FULMER CUP: GEORGIA BULLDOG NOT ARRESTED FOR SUSPENDED LICENSE.

by Orson on Feb 26, 2007 1:24 AM EST

Yeah, it's early...but how can one sleep after looking at Eva Green's dress at the Oscars, which didn't resemble a dress so much as a dress that had, after suffering grievous injury, been covered in several rolls of cheap gauze after suffering severe burns. Either that, or the oft-naked Green appeared naked at the Oscars sporting one wicked fungal skin condition.

Eva Green, seen here wearing the sewn-together corpse of three disparate dresses, is often naked in her movies.

We're pounding Two Buck Chuck right now (curiously sold for three dollars at our local Green's Liquor) trying to get the vision out of our head. Call it alcoholism, but at least we have bad Oscar dresses to blame. Poor University of Georgia naif Akeem Hebron has no such excuse--he was arrested for underage possession of alcohol at 7:59 a.m. Sunday morning in Athens.

Hebron may additionally claim in his debut rap jam that his party indeed does not stop 'til eight in the mownin'.

The score gives the Bulldogs their entry in the Fulmer Cup with one point,, and is indicative of the down-home variety misdemeanors cuddly Georgia tends to rack up in college football's second most dubious award. (The first? Troy Smith, Gino Torretta, and, um...Danny Wuerffel.) Bulldog fans take solace in the fact that this did not involve the perennial bugbear of UGA football players, the suspended license charge, and that Mudcat Elmore's cursed car was not involved.

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Hers was the worst in a series of horrible get-ups that I would prefer to have seen crumpled in the corner of a floor.

Eva, Jessica Biel, Anne Hathaway, and Naomi Watts — just strip down before hitting the stage; it’s for the best for all of us, really.

by Signal to Noise on Feb 26, 2007 2:24 AM EST reply actions

I do believe his party did stop right before eight in the morning. I have to imagine that nothing says “and that’s a night” like getting arrested

by Jonathan on Feb 26, 2007 3:47 AM EST reply actions

FWIW, I have it on good authority that Mudcat Elmore’s car was lurking in the viscinity.

by peacedog on Feb 26, 2007 9:50 AM EST reply actions

The Dreamers is one great flick. But yeah, she had a weird emo-girl vibe going last night. And what’s with Jessica Biel’s biceps? Hot women should not have bigger arms than me.

by tim in tampa on Feb 26, 2007 10:03 AM EST reply actions

Two Buck Chuck saved my life!

by crb on Feb 26, 2007 10:11 AM EST reply actions

- No, The Dreamers is a lousy movie, but Eva running around au natural through half of it may be the greatest work of art in the history of western civilization.

Hey Orson, in a completely unrelated note, Wayne Coin did the “This I Believe” on Morining Edition this morning.

by PeterPumpkinhead on Feb 26, 2007 10:30 AM EST reply actions

He wasn’t arrested at 7:59 am. He was booked. He was probably cooling his heels for a while before they got to the booking part of the story.

by paulwesterdawg on Feb 26, 2007 10:35 AM EST reply actions

How stupid can someone be to not be able to read that he was BOOKED at 8am and not arrested then?

Reading that tough these days?

by Will on Feb 26, 2007 10:41 AM EST reply actions

True—but formally, we could say that his party don’t stop ‘til at least five in the mownin’, no?

by Orson Swindle on Feb 26, 2007 11:02 AM EST reply actions

Who said the party stopped at all?

by paulwesterdawg on Feb 26, 2007 11:15 AM EST reply actions

So when do we get to see an updated scoreboard? Is An Ohio State University still in the lead? Side Pool: How many Georgia and South Carolina players will have to sit out that game? I’ll take five collectively.

by godawg on Feb 26, 2007 11:15 AM EST reply actions

Paul—

SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC!

by Orson Swindle on Feb 26, 2007 11:15 AM EST reply actions

RE: scoreboard. Big Mike’s working on it.

by Orson Swindle on Feb 26, 2007 11:16 AM EST reply actions

Hasn’t Big Mike been “working on it” for like 2 weeks now? Oh, and I also second S2N in #1.

by Aerobab on Feb 26, 2007 11:33 AM EST reply actions

Aerobab—yes. But he’s an artiste. We won’t rush him.

by Orson Swindle on Feb 26, 2007 11:40 AM EST reply actions

So much for my 17 February prediction of driving doom for the Bulldogs. Eight (nine?) days late, and the Mudcat Mobile isn’t even involved…

by acc_expat on Feb 26, 2007 1:05 PM EST reply actions

Exquisite Work of Art Dept.

Thanks a lot OS, for the Eva Green picture. Brings back nice memories of her Bernardo Bertolucci movie. She could wear men’s suits, like Ellen DeGeneresssss, and still be hot, hot, hot.

(((By the way, Ms. DiGenerous did a lousy job. I would have preferred even CARROT TOP doing that hosting job.))))

Comment No. 6 – Pumpkinhead: It was a lousy movie, but I saw it three times, just because of the presence of Eva Green. Her body is a work of art, like Mr. Pumpkin says. She was nude a lot, but it was not done cheaply, not that there is anything wrong with cheap..

by Stacy Keibler Loves Me on Feb 26, 2007 1:06 PM EST reply actions

Yeah, Hebron got a two game suspension. Seems kinda heavy handed for a first offense misdemeanor, but then again UGA has the least sensible alcohol policy I’ve ever heard of so I guess its better to be on the safe side. Wish we had more details. The more details a drinking and/or arrest story has, the better. This article probably had something to do with this also.

http://media.www.redandblack.com/media/storage/paper871/news/2007/02/12/News/Double.Standard-2711325.shtml

by Jon on Feb 26, 2007 5:17 PM EST reply actions