EDSBS RADIO: A STUDY GUIDE.
ANOTHER IMPORTANT AS HELL ANNOUNCEMENT!!! GIMME A FUCKIN’ SIREN!!!
Dorking out to unacceptable degrees on the fact that tonight we’ll be launching our career as a 456-pound sports talk host tonight. (We’ve got the show thing down–now time to start pounding the cheesecake to build ourselves a proper gunt.)
The particulars:
How to listen:: EDSBS Radio. Like you’ve got anything better to do, so click on this link to listen.
When: 8:00 EST–9:00 EST.
How to participate in a thrillingly interactive online community: To call in, you mean? But of course. Live calling is a feature on BlogTalkRadio, and you should call in. In fact, we’ll be having a contest to see who can make the most cliched sports talk radio call-in tomorrow night.
The number: (718) 664-6532
We’ll hopefully have a few surprise guests along the way. Click the banner below to go to our channel.
Ripping off our favorite radio show of all time, we’re taking The Bottom Line’s “Five Questions segment and making it…well, quality stolen property. Our five questions for the geeks who like time to prepare:
1. Make one prediction about next season pulled straight from the deepest recesses of your ass.
2. Who’s your shameshag? Someone keeps telling us that, for example, Christiane Amanpour is not hot. They are wrong, of course, but this would for a normal person constitute a “shameshag,” the celebrity only you find irresistable.
There’s something about a woman in a safari jacket who speaks Arabic.
3. Tweak one thing about college football. Prohibiting the wearing of pants on Erin Andrews does not count. Okay, it might.
4. Hire one coach, fire one coach. Simple enough.
5. Sweaters with ties: yes or no? It was our new year’s resolution to wear more sweaters with ties. What are your feelings here?
We’ll hear from all fifteen of you tonight. ‘Till then, we’re off the grid.
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O.K., #49 is the appropriate ender for the sweater question. No topping that one.
As for Kelly being annoying, I’ll have to take your word for it, as I’ve never seen that show. But I think that’s why they came out with the I-Pod, isn’t it?
Comment by Because They Can — February 28, 2007 @ 5:38 pm
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1. Tim Tebow wins the Nobel Peace Prize in Science for synthesizing petroleum from human waste, thus making the Middle East irrelevant and ending the global energy crisis forever…All during halftime of the Georgia-Florida game.
2. Samantha Brown from the Travel Channel. Sassy.
3. A 5th down for good behavior.
4. Fire: George O’Leary Hire: 50 Cent
5. Sweaters? Depends. Really…If you wear Depends, then you can wear that combination, you old fart.
Comment by DirkDawggler — February 28, 2007 @ 3:31 pm
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Bagging Kelly:
No. 47, I guess you never saw her TV Sitcom show. Pretty, but, man is she annoying. She seems like the type of woman that would make fun of your junk in mid-stream, if you know what I mean.
Comment by Stacy Keibler Loves Me — February 28, 2007 @ 2:48 pm
47
Late to the party, but:
1. Tubberville’s ears shrink, and nobody notices.
2. Mary Steenbergen.
3. All conferences go to 10 teams with a PAC style round robin.
4. Fire: Dave Wannstadt, Hire: Al Borges
5. No, unless you are studly enough to pull off a cardigan with a bow tie and still make women sigh…which I rather doubt.
P.S. There’s absolutely no shame in bagging Kelly Rippa.
Comment by Because They Can — February 28, 2007 @ 10:48 am
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Nice job last night O and PB. Very entertaining! I’m inclined to agree with Kyle on the tie/sweater combo. Just not a good look in my opinion. Give yourself another siren!
Comment by Johnny — February 28, 2007 @ 10:25 am
45
I feel dirty reporting this, but it’s definately Duke’s entry into the Fulmer Cup.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/ncaa/02/27/bc.fbc.duke.playercharg.ap/index.html
Pray that this young man can deal with the lasting effects of horrible judgement and taking another man’s life.
Comment by Aerobab — February 28, 2007 @ 10:07 am
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SeaTrojan–thanks.
Also– THREADJACK–Jen Sterger starts working at Sports Illustrated, which suddenly has a Hep C threat. Coincidence? You decide. (And yes, I know I said I’d hit it, and I still would. The shit I got would eat Hep C for lunch.)
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/more/02/27/puck.hepatitis/index.html
Comment by RaginCajunRebel — February 28, 2007 @ 9:21 am
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1. Nick Saban will go undefeated for his entire career at alabama
2. Tommy Tuberville for his support of the now defunkt gameclock rule
3. CBS having its own version of Gameday in the SEC
4. Fire Charlie Weiss, Hire Mike Price
5. Nay
Comment by Dave — February 28, 2007 @ 3:59 am
42
Orson has a wuss voice.
Comment by JLTZ — February 28, 2007 @ 3:03 am
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1) At least one member of the Duke football squad will get bare-ass naked on the field. Probably in protest of something or other, but possibly because the lacrosse team lost one of their Rohypnol-laced water bottles. (What, too soon?)
2) Joan Cusack, see above
3) NFL catch rules. 2 feet in, but the DB can’t push you out of bounds.
4) Fire Bobby Bowden, give his job to Steve Mariucci
5) Nay, I say. Never shall it be!
Comment by Sam — February 28, 2007 @ 12:47 am
40
Sorry I missed the show — I was at the theatre for some Pinter.
Is it archived? How do I listen?
Comment by Jay — February 28, 2007 @ 12:44 am
39
Aiiiiiiiyy, can’t get the podcast to load correctly in iTunes. Anyone else have any success with that?
