is the crown, jenn, heavy is the crown.

Was that really supposed to be a motivational speech?

Because the only motivation I got from it was to go Google “Jenn Sterger” and “Playboy”.

Again.