Comment by Mark — February 27, 2007 @ 11:50 pm
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1. South Florida will win 11 games this year, beating Auburn and only losing to WVU.
2. Diana Taurasi
3. Create a 64 team playoff where the final 4 is played during the NCAA basketball tournament just to remind basketball who their daddy is.
4. Fire: Greg Robinson Hire: Jimbo Fisher
5. Yes, only if it is a sweater vest and the shirt underneath is sleeveless…git ‘r dun
Comment by Matt — February 27, 2007 @ 11:41 pm
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1. PJ Hill wins Heisman
2. Rachel Ray
3. No place with a suitable tailgate starts their game before 3 local time. It can be difficult to get properly lubed for a noon game.
4. Fire: Chan Gailey Hire: Jackie Sherrill
5. Michael Jackson used to wear lots of sweaters and ties, so no.
Comment by Zook Line and Sinker — February 27, 2007 @ 10:52 pm
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1. Stanford wins 2 games.
2. Li’l Kim
3. Failed challenges result in Jumbotron replay of Pete Carroll’s message of hope to Mike Bellotti.
4. Fired: Charlie Weiss. Hired: Gary Barnett. Result: smouldering ruin of football stadium, weeping touchdown Jesus draws hundreds of thousands.
5. Sweaters with ties remind me of my grandfather — that and a tweed jacket was his daily uniform. Old-school smart, cheaper than central heating, but not strictly cool.
Comment by DC Trojan — February 27, 2007 @ 10:41 pm
35
Great job on the show, to all those who participated. Particularly OS and PB!
1. Les Miles loses to “Fuckin’ Alabama”.
2. Mariah Carey.
3. D-I members should exclusively play D-I opponents. There are enough cupcakes in D-I to go around with no need to dip into lower divisions…and the needed prohibition of Erin Andrew’s pants.
4. Hire Lee “The Baby Arm” Corso. Fire Pete “The Humanitarian” Carroll.
5. Sweaters with ties are cool…if it’s 1985! Not only a no, but a HELL EFFIN’ NO!
Comment by aerobab — February 27, 2007 @ 9:58 pm
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#20 - question 1… dude that’s not the deepest recesses of your ass, that’s just dropping a dingleberry
as for question 5, teh new hottness is wearing a blue shirt with tie under a russell athletic oxford hoody
Comment by Peter Pumpkinhead — February 27, 2007 @ 9:18 pm
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RajinCajunRebel,
You need your own 5 minute “RCR Report” at the end of each show ala Andy Rooney. Nice one.
Johnny Sockers? Foot Powder commercial maker,
Please send some new cochlea for the inner ears that you just destroyed. Thanks.
Comment by SeaTrojan — February 27, 2007 @ 9:10 pm
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Looks like you guys got cut off at the end. Maybe start your last caller at 10 minutes to go and finish at around 5. I think you got jobbed by 1 minute though. But even then, probably thank sponsors and listeners at 5 minutes, get through messages about the next show. Then play the Lee Corso song to wrap it up. Make it your ending song. Kind of like Kevin and Bean on KROQ in los angeles sing the song, Don’t Boggart that joint my friend. A good radio program ends with a little tune, might as well make it your original tune.
Comment by Andy — February 27, 2007 @ 9:09 pm
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1) ND stomps USC, finishes in the top 5, Jimmy Clausen is a Heisman finalist
2) Monica Lewinsky and I ain’t ’shamed
3) Replace coin toss with the XFL’s race for the ball
4) Fire Nick Saban just for shits and giggles, hire Mike Price because no man should lose his job for doing something stupid involving a woman
5) Sweaters with ties are perfectly acceptable assuming you’re wearing a shirt. Heck, I wore a sweater with a tie (and shirt) today and I looked damn good.
Comment by Harris — February 27, 2007 @ 9:01 pm
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That was fun. Thanks guys, good times all around.
Comment by RaginCajunRebel — February 27, 2007 @ 8:51 pm
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1st Critique of the Night on EDSBS Train Wreck of a Radio Show:
Heard the first 40 or so minutes of the show and here are my two cents of the show:
1) Callers sound worse than they write. (Did not think that was possible.)
2) Commercial for foot powder sponsor was funny
3) Most interesting idea: Getting rid of the 2 point idea
4) Brian from the Michigan Blog: He brought some life to the show. Amazed he used restraint when the ND fiasco of a game was brought up.
5) Orson was too polite with the callers. Where was TCOAN to add some bite to the show?
6) The show could use some sound effects, such as playing the school fight song prior to the guest or caller if the show gets fancy. (I am using “fancy” in the non-gay way.)
Conclusion: The initial show was a total TRAIN WRECK, and when will it be on again so I do not miss it???????
Comment by Stacy Keibler Loves Me — February 27, 2007 @ 8:39 pm
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O/U on Illinois should be 4, not sure what the Vegas line is right now, but I’ll be surprised if they reach 5.
Comment by Dan — February 27, 2007 @ 8:38 pm
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GIMME A FUCKIN’ SIREN!!!!
Comment by John — February 27, 2007 @ 8:10 pm
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1. The Pac 10 now comes with delicious parity!
2. Kathy Mattea
3. 2 point conversions mandatory THROUGHOUT OT.
4. Fired: Al Groh. Hired: A small marsupial.
5. Sweaters w/ ties: As long as they are FUBU, ECKO, or Sean Paul. As for the sweaters . . .
Comment by MCab — February 27, 2007 @ 8:08 pm